||By wonderaz - 12/18/03
To be politically correct, we will omit any possibly offensive words from the news. |
A very special bit of news for this ********* season is that our favorite fucking freak, Jacko, has become a Muslim (it's politically correct to say Muslim) and has joined his almost as freaky brother, Germaine, as a member of the Nation of Islam (it's politically correct to say Islam) or whatever Farrakam's boy's club is called.
I had no idea that white guys could join that group.
Did you know that the average human supposedly shits about 2 feet worth every day?
Can you save that up?
Like, every Saturday blow out 14 feet?
Usama Bin Ladin is still missing. Why has no one put his face on a milk carton?
Tony Blair has become rather 9-10 so the British are digging Diana up.
Did Dodi know that she liked bacon?