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Uncle Jeb, would you please explain this cartoon to me.

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Mary Jo, I'm Senator Ted, and I know when I've had enough to drink. I can drive and you're safe with me.

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"But it says on the bag that it's pre-washed spinach."

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"Mama, there's no 'gators in this lake."

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”I’m tellin’ ya, homie, that old fart is stone deaf and sound asleep. We git in through the bathroom window ‘n’ git paid. We’ll be long gone before that old geezer knows what hit ‘im!”

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I will show you the right way to handle a boa constrictor.

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"Hey, this spider has a little hourglass on it's back!"

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"Go ahead, I removed all the bullets."

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