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Posted by creepy uncle on 01-25-2008 10:44 AM:

australia day

the 26th of january is australia day. we like to say we live in 'the lucky country'....
sometimes that claim rings hollow.

sure australia is great in many ways, with wonderful wildlife and beautiful sandy beaches and a laid back attitude to life.
what we don't advertise is the calibre of our general population - 5 generations of interbred whitetrash and social effluent.
the very worst of britain and irelands criminal underclass were forcibly sent here to populate what is essentially a desert with a barely habitable coast. every year i entertain the thought of becoming an australian citizen (i am english born) but then i see something like this:



that is a typical cross section of aussie society believe it or not, and i want no part of it.

we also have our own version of niggers, but we call them boongs. due to white oppression, we have systematically destroyed their social fabric and eliminated their dignity.
rampant alcohol and drug abuse has also taken a high toll.



aboriginals were the only people never to invent the wheel.



happy australia day.

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Posted by skinny on 01-25-2008 12:04 PM:

Stick a burger on the barbi for me on this great day.

Them abo's really can be ugly bastards.

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Posted by Vegas on 01-25-2008 12:10 PM:

Is everyone really that ugly in Australia?

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Posted by dogcow on 01-25-2008 12:27 PM:

it's a big prison, duh.

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Posted by creepy uncle on 01-25-2008 01:26 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Vegas
Is everyone really that ugly in Australia?


and then some.
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Posted by wonderaz on 01-25-2008 03:53 PM:

And we haven't even started on the flocks of wombats darkening the skies.


Posted by Trenchant_Troll on 01-25-2008 03:57 PM:

I cannot imagine why a guy that posts internet pictures of disemboweled corpses being eye-fucked by fruit bats wouldn't want to cement his heritage to the miasma of human detritus that is Australia.

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Posted by wonderaz on 01-25-2008 04:03 PM:

Good point.


Posted by creepy uncle on 01-25-2008 08:28 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Trenchant_Troll
I cannot imagine why a guy that posts internet pictures of disemboweled corpses being eye-fucked by fruit bats wouldn't want to cement his heritage to the miasma of human detritus that is Australia.

why not aim even lower and adopt that cesspit of mediocrity, america?
fuck yeah!
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Posted by wonderaz on 01-25-2008 08:38 PM:

This thread isn't about America, it's about trashing Australia, remember? You did start it.


Posted by SimpleSimon on 01-25-2008 08:39 PM:

Australia isn't so bad, or so at least my daughter says. Of course, she is a landed emigrant with an established home and business.


Posted by Trenchant_Troll on 01-25-2008 08:42 PM:

And teeth.

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Posted by SimpleSimon on 01-25-2008 08:46 PM:

quote:
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And teeth.
A full set, yes. All her own, with no fillings and one cap from getting an incisor broken off by an elbow in the mouth while playing basketball.


Posted by Vegas on 01-26-2008 01:55 AM:

Your daughter sounds like quite the catch in Australia. Hell, probably in England too.

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Posted by SimpleSimon on 01-26-2008 01:57 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Vegas
Your daughter sounds like quite the catch in Australia. Hell, probably in England too.
You'd have to be quite quick too catch her. She has two sons, but is uninterested in any long term relationship. At 213 centimeters in height, her stride is long.


Posted by SatansLeftHand on 01-26-2008 02:08 AM:

shitfuck. i'm only 191cm.

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Posted by Avondale on 01-26-2008 03:20 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by SimpleSimon
You'd have to be quite quick too catch her. She has two sons, but is uninterested in any long term relationship. At 213 centimeters in height, her stride is long.


post pics; noodz if you have them
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Posted by SimpleSimon on 01-26-2008 03:23 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avondale
post pics; noodz if you have them
As you know, I don't post peoples picture without their permission. I do not have such from her, nor will I request it. Definitely would not post nude pictures of my daughter.


Posted by Trenchant_Troll on 01-26-2008 03:39 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by SatansLeftHand
shitfuck. i'm only 191cm.


Having a prehensile tail does that.
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Posted by Trenchant_Troll on 01-26-2008 03:50 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by SimpleSimon
As you know, I don't post peoples picture without their permission. I do not have such from her, nor will I request it. Definitely would not post nude pictures of my daughter.


Allow me. No need to thank me.
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Posted by SimpleSimon on 01-26-2008 03:59 AM:

P is gonna be so pissed at you for posting her pic, Troll.


Posted by Trenchant_Troll on 01-26-2008 04:06 AM:

Ya know, if I squint... Never mind.

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Posted by Pinecrika on 01-26-2008 05:35 AM:

Five generations of inbred white trash....... That sounds like.....Nevermind.

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Posted by powers on 01-26-2008 05:37 AM:

My experience in Australia was for the most part pretty pleasant. But the people there are ugly as sin, no argument here.

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Posted by skinny on 01-26-2008 10:37 AM:

I disagree, these used to be on telly every morning

http://youtube.com/watch?v=244ivudU5Wk

It used to make me get up for work 30 seconds earlier evey morning also

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