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Aliens Invade Minnesota Mans Brain -by Dingle - 08/01/01 - 09:49:14
In a risky emergency procedure i've had to have my liver replaced with a sponge and will be recovering for a few months. Unfortunately this means Asylum does rural Minnesota will have to be called off. Thank you, drive thru.
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Dingle Updateby wonderaz - 07/31/01 - 13:53:18
Our dear Dingle will be institutionalized later on today. We will post a report on his status once he has sobered up enough to be tranquilized and the doctors can assess his mental state. Film at 10.
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Bitches and Hoes OH Fucking My!!!!!by Dingle - 07/31/01 - 11:30:06
All of you, fuckin bitches and hoes. Well, it's been over a year now, and i wanted to do this on The Asylum birthday, but shit didn't work out that way and you have to settle for now. I just wanna say to you all, i know alot of you like family and it's hard to believe its ONLY been a year. Real fuckin hard... I appreciate the support we've gotten as far as cash, sales and verbal support. The dough-reigh-mis have gone to good things, unfortunately i havnt got a company car yet or even a paycheck for that matter, but the bucks have been spent wisely. You'll see asylum go throun a transformation in the coming weeks, and yes the rumour is true a 14 year old canvas of aged wonder secretion will be the forum drop image, but i assure you its really cool.

Anyways, there's a point to this rambling. My real name is Rob Johnson. That's not a secret. I'm 26 years old, and when i was 20 i bought my first computer. When i was 21 i bought and started 'Flipside.com LLP' with a friend, which was basically an all for nothing web company, but we mostly got by with creating early business webpages. We created the very first business.com page, i wish i could show it to you, it was sad by todays standards but being owned by Time-Warner they paid us proper, and that was probably our hinge either into success or eternal drunkeness... the drunkeness came but it took some work - we took the hard route i guess.

We eventually became Flipside, Inc and soon registered uporoar.com, along with a shitload of other domain names including playboy.net. Well, this was back in 1996'ish and we sold Playboy.net for US $15,000 ... today itd be worth 100 times that - if we only knew. We were making some decent cash for the time but that $15k pushed us over... we started buyin domains wholesale and selling the good ones for cash. My business, Flipside, Inc has, just to name a few, sold news.com, news.net, foxnews.org, thenews.com, blindmelon.com, perljam.com, blackcrowes.com, ultimaonline.net and ultimaonline.com. That's a few of the well known ones out of literally thousands.

Over the years our business grew and we looked for ways to grow. We had and have possession of uproar.com which we used for online gaming for 2 years but when regulations snapped us in the ass is was either go out to sea or come up with something new. We did the latter, we came up with http://www.iwin.com. Not that it's anything particularly spectacular, but we were first so we got the success. I fully admit if i had been born at any other time i'd be a complete failure, this was simply a fluke of space and time. We are still known as Flipside, Inc but we are sponsored by Vivendi Publishing who is basically Blizzard games, responsible for Diablo and StarCraft and many other timefuckers. They still havn't put out a QuakeIII as far as im concerned but dont tell them i said that Anyways youve prolly seen us on tv, well maybe, we give away 10 million every tax day and over 50 million a year (no i can't hook you up)

I started playing Ultima Online as a way to get away from real life, as did hundreds of thousands of other people. I played religiously for over 2 years and became addicted to this board at cob.xrgaming.net and became addicted. Some guy that went by 'Slayer' (whom is still there actually and works like 3 miles from me) pointed me towards stileproject forum one day. Shit just went from there, i've met alot of good people, made a fool of myself sometimes, had a lot of fun, and plan on having alot more.

Anyways, the point of this is, i'm fucking dissappointed. 'The Asylum Does Vegas' is due in like 2 weeks and you fuckers all gave up... WTF!!!!! I can't blame you, i know damn well what it's like to be broke as a joke and i'm here to offer a bit of assistance...

Asylum Does Vegas will now be known as Asylum Does Rural Minnesota (my summer home biznatch :P). Here's the deal, i have nearly 400 acres on 2 lakes. I'll have more booze than you've ever seen in your life. Illegal substances are NOT welcome and you'll have to sign a release stating you're responsible for anything stupid you do on my property. Other than that I have 2 SkiDoos and 2 JetSkii PWC, a Ski Nautique with all needed accessories, a 22' pontoon, a 14' Alumnicraft fishing boat, a Kawasaki MULE500 4 wheeler, 2 rebuilt Kawasaki 550/450 4 wheelers, 2 golf carts, 2 Suzuki DR650SE's, and 2 '00 Ducati 996 Superbikers (one red one yellow and i'm not fucking kidding (no touchie unless no drinkie, my buddy skinny will show ya how to ride a wheelie at 150mph or endo for 300ft though))

