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Posted by Postmodgirl on 08-24-2000 04:32 AM:

Post MY tits



HA! you get show!


Posted by stormydoctor on 08-24-2000 04:34 AM:

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Wow, but them ain't your tits. Them are to different sets of titties...

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Posted by Postmodgirl on 08-24-2000 04:38 AM:

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one's before the operation, the other after....


Posted by Postmodgirl on 08-24-2000 04:46 AM:

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when I was online looking for my tits I found this, What pisses me off is that the man is a outa shape man. if the chick looked like this she would be considered ugly.

just a bitch I'm finished now


Posted by Spaceboy on 08-24-2000 03:25 PM:

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oh...all porn star men MUST be ugly. if theyre not, it could cause some latent homoerotic fantasies to "pop up"..heh.


Posted by Postmodgirl on 08-24-2000 04:22 PM:

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I'm not tallkin about shaved pubescent boys doing straight porn.

I'm talkin halfway good lookin guys who dont look like they work at the quickie mart 3rd shift.
Like girls dont like porn
I LIKE PORN, but most porn sucks cause you get ugly old men and chicks w/ fake rubbery tits and coligan (sp?) lip injections that make them look like they just did a wet fart outa their mouthes.

FOOEY!


Posted by Cage on 08-24-2000 05:16 PM:

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I'm sure Pangloss will have a field day projecting his little homoerotic fantasies onto this, but I can't bear to watch some old, hairy lardass like Ron Jeremy going at it, either. If there's gonna be a guy in the scene, he can at least be in shape.

And is a hairstyle that's been updated sometime since 1982 too much to ask? Even rockstars are bailing on the ponytail, but still it persists in the world of porn.

Futhermore, if a guy's tagging 3 chicks at once, can we get a guy whose age is less than the combined ages of the 3 chicks? Dude, I'm happy that you can still get it up (sort of) at 62, but that doesn't mean I want to watch a closeup of your extra-wrinkly old pucker thrusting back and forth for 2 minutes, which is then looped into a 14 minute scene.

That's why I pretty much stick to the deviant shit. BDSM tapes are frequently girl only...and Chloe Nichols is hot as shit. Too bad they can't include actual penetration and shit with bondage. Oh yeah, if you can get past the fact that Rocco has some serious fucking issues with women, his tapes are ok, too...at least it looks like they're enjoying it. And as I'm sure Pangloss will agree, Rocco's ass looks like you could bounce a quarter on it. Mmmm, mmmm, mmm. Two snaps up.

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Posted by melon on 08-24-2000 05:24 PM:

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quote:
Originally posted by Cage:

And is a hairstyle that's been updated sometime since 1982 too much to ask? Even rockstars are bailing on the ponytail, but still it persists in the world of porn.


i was born sometime since 1982. im really glad i dont remember anything from that part of my life. it was a mess of fish and some other stuff.


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Posted by Aaron on 08-25-2000 01:56 AM:

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Well, fat out of shape men are put in porn so that they don't intimidate the fat out of shape men that watch it.

Male porn actors are normally either made famous for their large penises or their bad looks. They don't want too many supermodel type guys to be on porn because it ruins the fantasy for a lot of the guys that watch porn since many of them are not supermodel calibur.



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Posted by Cage on 08-25-2000 06:11 AM:

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quote:
Originally posted by melon:
i was born sometime since 1982.




Then I guess, by definition, your hairstyle has been updated since 1982. Have you considered a career in porn??

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Posted by JoeyCat on 08-25-2000 06:14 AM:

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*pats her behive*

*looks and Cage and leaves*


Posted by Cage on 08-25-2000 06:16 AM:

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quote:
Originally posted by Joeycat:
*pats her behive*

*looks and Cage and leaves*



*waggles his eyebrows lewdly at Joeycat*

Beehive, huh? Is that what you kids are calling it, nowadays? I guess it's better than "quim".

Don't wait up for me.

*follows Joeycat*

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Posted by melon on 08-25-2000 06:17 AM:

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quote:
Originally posted by Cage:
Then I guess, by definition, your hairstyle has been updated since 1982. Have you considered a career in porn??


i dont think so.
by definition, as one who was born since 1982 (1983 actually), its sort of illegal for me to have a career in porn.
plus, im really not a very good actor.


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Posted by Cage on 08-25-2000 06:33 AM:

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quote:
Originally posted by melon:
i dont think so.
by definition, as one who was born since 1982 (1983 actually), its sort of illegal for me to have a career in porn.
plus, im really not a very good actor.





I wasn't talking about starting right this second. I've actually been planning for several years now to get the Olsen twins into a porno, as soon as they turn 18 and no one gives a shit about them anymore (what is commonly referred to as the Macauly Culkin stage of a child actor's life). I figure on waiting another couple of years. Perhaps you'd like to have that be your debut?

When working with such acting geniuses as Mary Kate and Ashley, you really don't need much talent of your own. They can carry you, I'm sure.

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Posted by melon on 08-25-2000 06:38 AM:

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if you can make the Olsen twins fuzzy, ill do it.
i like it fuzzy.


Posted by Cage on 08-25-2000 06:45 AM:

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quote:
Originally posted by melon:
if you can make the Olsen twins fuzzy, ill do it.
i like it fuzzy.



Everybody's a goddamned prima donna. You know how many people would kill for the opportunity I just offered you??? Nobody wants to see hairy Olsen twins getting reamed.

The best I can do is to make them share their smack with you...and I'll let you piss on them. And I'll let you shoot your scene before they do the scene with the great dane. (Or after, if you prefer.)

That's the best I can do, kid. You're killing me, here.

(I think I missed my calling. I'm a natural at this.)

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 03-12-2018 06:20 AM:

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Originally posted by Postmodgirl
... I LIKE PORN, but most porn sucks cause you get ugly old men ... FOOEY!
Yeah, pmg. That jackass wonderaz ruined it for a lotta wimmin. On the bright side, his screen career was as short as his doodle.

Amen.
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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 03-12-2018 07:04 AM:

No wonder I hate cheeze doodles.

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 03-13-2018 02:32 AM:

No matter about cheese doodles, just pass me them pmg loaves, please. Never can get enough of ‘em.

Amen.

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 02-11-2019 05:29 PM:

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Originally posted by melon
if you can make the Olsen twins fuzzy, ill do it.
i like it fuzzy.


Like, as in fuzzy all over? I know, I know. Why ask the question knowing there’s not even a one in a Brazilian chance you’ll honor it with a reply? I’ll tell you why - Dirty Jack held a knife to my pet fish and forced me to ask.

There you have it.

Amen.
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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 02-16-2019 11:22 PM:

Uncle Jeb, I remember when I was a little boy and I used to come over to your house I always loved how Fred and your pet fish used to play together. Remember when you're used to make them both dance for me and I couldn't stop laughing? I'm still laughing just thinking about it. Oh boy, those were the days.

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 02-17-2019 03:07 AM:

The Loretta fried my fish and ate it. Thanks for the memories.

Amen.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 02-19-2019 04:25 PM:

I always told you to put a lock on that fish bowl. You should have listened! And why did you name it "wonderfish?"

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 02-26-2019 05:15 PM:

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... And why did you name it "wonderfish?"

Herk. You have been misinformed. If I had named my fish after him (which I’d never do), it woulda been sumpin’ like Long John Jackass.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 02-27-2019 01:39 AM:

But it was a guppy.

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