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melon
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Post logico fli fe.

if a man has to go pee, why are there somtimes situations where, he can NOT?

why is the system set up like this? i say we should pee when we need to go. like a dog.
in fact, there is alot of stuff we can do just like dogs. we can give up school and work, and just go around sniffing the ground before we urinate on it.
damn straight.

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a man has TWO sphincter muscles in his urinal tract whereas women have only ONE.

maybe it`s not that easy to control both of them while distracted?

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quote:
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i say we should pee when we need to go. like a dog.




Umm...so you're saying...men DON'T???

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Damn straight.

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quote:
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Umm...so you're saying...men DON'T???




i wish we would. i wish i could get up in the middle of math class, and pee on the floor. or on the teacher, or one of the kids. i wish, but socity is keeping me down.

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Hmm...we had a student who used to like cupboards for awhile...but it SMELLS melon!!

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why are so many of you awake?

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It's 9.54 pm in Sydney memdink..I like to live on the edge.

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I've only been up for 6 hours, it's 5 AM. I WISH MORE PEOPLE WOULD LOG ON TO THE #WOTA!!!

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You should really think about hitting the sack. Look at the time.

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No IRC for moi. Work blocks dat action.

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Even the java chat memdink?

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even java, G.

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Re: logico fli fe.

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if a man has to go poop, why are there somtimes situations where, he can NOT?

why is the system set up like this? i say we should poop when we need to go. like a dog.
in fact, there is alot of stuff we can do just like dogs. we can give up school and work, and just go around sniffing the ground before we defecate on it.
damn straight.

FTFY.

Amen.

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Gotta say your correction is more apt.

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Gotta say your correction is more apt.

Jeb is a corrections officer.

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Heffernan must be an erections offerer.

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Hillary Clinton is an elections sufferer.

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Monica is a suctions pufferer.

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Demosthenes was an elocutions stutterer.

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Although I expect hell deny it, Im pretty sure that jackass wonderaz met him one time. Its been quite a while ago.

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How do you think Demosthenes got those pebbles in his mouth? The Jackassaz was trying to choke him and steal his coins!

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I wonder what the ancient jackass wonderaz wore back then, since his notoriously nasty red brassiere hadnt yet been invented?

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Chamber pots.

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