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Posted by voncrud on 10-24-2003 03:36 PM:

Geting Married Tommarow

Give me your Asylumisms on marriage

/me plays Twisted Sister - Your gonna burn in Hell

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Posted by Mordecai on 10-24-2003 03:58 PM:

DON'T BE A FOOL MAN!

Well ok fine, but it's your funereal, good luck and good fucking.

-m


Posted by euphorbia on 10-24-2003 04:05 PM:

Congrats guy!
Laugh together as much as possible.

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Posted by funkyrooster on 10-24-2003 04:06 PM:

Said it before but fuck it

Engagement Ring
Wedding Ring
Suffering

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Posted by euphorbia on 10-24-2003 04:10 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by funkyrooster
Said it before but fuck it

Engagement Ring
Wedding Ring
Suffering



pfft, splat has it made.
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Posted by Cage on 10-24-2003 04:25 PM:

Marriage is gay. Don't be gay Sparky.

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Posted by euphorbia on 10-24-2003 04:31 PM:

nothing wrong with marriage as long as you do it on your own terms, like splat and I do. He is as free as he ever was and he eats better and has more sex.

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Posted by Cage on 10-24-2003 04:34 PM:

Good point. I should buy a Romanian broad or something.

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Posted by skalie on 10-24-2003 05:09 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Cage
Good point. I should buy a Romanian broad or something.


No, no, Phillipino.

My brother's got one. They smile while ironing your trousers and do excellent blowjobs, he reports.


Posted by funkyrooster on 10-24-2003 05:35 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by euphorbia
nothing wrong with marriage as long as you do it on your own terms, like splat and I do. He is as free as he ever was and he eats better and has more sex.


I'd rather eat more and have better sex.

Actually, fuck it. I'd rather just eat more.
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Posted by Talarohk on 10-24-2003 06:12 PM:

Congratulations, sir. Do everything possible to see things from the other's perspective as well as your own. And euphorbia is right--laugh whenever possible. Except when she's crying.


Posted by euphorbia on 10-24-2003 06:29 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Talarohk
Except when she's crying.


pah, thatís the best time to laugh together.
ask splat about when we went to go see the green mile!
The whole freakin theater was laughing at me!

phorbie: "*snivel sniff wimper snort* Those bastards!"
Splat and the people in front and next to us: "hahahahahaha!"
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Posted by geaeslore on 10-24-2003 06:31 PM:

Yay for aj!

my asylumism #1:
may your marraige be as a good as I've dreamt it to be

my asylumism #2:
Due due my recent stint of solipsism your marriage will be a happy one because I will always believe it to be so.

my asylumism #3:
*shit, I can't come up with one! therefore I conclude that you should back out now whilst you still have the chance. Run for the hills and find Jeb, drink yourself sober with Dickel on his couch then run home and apologize, by the time you can schedule another wedding I should be able to have come up with my asylumism #3*

'gratz again yo


Posted by Aydin on 10-24-2003 06:38 PM:

My other just got laid off. Dammit.


Posted by Tefl on 10-24-2003 06:39 PM:

Be sure to let the wedding ring become a ring in your nose early and become pussy whooped as soon as possible. From what I hear it saves you much pain in the long run as women will cut your balls off in a figurative sense no matter what you do.

Remember, it's a control issue that gives them much enjoyment, and if you don't let them take your balls as soon as possible they will go find some more balls to play with.


Posted by Talarohk on 10-24-2003 06:43 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by euphorbia
pah, thatís the best time to laugh together.
ask splat about when we went to go see the green mile!
The whole freakin theater was laughing at me!

phorbie: "*snivel sniff wimper snort* Those bastards!"
Splat and the people in front and next to us: "hahahahahaha!"


I can just imagine it.
Point taken. Please allow me to edit:
"except when she's crying because of something you did."
Not that I, or the honorable Mr. Splat, have ever done anything which would irritate our beloved spouses...


Posted by Cage on 10-24-2003 07:01 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Aydin
My other just got laid off. Dammit.


Whoa. When did he become your "other"? That sounds serious. I hope he's packing your lunches -- and whatever else you like having packed -- while his lazy ass doesn't have a job.
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Posted by Aydin on 10-24-2003 07:07 PM:

Saturday is his last day. But he already does my laundry.


Posted by geaeslore on 10-24-2003 07:10 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Aydin
My other just got laid off. Dammit.


What does that have to do with americanjunkie getting married tomorrow?


Posted by Aydin on 10-24-2003 07:12 PM:

Nothing. Since when do things sequitur here?


Posted by Cage on 10-24-2003 07:22 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Aydin
... But he already does my laundry.


I don't know if that's just an innocent observation or if it's an evil joke, but either way, it's hilarious.
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Posted by skalie on 10-24-2003 07:54 PM:

Weddings = best parties ever.

Not that I'd get be getting married myself unless it involved acquiring an extra passport.


Posted by cw on 10-25-2003 12:30 AM:

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Posted by redguard on 10-25-2003 01:07 AM:

Advice is cheap. Here's my two cents worth:

Marriage often returns to us those graces that we've earned through the limits of our love, compassion, and actions. That being said, love hard, feel always, and attend those seemingly insignificant yet profound details that constantly remind your wife of all the best about the both of you.

My congratulations. May you always find yourselves worthy.

-redguard


Posted by karen on 10-25-2003 01:18 AM:

good luck.

Its hard for me to be congratulatory towards someone who tells me theyre getting married.
Im a bitter old woman, is all.

anyways, i wish you two the best. just dont go into it thinking everything resolves itself and you wont have to work at MAKING it work.


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