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A Christmas Tail By J E B Stuart - 12/24/02
(ROOTERS -- Beaver Meadows, NY) An Asylumnation benefit Christmas play and musical for elderly residents of Sunset Acres Resthome was canceled following a power outage midway through the performance early Tuesday evening. Various law enforcement and emergency medical personnel, responding to numerous 911 calls, were greeted with chaos and pandemonium as they arrived at the scene.
The cast for the production was headlined by Geoffrey "MstrG" Tarwaters as "Joseph" and Josephine "Missjo" Prather as "Mary". Also making his first appearance was Jackie "Roshigoth" Colby as the little baby Jeebus in the manger.

Though details were initially sketchy, nurse aides indicated the trouble began when the power went out during the nativity scene. Anonymous sources also reported that as the evening progressed, Tarwaters had developed an obvious fixation upon certain remarkably abundant features of Prather's anatomy. Apparently, the opportunity created by the blackout, which lasted no more than 15 seconds, overwhelmed Tarwater's self-restraint.

Unfortunately for Tarwaters, however, it turned out that Prather suffers from nyctophobia, an abnormal fear of darkness.

When the power went out, Prather panicked and immediately crawled under the manger. Simultaneously, Colby, who had been lying nude on his stomach throughout the production because his swadling costume had been lost in transit, raised up on all fours. As he did, his hindquarters and nether region were immediately immobilized by an unseeable, but brutishly strong and hairy force.

The lights flickered back on to reveal a scene that one outraged observer described as "an abominable abomination!" Panicked and bewildered residents scattered as they attempted to flee the premises. Walkers and wheelchairs were haphazardly strewn about in a half-block radius around the facility, due to their owners being transported to the hospital for treatment of a variety of complaints.

"I couldn't budge!" Colby said later. "I felt an unbearably scratchy and prickly sensation, like sandpaper, y'know? And I heard what sounded like muffled raspberry and num-num noises. I was stunned. Shocked and stunned. Ummm, by the way, does this mean I'm not a virgin anymore?"

Tarwaters refused comment.
 
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RE: by Dingle - 2002-12-24 03:45:11
i cant stop fucking laughing about that mstrg pic. hehehehehhehehehehheehehe... im serious i cant fucking stop hehehehhehhehe...
 
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RE: by missjo - 2002-12-24 05:42:10
LMAO
I see JEB has been getting the hang of his Photoshop software


missjo
But seriously I thought my boobies were waay big enough already
 
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RE: by Cage - 2002-12-24 08:16:37
Classic. Pernt.
 
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RE: by Fiend - 2002-12-24 08:22:55
bahahahahahah!!!!!!!

That pic is too funny. hehe
 
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RE: by J E B Stuart - 2002-12-24 22:05:32
Dear Dingle, Missyjo, Cage and Fiend,

Your laughter is the best Christmas present this ol' derelict has had in a loooong time. Many thanks and I sincerely wish y'all the best holiday season ever. I mean it from the bottom of my heart.

Amen.

p.s. Also, special thanks to MstrG, Cheesemeister (Rosh) and Missyjo. In my book, your willingness to join in the fun, your obvious ability to laugh at yourselves, these are all marks of class and strength of character. You three, along with so many other unique individuals I've grown to know and like in my time here, are quite special to me.

p.p.s. Everyone please accept my humble apologies for indulging myself in a serious, heart-felt post. I know it's quite unexpected and out-of-character for me, but I just couldn't help it. Let's just say the Christmas Spirit moved me.

 
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RE: by missjo - 2002-12-25 04:20:28
AWWWWWW

Merry Christmas to you too Jebby



missjo
& a big giant hug for you
 
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RE: by Dacarlo - 2002-12-25 10:50:31
That look on G's face is priceless.
 
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RE: by annea - 2002-12-25 11:22:03
ok i assume thats my friend jon by the looks of it. thats not very funny jeb. I'm just glad he is home and not in az right now. geez that is very cruel to display something like that. he is one of the nicest persons i have ever met.
 
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RE: by annea - 2002-12-25 11:23:24
now that just had to be the worst present he could get for christmas. sheesh.
 
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RE: by J E B Stuart - 2002-12-25 12:37:30
I should tell you to blow it out your pompous ass, Annea, but since you're new I'll just say this -- Rosh is very much my friend, too, and I obtained his permission to use the pic.

Merry Christmas to you, too.

Amen.

 
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RE: by Fiend - 2002-12-25 15:22:12
I guess she forgot to read your post script there JEB. :hammer:


 
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RE: by MstrG - 2002-12-25 16:23:21
quote:
Originally posted by annea
ok i assume thats my friend ...

Did you get permission to use his first name on the forum?
 
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RE: by annea - 2002-12-25 19:55:44
sorry mstrg i didnt know we couldnt use real names on the forum. besides rosh doesnt mind or so i think he doesnt. thats not the as important as what jeb did without rosh's permission to post it.
 
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RE: by Dingle - 2002-12-25 20:20:29
quote:
Originally posted by annea
...what jeb did without rosh's permission to post it.


quote:
Originally posted by J E B Stuart
...and I obtained his permission to use the pic....


show us your tits!
 
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RE: by Dingle - 2002-12-25 20:22:38
btw, is mstrg's mouth actually a butthole?
 
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RE: by Fiend - 2002-12-25 20:35:35
WTF? is this bitch retarded?
 
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RE: by Peter_Torque - 2002-12-25 20:55:23
quote:
Originally posted by Fiend
WTF? is this bitch retarded?


Totally. But she's also horribly miss understood.
 
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RE: by ItsJustLogan - 2002-12-25 20:56:22
that and rosh is the one that posted it first. WHOOPS!
 
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RE: by annea - 2002-12-25 21:10:00
yes he did but did he say it could be reposted? no he said that it can not be reposted. i cant believe you guys found it again. :/ well anyway i saw it so what its not big deal. he's a friend and nothing more.
 
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RE: by Dingle - 2002-12-25 21:21:18
as has been stated over and over annea, rosh gave permission. im sorry you cant comprehend that. if Rosh has a problem with it, he's free to voice his concerns to an admin.
 
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RE: by annea - 2002-12-25 22:27:12
i heard you the first time. oh well. i dont give a fuck right now
 
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RE: by annea - 2002-12-25 22:28:35
well if he says its ok then fine. i have no right to say its not ok to do so. lol unless he tells me that i can hehe
 
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RE: by wonderaz - 2002-12-26 00:14:19
You're blond, aren't you?
 
