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Posted by nebraskasbest on 07-14-2003 12:04 PM:

BEER (just thinking)

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

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Posted by RiZZ on 07-14-2003 01:20 PM:

you are a nutcase

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Posted by cw on 07-14-2003 01:25 PM:

why must she always have wings? and tease me with beer talk
flying goddess of beer, wet me down!

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Posted by nebraskasbest on 07-14-2003 04:38 PM:

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "

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Posted by nebraskasbest on 07-14-2003 05:59 PM:

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."

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Posted by Cage on 07-14-2003 06:13 PM:

"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be an oozing cumdumpster."
-Sir Winston Churchill

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Posted by nebraskasbest on 07-14-2003 07:15 PM:

CAGE can I hit ya just once real hard upside the head? Just asking (lol)

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Posted by Cage on 07-14-2003 07:48 PM:

You can hit me twice! Once with the left one and once with the right one. (hahahaha)

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Posted by missphinx on 07-14-2003 07:49 PM:

LOL Cage LOL

And damn you fuckass, who are you to talk about losing edge

HUH?


Posted by Cage on 07-14-2003 08:22 PM:

I never had any edge. I was just in it for the b(o)(o)bies! JK!

/me likes bewbies!

}:^D

Seriously, who you calling fuckass? I'll take you over my knee right here and flame you until your ass glows, missy.

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Posted by karen on 07-14-2003 08:52 PM:

its getting kinda rowdy up in here.


Posted by missphinx on 07-14-2003 09:02 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Cage
Seriously, who you calling fuckass? I'll take you over my knee right here and flame you until your ass glows, missy.
I know you will, baby. Just like you know I can't flame worth shit.

YOU BIG HUNK OF MAN, YOU.


Posted by Cage on 07-14-2003 09:18 PM:

Are you coming onto me? Sexxeh!

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 07-14-2003 09:22 PM:

Talking

quote:
Originally posted by missphinx
. . . YOU BIG HUNK OF MAN, YOU.

I taught 'im well.

NB? Sounds like I need t'introduce y'to my frien', George Dickel. All that beer yer drinkin's kinda like ridin' a bicycle wif trainin' wheels. Time t'step up, gal, 'n' git in th'big league.

Amen.

p.s. NB, don't worry 'bout dem ribbin' ya 'bout yer lol-lols. That's jus' th'beer talkin'. Dickel' fix dat right up.
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Posted by Mugtoe on 07-15-2003 02:18 AM:

I shudder to think of what kinda 3.2 beer yer drinkin in NE.

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The brotherhood of melon loving will save us all, I am sure of it.


Posted by euphorbia on 07-15-2003 02:34 AM:

cry for dawn is a cool comic.
I used to know a guy who liked me cause he thought I looked like her.
That was of course before I had sausages for fingers.

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Posted by euphorbia on 07-15-2003 02:46 AM:

Linsner rules...more dawn pics

http://members.lycos.nl/JoopBuitenh...linsner/l08.jpg

http://users.neworld.net/cameye/Images/i_dawn1.jpg

http://www.nitrocomics.com/cfd1a.jpg

http://www.nitrocomics.com/cfd2.jpg

http://www.nitrocomics.com/cfd6.jpg

http://www.nitrocomics.com/cfd5a.jpg

http://vzone.virgin.net/m.nash/Dawn/main/char-dawn.jpg

http://www.linsner.com/goodies/linsner_01a.jpg

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Posted by Mugtoe on 07-15-2003 02:59 AM:

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...sausages

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quote:
Originally posted by Smug Git
The brotherhood of melon loving will save us all, I am sure of it.


Posted by euphorbia on 07-15-2003 04:54 AM:

Ill bring the stinky cabbages, you bring the hamhocks big daddy.
We'll do it like the creoles.
You can call me sweatpea.

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Posted by SocialParasite on 07-15-2003 08:36 AM:

Great. JEB is trying to corrupt my mother.

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Posted by Azrael on 07-15-2003 09:52 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by euphorbia
cry for dawn is a cool comic.
I used to know a guy who liked me cause he thought I looked like her.
That was of course before I had sausages for fingers.



A clear candidate for learning frozen sausage style.
Ask Dacarlo.


Posted by Predator on 07-15-2003 12:05 PM:

I love beer....................................a lot.

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Posted by CzEcH rEcK on 07-15-2003 12:42 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Predator
I love beer....................................a lot.


Shouldent you be stalking arnie?
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Originally posted by fubar
My arse craves you.


Posted by Predator on 07-15-2003 12:52 PM:

to whom do you refer and where shall I begin said stalk?

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Posted by CzEcH rEcK on 07-15-2003 01:13 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Predator
to whom do you refer and where shall I begin said stalk?


Well, duhhh
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quote:
Originally posted by fubar
My arse craves you.


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