Sound like a dream yet? Well, i figure we have 900 some peeps registered and probably 1/4 are aliases, another 1/4 left and never will return. That leaves about 450 peeps, and to fly 450 peeps from all corners of the earth and back would cost like... well let me deal with thaat. First 250 peeps to email me. Is that fair? I don't care if any of you fuckers show up to tell you the truth, there was 200+ peeps here last year christ im just extending the offer. I can almost guarantee pussy for the guys, and i CAN guarantee dick for the chicks. Date for this affair is Aug 17-23. If you want to leave on the 19th PM it can be arranged but i need to know ASAP.

I hope this 'coming out' doesn't fuck up asylum relations. I like you guys cuz i can talk to you as a normal person, and not a 'millionaire'. Hehe i was even tossing around the idea of bringing a couple of us drunk asses up to Canada in a jet to confront Jay Stile at his front door, on camera, dont tell me that wouldn't be hilarious. LOL ill plan it.

Just remember, I'm a loser like you. That's all you need to know.

K?Thx.Bye!


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Yo bitches! Yo hoes!by Dingle - 07/31/01 - 10:53:53
All of you, fuckin bitches and hoes. Well, it's been over a year now, and i wanted to do this on The Asylum birthday, but shit didn't work out that way and you have to settle for now. I just wanna say to you all, i know alot of you like family and it's hard to believe its ONLY been a year. Real fuckin hard... I appreciate the support we've gotten as far as cash, sales and verbal support. The dough-reigh-mis have gone to good things, unfortunately i havnt got a company car yet or even a paycheck for that matter, but the bucks have been spent wisely. You'll see asylum go throun a transformation in the coming weeks, and yes the rumour is true a 14 year old canvas of aged wonder secretion will be the forum drop image, but i assure you its really cool.

Anyways, there's a point to this rambling. My real name is Rob Johnson. That's not a secret. I'm 26 years old, and when i was 20 i bought my first computer. When i was 21 i bought and started 'Flipside.com LLP' with a friend, which was basically an all for nothing web company, but we mostly got by with creating early business webpages. We created the very first business.com page, i wish i could show it to you, it was sad by todays standards but being owned by Time-Warner they paid us proper, and that was probably our hinge either into success or eternal drunkeness... the drunkeness came but it took some work - we took the hard route i guess.

We eventually became Flipside, Inc and soon registered uporoar.com, along with a shitload of other domain names including playboy.net. Well, this was back in 1996'ish and we sold Playboy.net for US $15,000 ... today itd be worth 100 times that - if we only knew. We were making some decent cash for the time but that $15k pushed us over... we started buyin domains wholesale and selling the good ones for cash. My business, Flipside, Inc has, just to name a few, sold news.com, news.net, foxnews.org, thenews.com, blindmelon.com, perljam.com, blackcrowes.com, ultimaonline.net and ultimaonline.com. That's a few of the well known ones out of literally thousands.

Over the years our business grew and we looked for ways to grow. We had and have possession of uproar.com which we used for online gaming for 2 years but when regulations snapped us in the ass is was either go out to sea or come up with something new. We did the latter, we came up with http://www.iwin.com. Not that it's anything particularly spectacular, but we were first so we got the success. I fully admit if i had been born at any other time i'd be a complete failure, this was simply a fluke of space and time. We are still known as Flipside, Inc but we are sponsored by Vivendi Publishing who is basically Blizzard games, responsible for Diablo and StarCraft and many other timefuckers. They still havn't put out a QuakeIII as far as im concerned but dont tell them i said that Anyways youve prolly seen us on tv, well maybe, we give away 10 million every tax day and over 50 million a year (no i can't hook you up)

I started playing Ultima Online as a way to get away from real life, as did hundreds of thousands of other people. I played religiously for over 2 years and became addicted to this board at cob.xrgaming.net and became addicted. Some guy that went by 'Slayer' (whom is still there actually and works like 3 miles from me) pointed me towards stileproject forum one day. Shit just went from there, i've met alot of good people, made a fool of myself sometimes, had a lot of fun, and plan on having alot more.

Anyways, the point of this is, i'm fucking dissappointed. 'The Asylum Does Vegas' is due in like 2 weeks and you fuckers all gave up... WTF!!!!! I can't blame you, i know damn well what it's like to be broke as a joke and i'm here to offer a bit of assistance...

