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Posted by fubar on 03-28-2008 06:24 PM:

I have met Lu.

And for the record, her head is not out of proportion with the rest of her body.


Posted by Mordecai on 03-28-2008 06:28 PM:

I also have met Lu, and did not find her head to be of an odd size.

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Posted by Mugtoe on 03-28-2008 06:28 PM:

it would look much better in my lap


Posted by fubar on 03-28-2008 07:24 PM:

she only swings for the softball team, Mug.


Posted by Hawley Griffin on 03-28-2008 07:43 PM:

i have not met lu, so the size of her head remains in the land of mystery and legends

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Posted by Trenchant_Troll on 03-28-2008 10:17 PM:

I am with Hawley on this one. Until I see proof, your assertions are but sophistry.

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Posted by Executive on 03-28-2008 11:24 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Trenchant_Troll
I am with Hawley on this one. Until I see proof, your assertions are but sophistry.


You guys ever hear of "instant messaging"?

What a waste of bandwidth. What's next, you're going to talk about if it's raining?
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Posted by lanin on 03-28-2008 11:25 PM:

whats the weather like where you are?


Posted by creepy uncle on 03-28-2008 11:28 PM:

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Posted by Executive on 03-28-2008 11:59 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by lanin
whats the weather like where you are?



How about using IM?
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Posted by billgerat on 03-29-2008 12:04 AM:

How Gears Work
by Karim Nice

Inside This Article
1. Introduction to How Gears Work 2. Basics 3. Spur Gears 4. Helical Gears 5. Bevel Gears 6. Worm Gears 7. Rack and Pinion Gears 8. Planetary Gearsets & Gear Ratios 9. Details on Involute Gear Profiles 10. Lots More Information 11. See all Internal Combustion articles

Gears are used in tons of mechanical devices. They do several important jobs, but most important, they provide a gear reduction in motorized equipment. This is key because, often, a small motor spinning very fast can provide enough power for a device, but not enough torque. For instance, an electric screwdriver has a very large gear reduction because it needs lots of torque to turn screws, but the motor only produces a small amount of torque at a high speed. With a gear reduction, the output speed can be reduced while the torque is increased.
Another thing gears do is adjust the direction of rotation. For instance, in the differential between the rear wheels of your car, the power is transmitted by a shaft that runs down the center of the car, and the differential has to turn that power 90 degrees to apply it to the wheels.

There are a lot of intricacies in the different types of gears. In this article, we'll learn exactly how the teeth on gears work, and we'll talk about the different types of gears you find in all sorts of mechanical gadgets.

http://www.howstuffworks.com/gear.htm

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Posted by SimpleSimon on 03-29-2008 12:10 AM:

Keep it up, bilge. Entertaining and educating smnall children can be fun.


Posted by Executive on 03-29-2008 12:12 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by SimpleSimon
Keep it up, bilge. Entertaining and educating smnall children can be fun.



What's "smnall" Simon?

Bwa hahahahaha.

It's called "small" Simpleton.

My, my, my...the "great" SimpleSimon made a mistake. How terrible. Mr. Perfect/Mr. Lawsuit screwed up.

It's quite a pity that your flame was messed up by your own stupidity.
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Posted by fubar on 03-29-2008 12:13 AM:

that stupid gimp is part owner of your ass, moran.


Posted by Executive on 03-29-2008 12:19 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by fubar
Simon sticks his dick up my ass and I love it.


7:18 fubar..nighttime.

You were WRONG.

Bwa hahahahaha.
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Posted by SimpleSimon on 03-29-2008 12:26 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Executive
What's "smnall" Simon?..


Smnall - small male naked anal lube lovers - it's a common acronym in use on the web, or certain portions thereof. It fits you well.


Posted by Large Filipino on 03-29-2008 03:27 AM:

Re: I have met Lu.

quote:
Originally posted by fubar
And for the record, her head is not out of proportion with the rest of her body uh. uhuhuhuhuh...
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Posted by Large Filipino on 03-29-2008 03:30 AM:

So how were her feet?

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Posted by Dacarlo on 03-29-2008 04:01 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Executive
What's "smnall" Simon?

Bwa hahahahaha.

It's called "small" Simpleton.

My, my, my...the "great" SimpleSimon made a mistake. How terrible. Mr. Perfect/Mr. Lawsuit screwed up.

It's quite a pity that your flame was messed up by your own stupidity.




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Who allowed these noobs in whilst I've been away?


Posted by paultheo on 03-29-2008 04:04 AM:

until now, i always thought "smnall" meant some-(but)-not-all. smthnewevrday, as they say


Posted by Pinecrika on 03-29-2008 04:06 AM:

I'll bet Lu could kick my ass.

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Posted by Dacarlo on 03-29-2008 04:19 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Pinecrika
I'll bet Lu could lick my ass.


Only for a small fee.

Say $5000?


Posted by Pinecrika on 03-29-2008 04:23 AM:

$5000 for an ass kickin'!?!? I can go to the tavern and get that for free, albeit not by a woman as hot as Lu.

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Posted by paultheo on 03-29-2008 04:24 AM:

how much does your auntie charge?


Posted by Pinecrika on 03-29-2008 04:29 AM:

Now now, she just happened to be there when I was fighting, let's not get rude...

I'll auction off an ass kicking by my auntie starting at $2 merican!

I'd let the bidding begin, but I'm off to make an ass of myself.

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