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RE: by SocialParasite - 2002-12-26 00:57:31
No, she's just incredibly stupid. There's a thin line between the two.

Annea, dear, please get lost. And I don't mean lost in the "deer-in-the-headlights-look-while-trying-to-decipher-the-difference-between-ketchup-and-catsup" way. Last time that happened you were lost for a week and found curled up in the fetal position in the dairy section, muttering: ketchup . . . catsup . . . ketchup. We don't need that again, do we, dear?
 
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RE: by CatFat - 2002-12-26 00:58:43
wonder, i think you misspelled "retarded" again. www.dictionary.com dude.
 
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RE: by annea - 2002-12-26 05:42:46
look im not stupid ok why dont you go get lost social parasite. you can also go fuck yourself too. i think you would like that better than the oposite of your whatever you are. or unless your gay. hah
 
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RE: by Mugtoe - 2002-12-26 07:54:07
Oh my, you are pricelesss. Don't you dare get lost. Please stay around. And as a matter of fact, come over here every now and then and post as well. You are internet pay dirt in my mind, and a rare one at that, especially if yer for real.


And yeah, cumcake, show us yer tits.
 
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RE: by SocialParasite - 2002-12-26 14:21:28
quote:
Originally posted by annea
look im not stupid ok why dont you go get lost social parasite. you can also go fuck yourself too. i think you would like that better than the oposite of your whatever you are. or unless your gay. hah


I bet you thought you were terribly witty and nasty when you spent an hour coming up with that wonderful, incomprehensible retort.

Why don't you do one of these things:

1) Slobber on my knob. Brain damaged bints like you are good for only one thing: sex. And they say that the only thing you know how to do is what you can do well, and you're only good at one thing.

2) Show us your tits.

3) Quit being such a twat. Really, what would your parents think?

4) Get some thicker skin.

5) Take a hike, sister.

No screaming! Remember: it's all in your head.
 
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RE: by annea - 2002-12-28 23:14:00
i think that you must be some alien or something cause you will never get it yourself. you think this shit affects me hell no. why should it. i dont know you from adam and you dont know me from adam. besides i know a lot more about life than you prolly do. i've done it all but kill someone. gezz lay off dick.
 
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RE: by Lu - 2002-12-29 00:41:57
quote:
Originally posted by annea
lay off dick.


I try awfully hard to lay off dick. Sometimes I masturbate and think of Jesus just so I won't go to Hell because I forgot to lay off dick. One time I forgot I was trying to lay off dick and found myself in the bed of an unknown highschool boy, and this was when I was 34! So listen to annea, because gezz, we all need to lay off dick.
 
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RE: by Deadpool - 2002-12-29 06:46:28
Rosh's back hair makes me wanna go a big wet one.
 
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RE: by annea - 2002-12-29 08:21:42
what i meant to say was fuck off dick. if you have one that is. lol its prolly 2 inches long or possibly 3 inches SP. :-P
 
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RE: by CRSR - 2002-12-29 08:34:18
[what a waste of water]-
 
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Woo... disappear for a couple weeks and all hell breaks loose... by Roshigoth - 2002-12-29 10:24:22
First off, JEB, as always, that was funny as hell.
I love G's expression.

And anne... JEB did have my permission to post it. And I did warn you that it would probably be popping up eventually if you stuck around long enough.

To the rest of you: Fear my back hair!
 
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RE: by Peter_Torque - 2002-12-29 11:15:21
Since I have a side-bet that annea is actually a chimpanzee that someone is training to use a computer, I have a conflict of interest. It's also the first time I've seen one of JEB's posts offend someone. I owe him something like twenty haha points already just for the shit he's written just this month. (If somebody can loan those to me, just give 'em to JEB and I'll pay you back.)

But I sure don't want to miss the chimp eating huge helpings of that humble pie before she fucks off back to whatever hole she crawled out of, so I thought I'd help her OUT with this form apology (she can just fill in the blanks):

"dere assylum, ium sory i acussed ___________ of _________ an i prommise nevir to com back hear agin cuz ium like summ kind of reel numscull an i say lol on missage boreds lol. my pannys ar all buncht up an i got permin purminin pirmanan perminint pmst or msg what ever lol. i want binana reel badd. i can holt on to ceeling fan upsidown wif my feet wile i give hedd lol. pleaz ixcuze my brane for sayn badd thins abowt __________ lol an i prommise not to do no more that .pleaz scratch my back lol . rosh kiss annea down there an calt it frute cup. good rosh. frute cup time lol. annea want frute cup.

annea lol"
 
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RE: by annea - 2002-12-29 17:27:29
sorry but i really didnt want a friend of mine on the net all nude thats all i really meant to say. lol but it was his choice and so he look like the lion king. lol oh btw rosh z is engaged. woohoo!!
 
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RE: by Peter_Torque - 2002-12-29 17:53:16
Rosh might really not want a friend of his on the net all stupid thats all i really meant to say lol but it was your choice and so you look like the monkey in lion king. lol oh btw your brane is disengaged whoo hoo!
 
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RE: by annea - 2002-12-29 19:09:12
for your info im his friend off line. i went to highschool how many times do we have to tell everyone that. god.....
 
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RE: by Peter_Torque - 2002-12-29 19:24:28
for your info I just don't believe you. There is no way you went to "highschool," unless you paid off the englishe teechers. how many times do we have to tell you to show us your tits. god....
 
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RE: by annea - 2002-12-30 21:19:17
fuck off you retard i may not be smart and i will admit that because that proves im not a looser and plus your not worthy to see my tits. if you were then you would have seen them long ago. besides everyone knows that asking me that question is lame. it wont get you anywhere. if you want proof of me being in highschool i will get it for you. well our highschool has a crapy website. but if you really want proof then contact ronnie burgess of the principal. he and i are good friends. im not a stuck up person and you can tell that but at least i have my pride and nobody can take that away from me. im proud of who i am and i dont care what you or anyone else think of me because you think very little of yourself if you have to come on line and insult the first person you see. you may think its a joke but sometimes its not but i never ever take it personally. and if you think im doing that right now your dead wrong im just making a point thats all. you got me? well good! now leave me alone please.
 
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RE: by Fiend - 2002-12-30 21:44:44


-- "Cause I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me."

The similarities are striking.
 
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RE: by Peter_Torque - 2002-12-30 21:58:07
annea



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RE: by slight - 2002-12-30 22:43:05
maybe you should threaten to beat her up, tough guy.
 
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RE: by Peter_Torque - 2002-12-31 00:35:20
quote:
Originally posted by slight
maybe you should threaten to beat her up, tough guy.


