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Posted by Vyper on 10-10-2001 10:01 PM:

Thumbs up Ode to Goatboy

He is Goatboy.
You are you.
You are NOT Goatboy,
so what will you do?

Goatboy's all cuddly
and fluffy, that's right.
You'll never be like him,
try as you might.

He's charming and witty
and very sarcastic,
a bit of a drunkard
and a little bit spastic.

He loves all the ladies
that take a2m
and though others have tried,
there's still none like him.

So, when you are gone
he'll still be here
just being Goatboy
and drinking his beer.

For, he is Goatboy
as you can see.
And since you are not,
you mean nothing to me.

Love,
Vyper

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Posted by Paint CHiPs on 10-10-2001 10:02 PM:

He's still not coming to VA on your birthday.


Posted by Vyper on 10-10-2001 10:22 PM:

I just figured everyone else was announcing their love for one another, why shouldn't I?

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Posted by Dog Breath on 10-10-2001 10:24 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Vyper
I just figured everyone else was announcing their love for one another, why shouldn't I?


Because it's Goatboy.

Nuff said.


Posted by Tanya Hide on 10-10-2001 11:19 PM:

Ok then I must confess as well. I am madly in lust with Mordecai. I have been for a long time. I want to tie him up and whip him into submission. I want to use him for my life size popsicle.

mmmmm.. Mordecai


Posted by nymbus on 10-10-2001 11:20 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Tanya Hide
Ok then I must confess as well. I am madly in lust with Mordecai. I have been for a long time. I want to tie him up and whip him into submission. I want to use him for my life size popsicle.

mmmmm.. Mordecai

Well who the hell doesn't?
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Posted by Roshigoth on 10-10-2001 11:22 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by lunacy13
Well who the hell doesn't?


*raises his hand*

I don't.
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Posted by Fiend on 10-10-2001 11:33 PM:



he loves ME!!!

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Posted by Smug Git on 10-11-2001 12:07 AM:

Uncontrollable lust for goatboy is a burden that he has carried across the sea with him I see. It is only fair to point out that as brothers we share everything and that as the elder I get first go.

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Posted by Mordecai on 10-11-2001 01:14 AM:

Am I being stalked?

-m

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-m


Posted by rodney on 10-11-2001 01:47 AM:

You realise goatboy will pack your poopah?

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Posted by Vyper on 10-11-2001 01:48 AM:


quote:
Originally posted by Mordecai
Am I being stalked?

-m




no, Goatboy is.
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Posted by Mordecai on 10-11-2001 01:54 AM:

Oh, damn, I thought I was loved.

-m

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-m


Posted by Vyper on 10-11-2001 01:57 AM:

hey buddy! get your own thread and your own stalker!!!
hehehehe

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Posted by flocat on 10-11-2001 02:15 AM:

That poem wasn't half-bad. I bet even Goatboy can like it. Yay for you.


Posted by CzEcH rEcK on 10-11-2001 02:21 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by AlcoholSoopaFiend



Shit.. What happened to his leg?

Last time I saw him, he was running away from the child support agency cos he fucked this retarded somalian...

Did Feind run out of burrito's and chew on some goat fat?
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Posted by RiZZ on 10-11-2001 02:55 AM:

i love mord

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Posted by Goatboy on 10-11-2001 03:27 AM:

I love you too, Vyper!

Just don't make me choose between you and the good Captain Morgan.

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Posted by Fiend on 10-11-2001 03:29 AM:

i have more unflattering pics of goatboy if you wanna see them

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Posted by Nutrimentia on 10-11-2001 03:42 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by CzEcH rEcK


Shit.. What happened to his leg?



Lt. Dan!!

Goatboy is neat. No taste in poetry though.
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Posted by Mordecai on 10-11-2001 03:44 AM:

I am being stalked!

-m

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-m


Posted by Vyper on 10-11-2001 03:49 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Goatboy
I love you too, Vyper!



wow! all i can say is wow!
oh, yeah. and mmmm....goatboy!

quote:

Just don't make me choose between you and the good Captain Morgan.



problem solved

Vyper+Goatboy+Captain Morgan= yummy delicious fun!

"Let's set sail with Captain Morgan. But we'll never leave dry land"
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Posted by Goatboy on 10-11-2001 04:03 AM:

Much a2m loveness being prepared.

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Posted by euphorbia on 10-11-2001 04:07 AM:

Talking

I have a poem about goat boy....

Roses are red
Goatboy is white
He likes amateur porn
and yanks his weewee all night.

did I make art?

Im just kidding, we all know Goatboy is an intellectual and hardly ever plays with his weewee.


Posted by Goatboy on 10-11-2001 04:08 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by euphorbia
Im just kidding, we all know Goatboy is an intellectual and hardly ever plays with his weewee.


Close enough
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