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Posted by absolut on 12-22-2000 07:13 PM:

Post Attention : Australia

Look ...it's such an oxymoron I can't go on.
My absolut fave Aussie expression is "he/she couldn't organise a dog fuck in a paper bag".
I know I've shared this before, and I've probably asked this before, but do you have a fave saying?


Posted by BnB on 12-22-2000 07:15 PM:

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Everyone is an asshole,
It's just the diameter that separates some of us.

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Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative.
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Send me thine daughters and wives willingly and by first class mail, for I hate waiting 4 to 6 weeks! - Straightman


Posted by absolut on 12-22-2000 07:18 PM:

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Oh and Paint...this thread is neither intellectual nor cute enough for you.
So very sorry.


Posted by SkapeGoat on 12-22-2000 07:46 PM:

Thumbs up

"You're so dumb you could fuck up a wet dream."

Jen, you're not angry are you?

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©RandomnothinG®
Your disease is a fucking waste of time.


Posted by absolut on 12-22-2000 07:49 PM:

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Skape?
That's what you think of me?
Oh dear.
And all in vinyl


Posted by absolut on 12-22-2000 07:51 PM:

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Um...kidding sweet
How's the hair?


Posted by JoeyCat on 12-22-2000 09:11 PM:

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A favorite saying I stole from my brother:

"They fucked me up the ass and didn't even kiss me first"
or

"One thumb up my ass and one in my mouth waiting for someone to say switch"


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Posted by Stellar on 12-22-2000 09:21 PM:

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If you sprinkle when you tinkle be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!!

ya think?

and ummm my favorite to say about work
can you at least lube me up before you fuck my ass that hard again.

my work always seems to fuck people around at the last minute.



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"You're all pathetic in your own way!!"

I can't bring myself to hate you as I'd like.

Laugh now, cry later!!


Posted by Princess_Chelle on 12-22-2000 09:28 PM:

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you cant polish a turd!

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sweet surrender


Posted by ItsJustLogan on 12-22-2000 09:35 PM:

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don't kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

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We spoke our minds too clearly. We assumed fundamental rights were inherent not as pawns but humanz. I do not require a gauge for freedoms of speech because I never asked to be a citizen. I never have and never will pledge allegiance.

http://pub31.ezboard.com/bforbiddencompounds

www.flutypook.com
enter the contest!


Posted by aminal on 12-22-2000 09:40 PM:

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'about as useful as a windowcleaner in beriut'

'hell i like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister'


Posted by melon on 12-22-2000 09:54 PM:

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"one is always fresh when following in the ways of the posh"


Posted by memdink on 12-22-2000 09:56 PM:

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fuck you

or

what's your name again?

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marbles


Posted by Tefl on 12-22-2000 11:33 PM:

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Wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up the fastest.

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"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity." -Robert Heinlein


Posted by SocialParasite on 12-22-2000 11:44 PM:

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"You don't win a war by dying for your country . . . you win a war by making the other son-of-a-bitch die for his!"

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"Your experiment this week, Joel, is called Pod People. It has nothing to do with pods, it has nothing to do with people, it has everything to do with *hurting*." - Dr. Forrester, MST3K

"Living is just the process of preparing to be dead for a very long time." - Faulkner

I'd sell my soul, my self-esteem a dollar at a time for one kiss, one chance, one taste of you, my Magdalena.

Follow for now, and follow for this, because everybody follows for nothing at all.


Posted by Gravestone on 12-23-2000 02:00 AM:

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There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly dissapear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another that states that this has already happened

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A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.


Posted by Gravestone on 12-23-2000 02:01 AM:

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In the beginning the universe was created. This has made alot of people very angry and had been widely regarded as a bad move.

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A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.


Posted by Princess_Chelle on 12-23-2000 02:24 AM:

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He who smelled it first, delt it.

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sweet surrender


Posted by Paint CHiPs on 12-23-2000 02:57 AM:

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quote:
Originally posted by absolut:
Oh and Paint...this thread is neither intellectual nor cute enough for you.
So very sorry.



Ouch. :/


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