First the World Trade Center disaster makes you and your family cheer, then a picture of a guy with his head up his ass makes you start whinin' about date-rape, now a picture of a cute little chimp makes you think about beating up women.

You should get some help.
 
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RE: by SocialParasite - 2002-12-31 01:09:29
quote:
Originally posted by annea
i think that you must be some alien or something cause you will never get it yourself. you think this shit affects me hell no. why should it. i dont know you from adam and you dont know me from adam. besides i know a lot more about life than you prolly do. i've done it all but kill someone. gezz lay off dick.


I used to get "it." But they changed what "it" was, and now what people get isn't what I used to get and "it" is something new and scary. Hold me, mommy! I'm afraid!

I would certainly hope you didn't know me from Adam. I don't think I've even been to Adam, so I guess that covers me not knowing you from Adam either. Is Adam a parallel universe or something? Did we at one time, in our alternate selves, cross paths and rape the sacred cow? I would hope so.

We have to wear toupees.

In summation: you're a mentally retarded cunt. Because of you I am now going to push for eugenics legislation.
 
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RE: by slight - 2002-12-31 02:49:02
quote:
Originally posted by Peter_Torque
First the World Trade Center disaster makes you and your family cheer,
Oh dear.
You're still fuming about something that never happened. I would have thought you'd quoted me enough by now to have read what you were quoting, but apparently not. I wasn't even with my family at the time, I have no idea if they cheered or not. The 'us' in 'a lot uf us were cheering' refers generally to people who aren't American or muslim.

In fact, the majority of my family don't have much against Americans, I never claimed they did. The one's that do tend to be the ones that have had to associate with them. For example, my grandfather learned to hate Americans in the Pacific Islands during WW2, and my sister generalises them as arseholes ever since working there for a couple of years. I don't have anything against Americans or I wouldn't be posting here in the first place. I disagree with fundamental principals you hold to be true, that's all. You say patriotism, I say nationalism. Are you a socialist too torque?

quote:
then a picture of a guy with his head up his ass makes you start whinin' about date-rape,


No. It's your bull headed ignorance and your willingness to press a point without caring what you are talking about or show any attempt at understanding what is being said directly to you. That, specifically, is what makes me think you were probably a date rapist in your youth.
quote:
now a picture of a cute little chimp makes you think about beating up women.
The image again has little to do with anything. You're a grown man harrassing a teenage girl for the way she presents herself. I find that distasteful. Her posts, and indeed the way she presents herself I find entertaining if not cute. Less so when she is forced to respond to you. Much like the way no one but you finds this post from me to you entertaining. I don't think this kind of post belongs in this thread really, but then, youve already fucked the thread for everyone anyway, so I figure no harm done.
 
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RE: by annea - 2002-12-31 04:03:08
you this is amusing to me. i find it all so funny. haha. i really do
 
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RE: by annea - 2002-12-31 04:04:24
oh shit now im not making any sense. i mean the both of you are so amusing that i forgot to laugh. haha
 
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RE: by Peter_Torque - 2002-12-31 10:10:16
quote:
Originally posted by slight
Oh dear.
You're still fuming about something that never happened. I would have thought you'd quoted me enough by now to have read what you were quoting, but apparently not. I wasn't even with my family at the time, I have no idea if they cheered or not.



quote:
I'm itching to repeat some of the things said by my immediate friends and family on the matter, but I know a lot of you here, being American, wouldn't appreciate it. It is enough to say that as the WTC fell down, at lot of us were cheering too.


"Something that never happened?" Some instinct told me you were lying from the start, but this is the closest you've come to admitting it. Now you've lied so much about it your family has left the room. (I wouldn't blame them.) So I'll ask again; what were you cheering? Just say it.

Also, it should be noted that you started this bullshit. I had never said anything to or about you until you suddenly posted a bunch of crap about me, obviously driven by jealousy. A few days later you posted the above, oft-quoted remark, and upset a lot of people. A quick apology on your part would have ended it there, but you flip-flopped around like a freshly-landed trout and it's fun to watch. First you blame the "Gaia" and KFC, your toilet, the moon and stars, everybody but yourself.

Now you feel compelled to interject your violent fantasies against women in a thread that heretofore was bereft of any other "contribution" on your part, based solely on my addressing anyone. So if I understand this right, as long as I post anything in any thread, you see it as your job to jump in and "tag" it with your violent fantasies.

quote:
... It's your bull headed ignorance and your willingness to press a point without caring what you are talking about or show any attempt at understanding what is being said directly to you. That, specifically, is what makes me think you were probably a date rapist in your youth.


That's probably a lot more autobiographical than you intended, dude. Get some help. I'm serious.
 
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RE: by SocialParasite - 2002-12-31 10:54:06
quote:

LOCATION: South Carolina



Suddenly it all became so clear: I was in a computer game. Funny as hell, it was the worst possible thing I could think of.
 
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RE: by Tak - 2002-12-31 11:56:40
Knock it off you two. Or at least make it entertaining.
 
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RE: by annea - 2002-12-31 12:37:27
tak its ok he just loves fighting with me let him fight. it doesnt affect me one bit. he just has to learn that im better than he is. i know south carolina is ranked very low i will admit it im not ashamed of where i live and that makes me a better person. dont ya think at least i admit things and he doesnt. oh well its his loss not mine.
 
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RE: by wonderaz - 2002-12-31 13:11:15
"fuck off you retard i may not be smart and i will admit that because that proves im not a looser and plus your not worthy to see my tits."



If I had said that, I would have wanted it on my tombstone.
 
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RE: by Tak - 2002-12-31 13:40:37
quote:
Originally posted by annea
tak its ok he just loves fighting with me let him fight. it doesnt affect me one bit. he just has to learn that im better than he is. i know south carolina is ranked very low i will admit it im not ashamed of where i live and that makes me a better person. dont ya think at least i admit things and he doesnt. oh well its his loss not mine.

I was referring to slight and Peter_Torque. Watching you fight is mildly entertaining. But you might want to look for a "Shift" key. There are two of them for a reason.
 
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RE: by Peter_Torque - 2002-12-31 14:40:59
quote:
Originally posted by Tak

I was referring to slight and Peter_Torque. ...



There are a third of a million other threads you can visit if you find the entertainment value lacking in this one. No kidding, look at the forums index page. Perhaps you're a rapist.
 
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RE: by annea - 2002-12-31 14:47:23
rapist no way. if you feel that im a threat to you by all means have me banned. oh sorry tak i thought you meant me. i dont argue i just come here for fun.
 
