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Posted by Cruise Director on 01-03-2006 02:00 AM:

Asylum Photo Album 2006

quote:
Originally posted by SimpleSimon
So, start a new album thread with the latest pics of you and your girls, cruise.


Any girls will do, I'm sure.


Posted by Cruise Director on 01-03-2006 02:01 AM:

And for a grand, new thread.... a shot of the Grand Canyon.


Posted by SubSonic on 01-03-2006 09:18 AM:

The art of recovery!

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Posted by FuhQall on 01-03-2006 01:25 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Cruise Director
And for a grand, new thread.... a shot of the Grand Canyon.
Did the Loafer Ninja cut that canyon himself?
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Posted by Trenchant_Troll on 01-03-2006 01:57 PM:

No, his son helped.

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Posted by SimpleSimon on 01-03-2006 02:26 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by FuhQall
Did the Loafer Ninja cut that canyon himself?


It has been a family project for 4 generations now. G'pa Walter started it in 1917 to take his mind off the death's of his eldest two sons in the flu epidemic, Dad took over in '52 when G'pa bit the dust, and my brothers and I have contributed by eroding a new side canyon every time we need to take a piss while outdoors. Since Dad's death we have cut back on the project a bit, but SLH did cut a new canyon just last year after a night of heavy beer drinking.


Posted by FuhQall on 01-03-2006 09:48 PM:

I hope you remember to put the camera down in a piss emergency, you could circumcise 3 inches off with that hardware!

In the other thread you had words with Meena about self-chosen celebacy, you could become the new Don Juan with a motorised prosthetic, invest in your potency!!

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Posted by cw on 01-03-2006 09:58 PM:

He refuses. Says something about $. :'-(

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Posted by SimpleSimon on 01-03-2006 10:22 PM:

If we have any creative gadgeteer's willing to contribute, I'd gladly take suggestions and donated equipment.

Really, though, a good stumping seems to be adequate. When I bother.


Posted by FuhQall on 01-03-2006 11:22 PM:

How much stump does your stump-humper pump when your stump-humper does pump stump?

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Posted by SimpleSimon on 01-04-2006 12:40 AM:

8" long, about 3" diameter [P]


Posted by J E B Stuart on 01-05-2006 04:49 AM:

Re: Asylum Photo Album 2006

quote:
Originally posted by Cruise Director
Any girls will do, I'm sure.

Cruise, ol' pal? Are those gals them "welcome escorts" you promised for when I make it out west t'pay you a social call?

Dibs on the brunette.

Amen.
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Posted by Hawley Griffin on 01-08-2006 07:24 PM:

he does not have a name yet

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Posted by SubSonic on 01-08-2006 08:18 PM:

Cannon Ball or Squish!

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Posted by SatansLeftHand on 01-08-2006 09:18 PM:

mogwai

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Posted by Hawley Griffin on 01-08-2006 09:22 PM:

the idea of calling him "orwell" has been thrown around, but mogwai sounds neat

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Posted by Roshigoth on 01-08-2006 09:24 PM:

Call him General Tso.

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Posted by Paint CHiPs on 01-08-2006 09:49 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by SubSonic
Cannon Ball or Squish!


I had a dog named Squish.


Posted by SatansLeftHand on 01-08-2006 10:35 PM:

dowse him with water and see what happens!

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Posted by SubSonic on 01-08-2006 11:01 PM:

With luck the flee bitten feline will come to be squished, shot, kicked anything as long as its dead... I fucking hate the maggie things always shittin in me garden and diggin up me bulbs... DIE!

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Posted by SimpleSimon on 01-08-2006 11:11 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by SubSonic
With luck the flee bitten feline will come to be squished, shot, kicked anything as long as its dead... I fucking hate the maggie things always shittin in me garden and diggin up me bulbs... DIE!


I hope a rich old bint who is reclusive and loves cats moves in next door too you. She should keep at least 147 of them.


Posted by Cruise Director on 01-09-2006 12:47 AM:

Probably posted this picture before. My youngest neice a few years back at a trip we took to the zoo. I found it on the hard drive today. This pic truly makes me happy.


Posted by SubSonic on 01-09-2006 05:50 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by SimpleSimon
I hope a rich old bint who is reclusive and loves cats moves in next door too you. She should keep at least 147 of them.

Target practice... magic our Morris!
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Posted by Cockney_Rebel on 01-09-2006 07:23 AM:

You should name that cat 'Tomato' or '8-track'.

I'm here all day.


Posted by lmposter on 01-09-2006 07:30 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Cruise Director
Probably posted this picture before. My youngest neice a few years back at a trip we took to the zoo. I found it on the hard drive today. This pic truly makes me happy.







As this one of my daughter always does me.


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