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Posted by 'Lil Lulu on 03-12-2004 05:16 PM:

Texas Windows

I got this in my email and found it amusing. For those of you who are in Texas, I thought you might appreciate it, I did. It is probably old, bit funny anyway.



It has come to our attention that a few copies of the WINDOWS 2000 TEXAS EDITION may have accidentally been shipped outside of the STATE of TEXAS.

If you have one of these, you may need help understanding the commands. The TEXAS EDITION may be recognized by the unique opening screen. It reads: WINDERS 2000, with a background picture of Willie Nelson superimposed on a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Please also note:

The Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse"
My Computer is called "This Dern Contraption"
Dial Up Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys"
Control Panel is known as "The Dashboard"
Hard Drive is referred to as "4-Wheel Drive"
Floppies are "Them little ol' plastic thangs"
Instead of an error message, "Duct Tape" pops up

CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN TEXAS EDITION:
Cancel............stopdat
Reset.............try'er agin
Yes...............yep
No................nope
Find..............hunt fer it
Go to.............over yonder
Back..............back yonder
Help..............hep me out here
Stop..............kwitit (WHOA!)
Start.............crank'er up
Settings..........settins
Programs......... stuff at duz stuff
Documents....... .stuff ah done did

Also note that the TEXAS EDITION does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks. Some programs that are exclusive to WINDERS 2000:

Tiperiter.....................a word processing program
Colerin' Book.................a graphics program
Cyferin' Mersheen.............calculator
Outhouse Paper................notepad
Inner-net.....................Microsoft explorer 5.0
Pitchers......................a graphics viewer


We regret any inconvenience it may have caused. If you received a copy of the TEXAS EDITION, you may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.



I hope this helps all y'all!

Billy Bob Gates

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Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't.
A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is.
-Horace Walpole-


Posted by madlucas on 03-12-2004 05:43 PM:

Re: Texas Windows

quote:
Originally posted by 'Lil Lulu
...For those of you who are in Texas, I thought you might appreciate it...



odd that, don't you think?
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Posted by SocialParasite on 03-12-2004 05:44 PM:

That she thought?

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Posted by RiZZ on 03-12-2004 06:39 PM:

i thought she wasnt posting here anymore

die bitch die

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Posted by Venus on 03-13-2004 01:36 AM:

Re: Texas Windows

quote:
Originally posted by 'Lil Lulu
I got this in my email and found it amusing. For those of you who are in Texas, I thought you might appreciate it, I did. It is probably old, bit funny anyway.



It has come to our attention that a few copies of the WINDOWS 2000 TEXAS EDITION may have accidentally been shipped outside of the STATE of TEXAS.

If you have one of these, you may need help understanding the commands. The TEXAS EDITION may be recognized by the unique opening screen. It reads: WINDERS 2000, with a background picture of Willie Nelson superimposed on a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Please also note:

The Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse"
My Computer is called "This Dern Contraption"
Dial Up Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys"
Control Panel is known as "The Dashboard"
Hard Drive is referred to as "4-Wheel Drive"
Floppies are "Them little ol' plastic thangs"
Instead of an error message, "Duct Tape" pops up

CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN TEXAS EDITION:
Cancel............stopdat
Reset.............try'er agin
Yes...............yep
No................nope
Find..............hunt fer it
Go to.............over yonder
Back..............back yonder
Help..............hep me out here
Stop..............kwitit (WHOA!)
Start.............crank'er up
Settings..........settins
Programs......... stuff at duz stuff
Documents....... .stuff ah done did

Also note that the TEXAS EDITION does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks. Some programs that are exclusive to WINDERS 2000:

Tiperiter.....................a word processing program
Colerin' Book.................a graphics program
Cyferin' Mersheen.............calculator
Outhouse Paper................notepad
Inner-net.....................Microsoft explorer 5.0
Pitchers......................a graphics viewer


We regret any inconvenience it may have caused. If you received a copy of the TEXAS EDITION, you may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.



I hope this helps all y'all!

Billy Bob Gates



quote:
Originally posted by 'Lil Lulu
I am a retard. I am glad you noticed.
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Ah shit, I forgot.


Posted by Lu on 03-13-2004 09:23 AM:

that wasn't funny

COME TO MAY'S PISSUP LIL'LULU!!

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Posted by Cockney_Rebel on 03-13-2004 09:27 AM:

Is there people from texas here? If there is, and I was them, I'd be mighty offended.


Posted by shyloh on 03-13-2004 04:30 PM:

I thought the Billy Bob Gates was a nice touch. The kind of touch when you realize your dog has shoved his muzzle in your groin.

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