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RE: by Mugtoe - 2002-12-31 14:58:36
quote:
Originally posted by annea
i dont argue i just come here for fun.



you can type anything you want, and it'll be fun for me. I wanna smother you in sweaty, hairy fatboy love and leave you lookin like a glazed doughnut with hair stuck all over it.
 
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RE: by Peter_Torque - 2002-12-31 17:03:56
Thanks for the mental image, Mug.
 
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RE: by slight - 2002-12-31 17:04:34
Torque, have you or have you not threatened me with violence?
let's see...
quote:
Meet me anywhere, and I'd show you that in a way your Gaia-loving ass would comprehend in a real primal way, fuckface
...
blather about Gaia all you want, just get on a plane and come over here and say it. Please.

As ludicrous as a threat on an online message board from half a world away is, off the top of your head, can you name 3 others on this forum who have directly and without trace of jest threatened others with violence?
Can you name 1?
Can you or can you not understand why this would make me say.
quote:
maybe you should threaten to beat her up, tough guy.


I'm interested what this bunch of crap i posted about you was. Did it bug you that much to warrant this amount of crap, or do you just enjoy spouting it off? To be honest, it totally escapes me... was it the time I said your posts weren't funny anymore?

Back to the dead horse... (Hi, horse!) Please quote for me where I directly stated any of my friends or family cheered the event. Quote for me the part where I said we were in the same room. I know you infered 'us' to mean my friends and family, I have tried on numerous occasions to explain you made the wrong assumption. It's fun to quote out of context though isn't it.
quote:
It is enough to say that as the WTC fell down, at lot of us were cheering too. And we're a pseudochristian nation, just like America.

Who does 'us' refer to torque? what about the 'we' right before the 'nation'? Where was I as the towers fell? Who was I with? Go find where I mentioned it and quote me. I'd hoped the head up the arse example I gave you would have helped you realise that your miscomprehension does not make me a liar. Since it didnt, I can only assume you were lying in that thread after all.

OK so you cant quote me saying any of that on account of the fact I never said it, how about you quote where I blame anyone for anything.

wait, allow me...

quote:
I don't beleive in any God, yet Gods can be used effectively to represent human traits....
...to put it as simply and cartoonishly as possible...
...it is my love for Gaia that causes me to hate Humans.
There's the only relevant Gaia reference I made, the rest of the blathering is all yours, buddy. Now, not only was it prefixed with 'these Godheads are being used as metaphors' but it then attributes one internal emotion ('my hate') to another ('my love').

Who was I blaming again?

I searched for KFC, but the search result tells me this right here is the first time I've strung those 3 letters together in this forum.

(As an aside.. is it just Australia, or is it a global phenomenon that McDonalds made a loss for the first time ever this year? Who does McDonalds Inc. blame I wonder? and why are they suddenly trying to sell us 'aussie burgers?' Baffling stuff.)

whats left.. toilet.. moon.. stars..? youre just typing the first thing that pops into your hindbrain now, aren't you?

Here's something for you to use in future, torque. It says the exact same thing I've maintained all along, only more succinctly..

"Shoes reveal the species unfit to walk the Earth."

put that in your pipe and quote it.

goodnight, happy new year, and sorry 'bout your thread here JEB. :/
 
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RE: by Peter_Torque - 2002-12-31 17:32:20
Mark Twain once said of a man; "he can put more words into less thought than anyone I've ever known."

For the time being, you hold that distinction in my lifetime. You can't just say "some people don't like Americans" and leave it at that. You've got to have your whole goddamn tribe cheering as you watched all those people die, and then blame it on Earth-mother pseudo-shamanism.

Despite "I'm itching to repeat some of the things said by my friends and family..." you never did, and since you were lying in the first place just to get a rise out of people, you freak out when someone calls you on it, and go rifling through the vaults for half-quotes to back up whatever your theory of the moment is.

A comment by me to someone else that has absolutely nothing to do with you prompts you to squeal about date rape.

You are just fucked up, and there's no two ways about it. I'm done with you, unless we ever happen to find ourselves in the same physical space. I have some punctuation I'd like to add, but barring that you can go fuck yourself. Please.
 
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RE: by JoeyCat - 2002-12-31 17:34:10
quote:
Originally posted by wonderaz
"fuck off you retard i may not be smart and i will admit that because that proves im not a looser and plus your not worthy to see my tits."



If I had said that, I would have wanted it on my tombstone.

Don't worry wonder, Big Al and I have already made the arrangements. Now all we have to do is wait for you to kick off
 
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RE: by Buddha's Penis! - 2002-12-31 18:01:21
translation from slightish to petorque, from 3rd party interpreter:
- slight means that though he was not WITH his family, they said things to him about the situation after the fact. the "us" he refers to is not himself and his family, it is a generalization. he does not know what his family and friends did at the moment they found out about the events, and due to the semi-abstract generalization implied in the use of "us", he does not know if anyone literally cheered. common literary usages.

the date rape thing was pretty clear, i thought.
just trying to help, reading this sort of argument is really irritating. i'm sure it is going on as i type this. the miscommunication may even be cleared up. fingers crossed.

though i was not forced to read, or to reply. i did so willingly.


edited ps. it was not going on.

 
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RE: by wonderaz - 2002-12-31 18:23:33
quote:
Originally posted by JoeyCat
Don't worry wonder, Big Al and I have already made the arrangements. Now all we have to do is wait for you to kick off


Quit staring at me, both of you.

I plan on lasting a few more weeks anyway.
 
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RE: by Peter_Torque - 2002-12-31 18:58:16
pfft
 
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RE: by Buddha's Penis! - 2002-12-31 19:55:29
i agree!
 
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RE: by Peter_Torque - 2002-12-31 20:00:57
So we end the year agreeing on something. Ain't that a sumbitch? Happy New Year, BP!
 
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RE: by Buddha's Penis! - 2002-12-31 20:05:30
you too, pete. much happy good fortune in times ahead.
 
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RE: by slight - 2002-12-31 21:40:34
i think we can all agree on pfft

hooray!
 
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RE: by Buddha's Penis! - 2002-12-31 21:44:26
pfft is a chorus of angels on this day.
 
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RE: by Fiend - 2002-12-31 21:54:06
damn edits
 
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RE: by Buddha's Penis! - 2002-12-31 21:57:25
but an unedited post would surely not have brought us to this glorious accord!
unless "pfft" was misspelled the first time around. even then, perhaps "pffy" would have offended. it is for the best.
 
