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Posted by mmmtravis on 01-27-2005 04:59 AM:

have you ever had sex with a prostitute?

hmm, in honor of my very own post in morgasm's thread. the poll has probably been presented before, but i want a recount

and no, 'buying the bitch dinner and a movie' isn't what i mean. i'm talking about an actual exchange, cash for sexual favors.

feel free to explain your answer....

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Posted by Trenchant_Troll on 01-27-2005 05:05 AM:

Why would I need to? Do you?

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Posted by Paint CHiPs on 01-27-2005 05:07 AM:

No, but for some reason I've always wanted to.


Posted by ignatz mouse on 01-27-2005 05:10 AM:

no, and I've never been paid either. a gross oversight if I may say.


Posted by mmmtravis on 01-27-2005 05:12 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Trenchant_Troll
Why would I need to?
because you have green skin and floppy ears? because smug won't let you stick it in his arse? because she'd be cleaner than your wife? how should i know, i'm not a fucking mind reader.
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Posted by Trenchant_Troll on 01-27-2005 05:12 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Paint CHiPs
No, but for some reason I've always wanted to.


You should.
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Posted by willimo on 01-27-2005 05:19 AM:

A lot of guys want to have sex for money, I think it's a power thing. Now, who exactly has the power in that situation (and who's supposed to) and whether it's acting on subconcious desires or not is up for debate. I for one would be down for it in some place like Montreal or Nevada.

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 01-27-2005 05:21 AM:

Thumbs up

quote:
Originally posted by ignatz mouse
no, and I've never been paid either. a gross oversight if I may say.

I can fix that fer ya, if y'can hang tight fer just a few more days 'til I git my check.

Amen.
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Posted by ignatz mouse on 01-27-2005 05:25 AM:

likker me up with some dickel and we'll talk


Posted by J E B Stuart on 01-27-2005 05:39 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by ignatz mouse
likker me up with some dickel and we'll talk

Heh. You know fully well I'd do that, anyway.

Saaaay. I just got curious 'bout sumpin'. Exactly whut is a prostitute? I figger most folk think it's a gal who'll give a fella some kinda sexual service in exchange fer money. Yes? Well, my question is do both elements have to be there? Why can't you be a prostitute just fer givin' me some poon fer free? Or, suppose if I give you some money, thinkin' I'm gonna git some trim, but you take the money 'n' run. Well, on second thought, I guess both elements are there; I just got a different kinda screwin'.

Amen.
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Posted by RiZZ on 01-27-2005 05:41 AM:

nope but lately it seems that it might be the easy way

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Posted by Trenchant_Troll on 01-27-2005 06:03 AM:

I'm not surprised given your hardware.

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Posted by Rokkr on 01-27-2005 06:14 AM:

Not unless you consider demanding blood for sex prostitution.

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Posted by flocat on 01-27-2005 06:44 AM:

Well, there was that stripper, but I don't think that exactly counts.


Posted by J E B Stuart on 01-27-2005 06:56 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by RiZZ
nope but lately it seems that it might be the easy way

Hey ol' pal. Here's what the doctor ordered.

Amen.
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Posted by 3MTA3 on 01-27-2005 07:18 AM:

Strippers DO count as hookers if you do whatever it is you do with them in the strip club or the parking lot.

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Posted by Cruise Director on 01-27-2005 07:23 AM:

Exploiting women is bad.


Posted by Cockney_Rebel on 01-27-2005 07:25 AM:

Yes. I have on numerous occasions.

Whenever I take the trip to Spain to visit family, I always pop into my favourite club in Fuengirola, Spain, club 92. It's probably the best whore-house I've been in. It has 200 rooms and 4 service lifts that take you to the rooms. The quality of the girls is top notch and a 150 euro's gets you an hour.


Posted by ignatz mouse on 01-27-2005 07:36 AM:

we need pimp pernts


Posted by J E B Stuart on 01-27-2005 07:46 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by ignatz mouse
we need pimp pernts

Well, pernts are all fine 'n' good, but it appears t'me what most o' these fellas REALLY need is some pussy.

Amen.
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Posted by mmmtravis on 01-27-2005 08:19 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by J E B Stuart
what most o' these fellas REALLY need is some pussy.
amen.
*******
so it looks as if its only me and cockney, so far?
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Posted by Cockney_Rebel on 01-27-2005 08:35 AM:

I just think that some of the guys and gals are too ashamed to admit it travis.


Posted by Muppet on 01-27-2005 08:35 AM:

Don't hookers get paid to do it too? So if you pay the stripper to do the deed does that make her a hooker also? or does that just make her a well paid dancing sex fiend?
okay just realised this ^^^ has been answered.. ignore it
If she were to give you a lapdance and your bits just happened to poke thru and stick her somewhere, would that mean you have to pay double for the lapdance? Or is that just an occupational hazard that she may or may not have to put up with?

I just wanna know.

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 01-27-2005 08:36 AM:

BTW, I answered "yes", but she and I got divorced a number of years ago.

Amen.

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Posted by mmmtravis on 01-27-2005 08:36 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Cockney_Rebel
I just think that some of the guys and gals are too ashamed to admit it travis.
indeed.

nothing to be ashamed of on my end.

some of the most honest sex i've ever had.
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