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Posted by mmmtravis on 07-11-2006 02:05 PM:

When a girl is jerking you off...

...but falls asleep in the process... is it prudent to jack off all over her ass?

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Posted by SocialParasite on 07-11-2006 02:13 PM:

It's more prudent to fire one off in her hair.

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Posted by PNG on 07-11-2006 02:44 PM:

can you draw me picture of prudence?

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Posted by SocialParasite on 07-11-2006 02:50 PM:



Prudence.

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Posted by Trenchant_Troll on 07-11-2006 04:50 PM:

Judging by the hair, Prudence is clearly PNG's sister.

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Posted by fubar on 07-11-2006 04:56 PM:

Re: When a girl is jerking you off...

quote:
Originally posted by mmmtravis
...but falls asleep in the process... is it prudent to jack off all over her ass?


What a complete waste of prudence. It would be prudent to hold her eyelids open and cum in her eyes.

And some of you may say that she'd wake up before he could do that, but remember who she's whacking off. Obviously she's impaired somehow.


Posted by Trenchant_Troll on 07-11-2006 05:00 PM:

I think it would be more prudent you ask yourself just how fucking boring does your dick have to be for that to happen. Or maybe she just got tired of looking for it?

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Posted by skalie on 07-11-2006 05:07 PM:

Since it is Travis, one can only assume that the "woman" in question was blind drunk.


Posted by fubar on 07-11-2006 05:08 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by skalie
Since it is Travis, one can only assume that the "woman" in question was blind drunk.


Or that he had unreasonable expectations of her abilities when he unzipped the body bag.


Posted by Trenchant_Troll on 07-11-2006 05:09 PM:

HAHAHA! [P]

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Posted by bassthumpa on 07-11-2006 05:52 PM:

How's about flipping the bitch over and dry shafting her.

That'll learn her.


Posted by SimpleSimon on 07-11-2006 06:17 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by bassplayinuk
How's about flipping the bitch over and dry shafting her.

That'll learn her.


There is a word for that - rape.


Posted by Cockney_Rebel on 07-11-2006 06:19 PM:

Really? I thought it was called surprise-sex.


Posted by fubar on 07-11-2006 06:20 PM:

I don't know, she agreed to yanky the lanky before she passed out. I'm sure it has to be legal. Well, maybe not legal legal, but Clinton could get away with it.


Posted by Trenchant_Troll on 07-11-2006 06:41 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Cockney_Rebel
Really? I thought it was called surprise-sex.


No, surprise-sex is when the chick you are making out with flips you over and dry shaftsyou.
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Posted by bassthumpa on 07-11-2006 06:50 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by SimpleSimon
There is a word for that - rape.


Just add Rohypnol and let the good times roll...


Posted by <clever name> on 07-11-2006 07:45 PM:

Re: When a girl is jerking you off...

quote:
Originally posted by mmmtravis
...but falls asleep in the process... is it prudent to jack off all over her ass?

I sposed' if she "fell asleep" and she was drunk, tell her you had great sex all night. If you don't like her and really don't know her leave a note next to the bed saying you have AID's or something. I bet you she'll never drink again.
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Posted by fubar on 07-11-2006 07:50 PM:

clever's question would have sounded something like: If your being boned by your granddad and his dick goes limp, is it prudent to bring him another viagra?


Posted by <clever name> on 07-11-2006 07:52 PM:

The answer would be, "is there anything more exciting on tv?"

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Posted by Pinecrika on 07-11-2006 07:53 PM:

This thread made my day.

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Posted by Mordecai on 07-11-2006 11:54 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Trenchant_Troll
No, surprise-sex is when the chick you are making out with flips you over and dry shaftsyou.


Yeah right, that hasn't surprised cockney in at least six years.

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Posted by FernandoBBAA on 07-12-2006 02:59 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Pinecrika
This thread made my day.

This thread made my dry.


Posted by Pinecrika on 07-12-2006 03:02 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by FernandoBBAA
This thread made me dry-shafted.



Fixed
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Posted by <clever name> on 07-12-2006 03:17 AM:

Ha [p]

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Posted by FuhQall on 07-12-2006 02:45 PM:

Re: Re: When a girl is jerking you off...

quote:
Originally posted by fubar
What a complete waste of prudence. It would be prudent to hold her eyelids open and cum in her eyes.

And some of you may say that she'd wake up before he could do that, but remember who she's whacking off. Obviously she's impaired somehow.

The addition of a third hand jacking me off while I held her sleeping eyelids open with both of mine would surely cause me to lose interest pretty quickly and focus on how I grew the fucker in such a short period of time.
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