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RE: by karen - 2003-01-01 09:47:37
i was wondering why this thread had gotten so long. didnt really seem like the type to incite a flame war when i first opened it a few days ago.
In any case, I was entertained.
Thanks, fellas.

 
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RE: by SocialParasite - 2003-01-01 23:33:01
quote:
Originally posted by annea
he just has to learn that im better than he is


Lean that you're better than me? In what ways?

quote:
i know south carolina is ranked very low i will admit it im not ashamed of where i live and that makes me a better person.



Oh, is that how you're better than me? Because you can admit you're from South Carolina? Well hole-E-shit! I was born in Kansas, lived most of my life in Nebraska, now live in Iowa, and am returning to Nebraska! OMFG!! LOL!! Now we're just as better than eachother!! ROOFLES!

quote:
dont ya think at least i admit things and he doesnt. oh well its his loss not mine.


Please. Admitting the obvious doesn't make you a better person. What would you like me to admit, Miss Holier Than Thou?

Name it and I'll give you the 100% truth. I have even less to hide.
 
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RE: by annea - 2003-01-02 06:22:07
ok then answer me this why are fighting with me or whatever you call it. i dont appreciate that picture that you posted and saying it was me. you want to see what i look like well here it is. www.geocities.com/annea2320/Our_Love_Is_Forever.html . have fun. all i said that i am proud of who i am and what i have become. this doesnt bother me one bit that you cant see that im not retared and do understand a whole lot of things but sometimes my common sense is out of whack. nobody's perfect not even you.
 
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RE: by Mugtoe - 2003-01-02 06:26:06
"In the past year Mark and I have been through a lot and we are sre still in love with each other!
Let me tell you a little bit about us! When we met I never thought we would end up together and a year and one month later we are still as much in love as we were on the first day we met! Without his support and love for me I wouldn't have come this far! His loving famiy has brought me in and has loved me since we met!
Our lifes are different but we manage to find somthing so special in each other that we don't want to ever be apart! We both have this magical feeling that we get inside and it grows brighter and brighter each day!
Well that comes to the end for now more will come at a later date!!"



that is so....*sniff*.....beautiful
 
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RE: by SimpleSimon - 2003-01-02 07:41:48
quote:
Originally posted by annea
ok then answer me this why are fighting with me or whatever you call it. i dont appreciate that picture that you posted and saying it was me. you want to see what i look like well here it is. www.geocities.com/annea2320/Our_Love_Is_Forever.html . have fun. all i said that i am proud of who i am and what i have become. this doesnt bother me one bit that you cant see that im not retared and do understand a whole lot of things but sometimes my common sense is out of whack. nobody's perfect not even you.


Oh my Gawd!

I have been reading this thread from the beginning, and laughing my ass off, but this post and the linked picture make me so ashamed.

Look, just look, at that link and the picture on its front page. This poor child is obviously suffering from fetal alcohol syndrome, and residing in a group home for the mentally deficient.

Please, stop mocking the pitiful creature!
 
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RE: by annea - 2003-01-02 09:08:33
alright this is enough im sick you of you guys being fucking dicks and thinking im retarted. now how could i be if i can talk the way I am talking. I would never be this smart to write back to you. besides i assume that you all must live in a once bedroom shack in the woods without transportation or parents. gee i feel so sorry for you all. oh wait no i dont because i dont know any of you except for rosh and he doesnt live in a shack. i pity you all beacuase you all love to make fun of people but you know what you havent won the war because this won't and never will affect me like you want it to. you can try all you want to but it will never work. sorry boys you picked the wrong person to fight with.
 
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RE: by annea - 2003-01-02 09:13:59
also how would i know how to create set up a website eventho i chose a real easy one, but think about it. do you all know the real defition of what a retarted person is. i dont think you do becase a retarted person cant really think for themeselves and wont know the difference between having sex for enjoyment and being raped. they don't know that people can abuse them and they won't understand it but id o unserstand what rape is because its when a man or woman starts having sex with you wihtout your consent and they beat you in the process to inside of you. ok ive said my peace. now can i get well. i have the flu and you guys had to continue with this bullshit. i want it to end and i want it to end now.
 
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RE: by Mugtoe - 2003-01-02 09:24:30
quote:
Originally posted by annea
alright this is enough im sick you of you guys being fucking dicks and thinking im retarted. now how could i be if i can talk the way I am talking. I would never be this smart to write back to you. besides i assume that you all must live in a once bedroom shack in the woods without transportation or parents. gee i feel so sorry for you all. oh wait no i dont because i dont know any of you except for rosh and he doesnt live in a shack. i pity you all beacuase you all love to make fun of people but you know what you havent won the war because this won't and never will affect me like you want it to. you can try all you want to but it will never work. sorry boys you picked the wrong person to fight with.




 
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RE: by Paint CHiPs - 2003-01-02 09:24:32
That's so good it hurts.

If it weren't two paragraphs (maybe?) long, I would make that my signature.

Were it not for the moronic generalizations about people with handicats, it would be the best thing ever.
 
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RE: by slight - 2003-01-02 09:30:05
handicats are better than useless cats.

and I love that photo mug.. he's wearing his hand.. like a cap!
oh ho ho.
 
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hahahahhhahahaha by Kayla - 2003-01-02 10:22:02
quote:

from annea:
but if you really want proof then contact ronnie burgess of the principal. he and i are good


She didn't sleep with her english teacher you fucks! It was the principal. she has some intelligence obviously, she had the brains to go higher up than just a teacher.

The website you posted, annea, made me laugh for a good....30 seconds until i realized you were probably serious then a tear fell from my cheek. I feel bad for the mentally disabled.
Why do we all think that you are incredibly stupid? well, it definately starts with your lack of ability to type out a single sentence without at least 10 errors. Learn how to use a comma (it looks like this , ) It is your friend. That's not all, but everyone seemed to touch wonderfullly on all the other points.

I really hate you, go away, die.


Rosh, remind me to kick the living shit out of you for directing her to this site. Or maybe I'll pull out your back hair with a pair of tweezers. (hot stuff )
 
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RE: by Tak - 2003-01-02 10:37:45
She has to be an alter. Fess up.
 
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RE: by Roshigoth - 2003-01-02 11:52:18
A) She's real.
B) Anne, you know I love you and all, but that is a horrible picture.
C) Kayla, quit whining.

That is all.
 
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RE: by Mugtoe - 2003-01-02 12:45:19
The two angels that know that nothing can take our love away from us!!!!!
 