Asylum Does Vegas will now be known as Asylum Does Rural Minnesota (my summer home biznatch :P). Here's the deal, i have nearly 400 acres on 2 lakes. I'll have more booze than you've ever seen in your life. Illegal substances are NOT welcome and you'll have to sign a release stating you're responsible for anything stupid you do on my property. Other than that I have 2 SkiDoos and 2 JetSkii PWC, a Ski Nautique with all needed accessories, a 22' pontoon, a 14' Alumnicraft fishing boat, a Kawasaki MULE500 4 wheeler, 2 rebuilt Kawasaki 550/450 5 wheelers, 2 golf carts, 2 Suzuki DR650SE's, and 2 '00 Ducati 996 Superbikers (one red one yellow and i'm not fucking kidding (no touchie unless no drinkie, my buddy skinny will show ya how to ride a wheelie at 150mph or endo for 300ft though))

Sound like a dream yet? Well, i figure we have 900 some peeps registered and probably 1/4 are aliases, another 1/4 left and never will return. That leaves about 450 peeps, and to fly 450 peeps from all corners of the earth and back would cost like... well let me deal with thaat. First 25 peeps to email me. Is that fair? I don't care if any of you fuckers show up to tell you the truth, there was 200+ peeps here last year christ im just extending the offer. I can almost guarantee pussy for the guys, and i CAN guarantee dick for the chicks. Date for this affair is Aug 17-23. If you want to leave on the 19th PM it can be arranged but i need to know ASAP.

I hope this 'coming out' doesn't fuck up asylum relations. I like you guys cuz i can talk to you as a normal person, and not a 'millionaire'. Hehe i was even tossing around the idea of bringing a couple of us drunk asses up to Canada in a jet to confront Jay Stile at his front door, on camera, dont tell me that wouldn't be hilarious. LOL ill plan it.

Just remember, I'm a loser like you. That's all you need to know.

K?Thx.Bye!

All of you, fuckin bitches and hoes. Well, it's been over a year now, and i wanted to do this on The Asylum birthday, but shit didn't work out that way and you have to settle for now. I just wanna say to you all, i know alot of you like family and it's hard to believe its ONLY been a year. Real fuckin hard... I appreciate the support we've gotten as far as cash, sales and verbal support. The dough-reigh-mis have gone to good things, unfortunately i havnt got a company car yet or even a paycheck for that matter, but the bucks have been spent wisely. You'll see asylum go throun a transformation in the coming weeks, and yes the rumour is true a 14 year old canvas of aged wonder secretion will be the forum drop image, but i assure you its really cool.

Anyways, there's a point to this rambling. My real name is Rob Johnson. That's not a secret. I'm 26 years old, and when i was 20 i bought my first computer. When i was 21 i bought and started 'Flipside.com LLP' with a friend, which was basically an all for nothing web company, but we mostly got by with creating early business webpages. We created the very first business.com page, i wish i could show it to you, it was sad by todays standards but being owned by Time-Warner they paid us proper, and that was probably our hinge either into success or eternal drunkeness... the drunkeness came but it took some work - we took the hard route i guess.

We eventually became Flipside, Inc and soon registered uporoar.com, along with a shitload of other domain names including playboy.net. Well, this was back in 1996'ish and we sold Playboy.net for US $15,000 ... today itd be worth 100 times that - if we only knew. We were making some decent cash for the time but that $15k pushed us over... we started buyin domains wholesale and selling the good ones for cash. My business, Flipside, Inc has, just to name a few, sold news.com, news.net, foxnews.org, thenews.com, blindmelon.com, perljam.com, blackcrowes.com, ultimaonline.net and ultimaonline.com. That's a few of the well known ones out of literally thousands.

Over the years our business grew and we looked for ways to grow. We had and have possession of uproar.com which we used for online gaming for 2 years but when regulations snapped us in the ass is was either go out to sea or come up with something new. We did the latter, we came up with http://www.iwin.com. Not that it's anything particularly spectacular, but we were first so we got the success. I fully admit if i had been born at any other time i'd be a complete failure, this was simply a fluke of space and time. We are still known as Flipside, Inc but we are sponsored by Vivendi Publishing who is basically Blizzard games, responsible for Diablo and StarCraft and many other timefuckers. They still havn't put out a QuakeIII as far as im concerned but dont tell them i said that Anyways youve prolly seen us on tv, well maybe, we give away 10 million every tax day and over 50 million a year (no i can't hook you up)

I started playing Ultima Online as a way to get away from real life, as did hundreds of thousands of other people. I played religiously for over 2 years and became addicted to this board at cob.xrgaming.net and became addicted. Some guy that went by 'Slayer' (whom is still there actually and works like 3 miles from me) pointed me towards stileproject forum one day. Shit just went from there, i've met alot of good people, made a fool of myself sometimes, had a lot of fun, and plan on having alot more.

