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Posted by IBeFree on 12-06-2004 07:36 PM:

Too Smart For Grade One - Funny

Too Smart For Grade One

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her
students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the
3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd
grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
Principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he
would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions
he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was
brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to
take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader
should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think
Harry can go to the 3rd grade."

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions." The
principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"

Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

The principal wondered, why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants"

Ms. Brooks: "What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
and delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"

Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and
sticky?"

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the
answer, Harry said, "Bubble gum."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down
and a dog do on three legs?"

Harry: "Shake hands."

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means
a lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Fire truck"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry
in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven wrong!

Thought you MIGHT enjoy this!!!

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Posted by SocialParasite on 12-06-2004 07:42 PM:

You were wrong.

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Posted by Hawley Griffin on 12-06-2004 07:44 PM:

LAUGHER OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JHAHAHAHHAHAHHSDJAHDHAHSDHASDASDASD

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Posted by skalie on 12-06-2004 07:45 PM:

Harry should stay in the first grade, too naive to be a third grader,


Posted by mudded on 12-06-2004 08:20 PM:

cute
thankyee

Cheers
-m


Posted by Talarohk on 12-06-2004 08:24 PM:

Fire truck is two words. Since he can't count, he should be in kindergarten.
Other than that, pretty funny.

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Posted by slappy on 12-06-2004 08:52 PM:

I should never have left the 1st grade.


Posted by Avondale on 12-06-2004 09:08 PM:

i enjoyed that. thanks

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