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RE: by Mugtoe - 2003-01-02 12:53:28
"He is guiding me on the right path to walk on and to find what God wants me to do while I'm living on this wonderful earth He is someone that I don't ever want to loose. He is so loving and sincere and most of all is that he cares so much for me. I love you Mark always and forever. My heart belongs to you!!
Ever since I met him my life has made sense and I feel better about myself and my well being!! I learned to love me as a person and love him as an angel and to love life better than I ever had before.

I thank him for being there for me!!

I will never find anyone as loving and caring as I have found in him!! I will always be there for him and for being my true Angel that rescued me from a life that I shouldn't have been in!!! I love you so much Mark and always will!!"




annea, what was the wrong life that Mark rescued you from? Drugs? Prostitution? Rikki Lake?
 
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RE: by JoeyCat - 2003-01-02 13:06:15
quote:
Originally posted by annea
*snit*
It's retarDed fer gawds sake!
 
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RE: by Dog Breath - 2003-01-02 13:18:59
AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!

That's the funniest thing I ever read!

Jeb, your thing was funny too.


Am I the only one that thought annea was about 16 before she posted a picture?

Rosh, you really need to get her off the paint chip and mercury diet.
 
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RE: by slight - 2003-01-02 13:37:06
quote:
Originally posted by JoeyCat
It's retarDed fer gawds sake!

Wait, isn't being retarted more or less the same thing as getting a boob job?
 
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RE: by skalie - 2003-01-02 13:48:43
It's been a bad year for puns.
 
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RE: by J E B Stuart - 2003-01-02 14:03:56
quote:
Originally posted by skalie
It's been a bad year for puns.

Handicats 'n' retarts. Personally, I think the year's startin' out great!

Annea, I personally welcome you to Asylumnation. I think your, shall I say, unique perspectives and deliveries should fit in well in this internet nuthouse.

Amen.

 
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RE: by slight - 2003-01-02 14:08:01
dont forget mugtoes photo pun.. you know, the guy with the handy cap!

*edit* dammit the photo is edited now.
oughta ban post-post editing round here I reckon.
 
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RE: by annea - 2003-01-02 14:55:08
i know i look sixteen but im not and i know that picture looks aweful. as for you mugtoe you can go to hell. in fact i know you will since you want a man and not a woman. do you need help i will help you find a nice good looking man!!
 
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RE: by SocialParasite - 2003-01-02 15:03:17
quote:
Originally posted by annea
ok then answer me this why are fighting with me or whatever you call it. i dont appreciate that picture that you posted and saying it was me. you want to see what i look like well here it is. www.geocities.com/annea2320/Our_Love_Is_Forever.html . have fun. all i said that i am proud of who i am and what i have become. this doesnt bother me one bit that you cant see that im not retared and do understand a whole lot of things but sometimes my common sense is out of whack. nobody's perfect not even you.


Why have I been lambasting you from one end of this thread to the other? Was it out of spite? Hate? Jealousy? Penis envy? Alas, it was nothing more sinister than doing it all for fun.

I knew that if I poked you you would fight back and scream: NOTHING YOU DO WILL AFFECT ME!! I AM IN A STATE OF ZEN!!!

Your "this doesn't bother me" attitude is clearly contradicted by the following quote:

quote:

alright this is enough im sick you of you guys being fucking dicks and thinking im retarted. now how could i be if i can talk the way I am talking. I would never be this smart to write back to you. besides i assume that you all must live in a once bedroom shack in the woods without transportation or parents. gee i feel so sorry for you all. oh wait no i dont because i dont know any of you except for rosh and he doesnt live in a shack. i pity you all beacuase you all love to make fun of people but you know what you havent won the war because this won't and never will affect me like you want it to. you can try all you want to but it will never work. sorry boys you picked the wrong person to fight with.



Obviously it IS getting to you, or you wouldn't say "come on, knock it off guys." If it really wasn't bothering you you would: 1) let it roll off your back like a duck does with water (or a Mexican, for that matter), or 2) quit reading this thread.

I suggest you stop reading this thread and save yourself some face.

And another thing: I didn't post any pictures and claim it was you. That was Peter_Torque. At the very least you could have the decency (and the mental aptitude) to recognize the difference between myself and my buddy Pete. We're two seperate people and would like to keep it that way.

A trained chimp can write the very same replies you've given to this thread. My seven-year-old cousin could do the same and make fewer mistakes. My brother's dog could do the same and make more sense than you. A cockroach could string together more coherent thoughts than you have.

As far as my domocile: it's quite the opposite of a "one room shack," thank you very much. Try a two bedroom apartment that is pretty damn posh compared to some of the other apartments I've looked at in this area. It's pretty damn posh compared to the apartments I lived in while growing up.

And I think we've more than won the war. Not that we even waged a war. It was more of a border skirmish at best.

So shout it from the mountain top, sister! Shout it!! "THIS WON'T AFFECT ME!! COULD YOU GUYS KNOCK IT OFF!!! THIS WON'T BOTHER ME!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!"
 
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RE: by Tak - 2003-01-02 15:13:14
quote:
Originally posted by annea
as for you mugtoe you can go to hell. in fact i know you will since you want a man and not a woman.

This is the first time she's made any sense.
 
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RE: by Peter_Torque - 2003-01-02 15:21:03
Pardon me for protruding, but I represent the indentation that anyone else procreated the secretion that annea is A: a chimpanoid, B: a greetard. I am folly responsiveable for both, and am highly offensived that others may get citationed for my aqueas humours.

(Now imagine reading it from her point of view, gang.)
 
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RE: by Kayla - 2003-01-02 15:27:50
hey rosh, i wasn't whining. simply jumping on the super fun bandwagon. what is life without bandwagons? or wagons of any kind really.

Hey, she works at the illustrious "maurices bbq." so i guess she can't be ALL bad.
 
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RE: by skalie - 2003-01-02 15:32:02
I really hate you, go away, die = simply jumping on the super fun bandwagon

?
 
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RE: by Kayla - 2003-01-02 15:36:51
Pretty much.
 
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RE: by Kayla - 2003-01-02 15:39:03
Wishing someone to die isn't that terrible as my doing so isn't increasing her chances of doing so. Unfortunately the same can be said about my telling her to go away.
 
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RE: by Mugtoe - 2003-01-02 16:12:14
quote:
Originally posted by annea
do you need help i will help you find a nice good looking man!!







quote:
Originally posted by annea
a nice good looking man!!





 
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RE: by Mugtoe - 2003-01-02 16:15:11
quote:
Originally posted by annea
as for you mugtoe you can go to hell. in fact i know you will since you want a man and not a woman. do you need help i will help you find a nice good looking man!!