Anyways, the point of this is, i'm fucking dissappointed. 'The Asylum Does Vegas' is due in like 2 weeks and you fuckers all gave up... WTF!!!!! I can't blame you, i know damn well what it's like to be broke as a joke and i'm here to offer a bit of assistance...

Asylum Does Vegas will now be known as Asylum Does Rural Minnesota (my summer home biznatch :P). Here's the deal, i have nearly 400 acres on 2 lakes. I'll have more booze than you've ever seen in your life. Illegal substances are NOT welcome and you'll have to sign a release stating you're responsible for anything stupid you do on my property. Other than that I have 2 SkiDoos and 2 JetSkii PWC, a Ski Nautique with all needed accessories, a 22' pontoon, a 14' Alumnicraft fishing boat, a Kawasaki MULE500 4 wheeler, 2 rebuilt Kawasaki 550/450 5 wheelers, 2 golf carts, 2 Suzuki DR650SE's, and 2 '00 Ducati 996 Superbikers (one red one yellow and i'm not fucking kidding (no touchie unless no drinkie, my buddy skinny will show ya how to ride a wheelie at 150mph or endo for 300ft though))

Sound like a dream yet? Well, i figure we have 900 some peeps registered and probably 1/4 are aliases, another 1/4 left and never will return. That leaves about 450 peeps, and to fly 450 peeps from all corners of the earth and back would cost like... well let me deal with thaat. First 25 peeps to email me. Is that fair? I don't care if any of you fuckers show up to tell you the truth, there was 200+ peeps here last year christ im just extending the offer. I can almost guarantee pussy for the guys, and i CAN guarantee dick for the chicks. Date for this affair is Aug 17-23. If you want to leave on the 19th PM it can be arranged but i need to know ASAP.

I hope this 'coming out' doesn't fuck up asylum relations. I like you guys cuz i can talk to you as a normal person, and not a 'millionaire'. Hehe i was even tossing around the idea of bringing a couple of us drunk asses up to Canada in a jet to confront Jay Stile at his front door, on camera, dont tell me that wouldn't be hilarious. LOL ill plan it.

Just remember, I'm a loser like you. That's all you need to know.

K?Thx.Bye!

All of you, fuckin bitches and hoes. Well, it's been over a year now, and i wanted to do this on The Asylum birthday, but shit didn't work out that way and you have to settle for now. I just wanna say to you all, i know alot of you like family and it's hard to believe its ONLY been a year. Real fuckin hard... I appreciate the support we've gotten as far as cash, sales and verbal support. The dough-reigh-mis have gone to good things, unfortunately i havnt got a company car yet or even a paycheck for that matter, but the bucks have been spent wisely. You'll see asylum go throun a transformation in the coming weeks, and yes the rumour is true a 14 year old canvas of aged wonder secretion will be the forum drop image, but i assure you its really cool.

Anyways, there's a point to this rambling. My real name is Rob Johnson. That's not a secret. I'm 26 years old, and when i was 20 i bought my first computer. When i was 21 i bought and started 'Flipside.com LLP' with a friend, which was basically an all for nothing web company, but we mostly got by with creating early business webpages. We created the very first business.com page, i wish i could show it to you, it was sad by todays standards but being owned by Time-Warner they paid us proper, and that was probably our hinge either into success or eternal drunkeness... the drunkeness came but it took some work - we took the hard route i guess.

We eventually became Flipside, Inc and soon registered uporoar.com, along with a shitload of other domain names including playboy.net. Well, this was back in 1996'ish and we sold Playboy.net for US $15,000 ... today itd be worth 100 times that - if we only knew. We were making some decent cash for the time but that $15k pushed us over... we started buyin domains wholesale and selling the good ones for cash. My business, Flipside, Inc has, just to name a few, sold news.com, news.net, foxnews.org, thenews.com, blindmelon.com, perljam.com, blackcrowes.com, ultimaonline.net and ultimaonline.com. That's a few of the well known ones out of literally thousands.

