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Posted by Roshigoth on 10-24-2000 06:00 AM:

Thumbs down Why bother?

Really, what's the point? Why should I even bother?

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Posted by morgana on 10-24-2000 06:02 AM:

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because i said so.


nyah!
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Posted by wonderaz on 10-24-2000 06:02 AM:

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I like being a bother.


Posted by Tefl on 10-24-2000 06:03 AM:

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Because not trying is equal to giving up, laying down, and just dying. And that has yet to ever solve anything!

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 10-24-2000 06:03 AM:

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quote:
Originally posted by Roshigoth:
Really, what's the point? Why should I even bother?




Ahh, hell, man! Because it's nice havin' you hangin' around and shootin' the shit, that's why. Amen.


Posted by Fiend on 10-24-2000 06:05 AM:

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two words
sex and beer


Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 10-24-2000 06:05 AM:

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The question shouldn't be "why should I even bother?". The question should be "WHO should I even bother?" You should bother EVERYONE! Make a fucking bother of yourself! You'll feel better! And...if you end up feeling worse.....then DON'T BOTHER!


Posted by Roshigoth on 10-24-2000 06:06 AM:

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Thanks. I'm just bored. I have a hell of a lot of (time-consuming but pointless) homework that I should've been doing today, but completely ignored it in favor of the asylum.

Now don't ya'll feel special?

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Posted by Roshigoth on 10-24-2000 06:07 AM:

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Originally posted by AlcoholSoopaFiend:
two words
sex and beer



Two responses: I couldn't get a girl if my life depended on it, and I don't particularly care for beer... (other alcohol, perhaps, but no beer)



[edit: fucking font tags.... ]

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Posted by morgana on 10-24-2000 06:08 AM:

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awww, not doing your homework...you know what happens then, right? you flunk out and become...

ONE OF US!!!

muahahahaaa...

nyah!
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Posted by Roshigoth on 10-24-2000 06:11 AM:

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Bah.. it's physics homework.. busywork, no less.. completely pointless, as if I didn't already understand the fucking material, and the homework doesn't help anyway...

I mean, who really gives a fuck whether gravity is caused by mass warping space around it, or simply caused by the earth sucking.

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Posted by bowmore on 10-24-2000 06:12 AM:

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quote:
Originally posted by morgana:

awww, not doing your homework...you know what happens then, right? you flunk out and become...

ONE OF US!!!

muahahahaaa...

nyah!
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Or do your homework, graduate and become one of us.

aaarrghhhh


Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 10-24-2000 06:15 AM:

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No asylumwhore wastes time with their stupid homework! Tell your teacher that if he can't figure it out, then you're not gonna help him!


Posted by Roshigoth on 10-24-2000 06:18 AM:

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One thing that I do find amusing in his class (the only thing, really) is that the way he writes Fnet on the overhead looks like he's writing Fuck... That class is as boring as fuck. I've nearly fallen asleep three times already (and I never fall asleep in class) and there's one guy in the class who brings a pillow and sleeps on the floor..

Unfortunately, he has daily quizzes, so we can't skip the class.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 10-24-2000 06:21 AM:

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quote:
Originally posted by Roshigoth:
and there's one guy in the class who brings a pillow and sleeps on the floor..


He should bring in one of those inflatable beds. That would be really comfy!


Posted by Method Dan on 10-24-2000 09:08 AM:

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Cuz it's less aggravating than sitting around whining and pouting. I admit that's fun sometimes, but get the fuck over it. Your job is to figure it out yourself, or surrender your capacity for independant thought and let someone else tell you.

Fiend had some good ideas too though: Girlies and beer.

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Posted by Spaceboy on 10-24-2000 09:15 AM:

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Originally posted by bowmore:
Or do your homework, graduate and become one of us.

aaarrghhhh



i like morgana's idea better. it leaves more room for alcohol.


Posted by J E B Stuart on 06-05-2018 07:44 AM:

Re: Why bother?

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Originally posted by Roshigoth
Really, what's the point? Why should I even bother?....
So that someday you’ll grow up to be an old fart like me?

Amen.
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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 06-09-2018 02:58 AM:

Young farts stink worse.

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 06-09-2018 06:49 AM:

It’s settled, then. You’re now a trainee in Uncle Jeb’s School of Old Fartamology.

Now, drop and give me twenty farts!

Amen.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 06-09-2018 02:16 PM:

My farting is smarting!

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 06-09-2018 08:37 PM:

Try to run away from your farts, Herk. It’s damn near impossible. They’ll follow you wherever you go.

I’m surprised Einstein didn’t come up with a fart law equation.

Amen.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 06-24-2018 02:42 PM:

I like taking a bubble bath. Guess how I make the bubbles.

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 06-25-2018 04:33 PM:

Have The Loretta join ya in the tub?

Amen.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 06-27-2018 05:24 PM:

How would I get her through the door?

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