 
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RE: by skalie - 2003-01-02 16:15:42
Nice hair, very Rosh.

Any of youse guys folks not related?
 
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RE: by SocialParasite - 2003-01-02 16:23:06
Mugtoe . . . That was fucking great. I'm in pain from the howling laughter.

+5 Humor Points for j00!!
 
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RE: by Mugtoe - 2003-01-02 16:56:55
Originally posted by annea
Well that is all for now! I would love it if people bought some BBQ sauce from using my website to get to Maurice's Website!! If anyone wants to make extra money just make a free website and then put Maurices BBQ website as a link and you can make 10% of whatever is sold!! Its a great opportunity!! :-)



Maurice BBQ Online

from Maurice's BBQ Online Maurice's Political Views in a Nutshell
21st Century Declaration of Independence Renewal
Our sacred constitutional republic has been badly wounded and eroded in our lifetime through illegal executive orders from Presidents, Abraham Lincoln thru Bill Clinton, unconstitutional laws passed by Congress and radical left-wing re-interpretations by the Supreme Court. If we are to save our constitutional republic that our ancestors gave their lives, spilled their blood, and gave their fortunes then this generation must implement a simple plan of individual states initiative to begin the return of our sacred constitution given to us by God Almighty.

We can do this by beginning to restore state sovereignty. As a first step, we can demand that our state governments and legislatures place their state flag first place on the top of the State Capitol dome and on all state property, including schools.

When this is accomplished, it will tell everyone, especially our children, that each state is a sovereign entity in this republic and from this moment on, we will get back to constitutional government. This will stop these left-wing one-worlders who realized over 50 years ago that in order to accomplish their goals, they must destroy, re-interpret or ignore our sacred constitution to carry out their plan of destroying our constitutional republic.

Let's get those state flags back to first place on all state property. That step alone will be a giant step in taking back our constitutional republic.

Our Sacred Constitution was given to us by God and He expects us to have the courage to keep it.

Long live the constitutional republic.









Girl, I just wanna say that I haven't had so much fun in this forum in months. You shine for me like a diamond in a goat's butt. I love you more than yer mommy and yer daddy, and I wanna make anal love with you and give you jelly-babies.
 
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RE: by Kayla - 2003-01-02 17:22:55
hahhahahhaa. mugtoe = priceless.

humor points abound!
 
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RE: by Mugtoe - 2003-01-02 19:07:41
yeah, it's a PM, but I just couldn't help it. I love this woman so much.

take down that picture


I would appreciate if youn would take that picture down. you better stop invading my privacy. i only showed you what i looked liked and i wouldnt have thought you would disrepect me like that. i bet your not even married i bet you have a boyfriend. i just wish you would leave me alone. but you kept calling me names and i never once called you any names, but now you have gone to far. your one sick man.
 
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RE: by SocialParasite - 2003-01-02 19:19:05
At least she discovered a little punctuation. Very little . . . but it's there.
 
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RE: by Buddha's Penis! - 2003-01-02 19:23:56
your sick with love.
 
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RE: by Kayla - 2003-01-02 19:29:09


BEWARE!!!
This man can take down the internet!
 
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RE: by Fiend - 2003-01-02 19:34:57
and people wonder why we log chat

Come back!!!
 
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RE: by annea - 2003-01-02 19:37:54
you know if at the very begining you treated me like i was somebody then none of this mess would have happened. i treated you all very fairly and i dont mean the forum i mean back in the summer time. at least i have respect for all you and that means i dont go around posting pictures of someone without their permission. you got rosh's permission now why couldnt you have asked me.
 
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RE: by Kayla - 2003-01-02 19:40:19
we hate you.
 
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RE: by Kayla - 2003-01-02 19:41:21
Read the rules of joining this forum. You give up the rights to the pics you post here. By posting the link you gave permission. Too bad for you, you didn't read the rules. Suffer
 
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RE: by SocialParasite - 2003-01-02 19:41:24
quote:
Originally posted by annea
you know if at the very begining you treated me like i was somebody then none of this mess would have happened. i treated you all very fairly and i dont mean the forum i mean back in the summer time. at least i have respect for all you and that means i dont go around posting pictures of someone without their permission. you got rosh's permission now why couldnt you have asked me.


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How many times must you get owned before you realize that you're just a little bitch and we own you?

Be a good girl and fetch me a sammich and a glass of milk. You, as a southerner, should know that a woman's place isn't arguing with a man (and I'll be beating you later for it), but rather in the kitchen, or on your back makin' babies.
 
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RE: by Mugtoe - 2003-01-02 19:44:22
Hello I just wanted to let everyone to know a little bit about my boyfriend and I!!
When I first met Mark I didn't think that I would fall in love with him the first time I saw him. I proved myself wrong and I am glad that I did!!
Ever since I met him my life has made sense. I thank him for being one that beleives in me the most and cares for me like nobody else has ever done for me!!
Now a little bit about me! I love to go shopping, spending time outdoors, working for Maurice's BBQ and going camping etc.
Well that is all for now! I would love it if people bought some BBQ sauce from using my website to get to Maurice's Website!! If anyone wants to make extra money just make a free website and then put Maurices BBQ website as a link and you can make 10% of whatever is sold!! Its a great opportunity!! :-)

Hello I just wanted to let everyone to know a little bit about my boyfriend and I!!

I have found my soul mate!! When I met Mark I fell in love with him at first sight. I didn't know how or when to tell him, but when I did he was so shocked. He didn't know what to think. Then later on he said it back and my eyes filled with tears of joy becuase he truely loved me back and still does to this day!!

He is guiding me on the right path to walk on and to find what God wants me to do while I'm living on this wonderful earth He is someone that I don't ever want to loose. He is so loving and sincere and most of all is that he cares so much for me. I love you Mark always and forever. My heart belongs to you!!
Ever since I met him my life has made sense and I feel better about myself and my well being!! I learned to love me as a person and love him as an angel and to love life better than I ever had before.

I thank him for being there for me!!

I will never find anyone as loving and caring as I have found in him!! I will always be there for him and for being my true Angel that rescued me from a life that I shouldn't have been in!!! I love you so much Mark and always will!!



The two Angels that know that nothing can take our love away from us!!


Our Love is kept in our hearts forever!






God, woman, please come to my site


el Rancho Mugtoe
 
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RE: by Mugtoe - 2003-01-02 21:28:38
There really weren't no sport'n that. I'm bored with it already.
 
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RE: by Buddha's Penis! - 2003-01-02 21:31:14
that's what i was thinking. BAD FORM, CHAPS! BE SPORTING, WOT!
 