Over the years our business grew and we looked for ways to grow. We had and have possession of uproar.com which we used for online gaming for 2 years but when regulations snapped us in the ass is was either go out to sea or come up with something new. We did the latter, we came up with http://www.iwin.com. Not that it's anything particularly spectacular, but we were first so we got the success. I fully admit if i had been born at any other time i'd be a complete failure, this was simply a fluke of space and time. We are still known as Flipside, Inc but we are sponsored by Vivendi Publishing who is basically Blizzard games, responsible for Diablo and StarCraft and many other timefuckers. They still havn't put out a QuakeIII as far as im concerned but dont tell them i said that Anyways youve prolly seen us on tv, well maybe, we give away 10 million every tax day and over 50 million a year (no i can't hook you up)

I started playing Ultima Online as a way to get away from real life, as did hundreds of thousands of other people. I played religiously for over 2 years and became addicted to this board at cob.xrgaming.net and became addicted. Some guy that went by 'Slayer' (whom is still there actually and works like 3 miles from me) pointed me towards stileproject forum one day. Shit just went from there, i've met alot of good people, made a fool of myself sometimes, had a lot of fun, and plan on having alot more.

Anyways, the point of this is, i'm fucking dissappointed. 'The Asylum Does Vegas' is due in like 2 weeks and you fuckers all gave up... WTF!!!!! I can't blame you, i know damn well what it's like to be broke as a joke and i'm here to offer a bit of assistance...

Asylum Does Vegas will now be known as Asylum Does Rural Minnesota (my summer home biznatch :P). Here's the deal, i have nearly 400 acres on 2 lakes. I'll have more booze than you've ever seen in your life. Illegal substances are NOT welcome and you'll have to sign a release stating you're responsible for anything stupid you do on my property. Other than that I have 2 SkiDoos and 2 JetSkii PWC, a Ski Nautique with all needed accessories, a 22' pontoon, a 14' Alumnicraft fishing boat, a Kawasaki MULE500 4 wheeler, 2 rebuilt Kawasaki 550/450 5 wheelers, 2 golf carts, 2 Suzuki DR650SE's, and 2 '00 Ducati 996 Superbikers (one red one yellow and i'm not fucking kidding (no touchie unless no drinkie, my buddy skinny will show ya how to ride a wheelie at 150mph or endo for 300ft though))

Sound like a dream yet? Well, i figure we have 900 some peeps registered and probably 1/4 are aliases, another 1/4 left and never will return. That leaves about 450 peeps, and to fly 450 peeps from all corners of the earth and back would cost like... well let me deal with thaat. First 25 peeps to email me. Is that fair? I don't care if any of you fuckers show up to tell you the truth, there was 200+ peeps here last year christ im just extending the offer. I can almost guarantee pussy for the guys, and i CAN guarantee dick for the chicks. Date for this affair is Aug 17-23. If you want to leave on the 19th PM it can be arranged but i need to know ASAP.

I hope this 'coming out' doesn't fuck up asylum relations. I like you guys cuz i can talk to you as a normal person, and not a 'millionaire'. Hehe i was even tossing around the idea of bringing a couple of us drunk asses up to Canada in a jet to confront Jay Stile at his front door, on camera, dont tell me that wouldn't be hilarious. LOL ill plan it.

Just remember, I'm a loser like you. That's all you need to know.

K?Thx.Bye!


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Happy Birthday TLF!!!by MstrG - 07/29/01 - 09:28:43
One year ago today, Dingle left bunkum alone long enough to create what has become the mainstay for the Asylum, The Lost Forum. 300,000+ posts and 30+ million hits later, we're still hangin' in ...

We'll be holding a small celebration later today at Chelle's house. BYOC!

Trivia will be held tonight at 6 p.m. EST in chat channel #trivia ... some general questions, some Asylum-specific. Join us!

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Asylum Down!by MstrG - 07/14/01 - 14:30:48
Asylum will be down this evening starting at 5 p.m. CST (11 p.m. in Limeyland, ~7 a.m. in Oz and Nute's house). We're doing some upgrading along with maintenance, so expect it to be unavailable for about 4 hours. Chat will still be accessible using galt.mindasylum.net.
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A Noteworthy Anniversary (<-- pun)by wonderaz - 07/03/01 - 19:24:44
Tomorrow is the day that 225 years ago, give or take one or two, that those silly colonists sent a little note to the British Royal Family that they were to basically piss off. The Brits, humorless lot that they are, replied by shelling the hell out of a few towns and then, to top it all off, sent a bunch of guys dressed up in scary red coats (with tails) and big assed ole hats to march up and down the roads so the silly colonists would use up a bunch of their ammo shooting the shit out of them from the trees and shrubs along side the road.After awhile, the Brits tired of getting all shot up and cruised over to India so they could sit on elephants and kill tigers, which was much more fun than getting shot up by the silly, sneaky colonists.Left to their own devices, the colonists just ran amok and years later completed Disneyland which made them the most powerful nation in the history of the Universe according to themselves.And that is pretty much the whole story.Happy Co-dependence day, America!!!!
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