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RE: by Peter_Torque - 2003-01-02 21:45:11
This is definitely a hall-of-flame thread.

I blame JEB. He knew how we are, and that by posting an "innocent" haha about Christmas, we'd be out for blood. He could fend us off, (hell, few of us would take on that "Jed Clampet-on-biker-crank" sense of humor and live to tell about it), so he sent wonderaz on a "vacation" and had him sneak back in here as a bar-b-cutie with Down's and a boss who hasn't been the same since they stopped lettin' you use niggers as Christmas tree ornaments in South Carolina. That was my theory, anyway.

Turns out wonderaz probably was tellin' the truth and the only thing more frightening than him flyin' down a hill doin' the "gorilla squat" posture with two boards strapped to his feet is an antebellum cracker pimpin' barbecue sauce through his retarded employee's visits to our humble dwelling. You just can't make shit like that up.
 
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RE: by JohnDoe - 2003-01-02 22:54:29
Boo.
 
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RE: by Mugtoe - 2003-01-02 23:00:24
Hiss
 
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RE: by SocialParasite - 2003-01-02 23:04:57
You stink!! You stink!! GET OFF THE STAGE!!!
 
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RE: by JohnDoe - 2003-01-02 23:26:51
Sorry. *Runs from the potatoes (they hurt more than tomatoes).*
 
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RE: by J E B Stuart - 2003-01-03 00:44:27
quote:
Originally posted by slight
. . . you know, the guy with the handy cap! . . . .

Here's a handy cap fer ya, slight. It wuz Stonewall's favorite:



Amen.

 
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RE: by Timeenoughforlove - 2003-01-03 00:53:09
quote:
Originally posted by J E B Stuart

Here's a handy cap fer ya, slight. It wuz Stonewall's favorite:



Amen.



Heh. Nice color, very stylish... just needs to be the red artillery kepee like I wore in my past life.
 
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RE: by J E B Stuart - 2003-01-03 01:16:42
quote:
Originally posted by annea
. . . i know south carolina is ranked very low i will admit it . . . .

South Carolina ranked very low? Where in tarnation did you get that? South Carolina is one of the greatest states there is. I mean it.

Here's a little gem from South Carolina's recent "flag controversy":

". . . Inflammatory remarks by state senator Arthur Ravenel made national headlines in Jan. 2000 when he defended the flying of the Southern Cross, referring to the NAACP as the "the National Association of Retarded People." He then apologized to "retarded people" for associating them with the NAACP. . . ."

From here.

Amen.

 
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RE: by Timeenoughforlove - 2003-01-03 01:25:51
quote:
Originally posted by J E B Stuart

". . . Inflammatory remarks by state senator Arthur Ravenel made national headlines in Jan. 2000 when he defended the flying of the Southern Cross, referring to the NAACP as the "the National Association of Retarded People." He then apologized to "retarded people" for associating them with the NAACP. . . ."[/url].

Amen.[/color]




OMG!!! Thats hilarious! Points to you for bringing that up. HA!
 
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RE: by J E B Stuart - 2003-01-03 01:41:50
quote:
Originally posted by Timeenoughforlove
OMG!!! Thats hilarious! Points to you for bringing that up. HA!

Yer welcome, ol' pal.

And here is Senator Ravenel:



Bears an uncannily striking resemblance to someone else in this thread.

Amen.

 
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RE: by slight - 2003-01-03 08:03:52
quote:
Originally posted by J E B Stuart
Bears an uncannily striking resemblance to someone else in this thread.


David Letterman posts here?
 
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RE: by Tak - 2003-01-03 12:30:47
quote:
Originally posted by Fiend
and people wonder why we log chat

Come back!!!



Oh my God that was good.
 
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RE: by Peter_Torque - 2003-01-06 09:49:54
Topped for FR.

EDIT- FunkyRooster, it starts on page 1 with annea's farting in JEB's direction. I'm not a tour guide, and normally wouldn't do something this stupid, but that thread doesn't make much sense without knowing about this one.
 
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RE: by funkyrooster - 2003-01-06 10:19:12
Gotcha. I'm all set now. Ready to start abusing. Just trying to get over annea's idiosyncratic use of the English language. Once I have figured out what the fuck she's actually saying then I'll be straight in there.

Might take some time though.
 
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RE: by Peter_Torque - 2003-01-06 10:33:28
She'd have been fine if she'd have just said "oops, I fucked up" after accosting JEB for posting Rosh's pic. (She wouldn't have even had to do that if she'd just post her tits.)

I'm kinda with Mug now, I feel guilty (sort of) for twisting her nipples so shamelessly. It was fun, though.
 
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RE: by annea - 2003-01-06 14:38:21
well if he says its ok then fine. i have no right to say its not ok to do so. lol unless he tells me that i can hehe

i apoligized you nitwit. if you had paid any of attention you would have known that.

yes it was fun fucking with you all. but its over. i would like it to stay that way.
 
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RE: by annea - 2003-01-06 14:41:48
whats to be guilty of it was all in good fun.
its not like i care what you say to me or think or do.
as long as i dont allow myself to believe its true then it wont be true. besides you all made fools of yourselfs because in reality you all the retards.
another thing nobody's life is perfect and you cant choose it be that way but i guess you choose to be the devil.
thats fine with me, but the devil never wins in my heart at least i have one.
 
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RE: by Mugtoe - 2003-01-06 14:59:57


you go girl
 
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RE: by skalie - 2003-01-06 15:55:39
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RE: by annea - 2003-01-06 15:58:37
lame can you do better i dont think you can do any better. lame fockers
 
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RE: by annea - 2003-01-06 15:59:53
cute but not that cute. photoshop sucks. and so does your art ablity
 
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RE: by skalie - 2003-01-06 16:18:11
flamingpoint sawarded
 
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RE: by skalie - 2003-01-07 15:50:17
quote:
Originally posted by skalie
flamingpoint sawarded


What I meant to say was "how come you replied to that photochop twice within a minute or so?"

Possible explainations........

....You're more than one person portraying a pretend annea persona, as suggested by PT.

.....You're extremely forgetfull and unpredictable due to either having an extra chromosome or being the result of a long line of inbreeding, which ties in nicely with the photographic evidence so far.

...or...

......You're totally schizo, that could explain the multiple personalities protrayed in your posts.

All three options are equally frightening.
 
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RE: by Peter_Torque - 2003-01-09 10:05:02
Hey wonderaz, this thread is where annea decided to drop the first turd. I wasn't sure if you were aware of that. Plenty of good literary scat in here, mmmmboy.
 
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