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Posted by billgerat on 08-26-2008 12:09 AM:

Expected Republican/FOX complaints about the Democrats convention

Oh, the Outrage™!!!

*The Obamas use their children as political props at the Convention
*The Obamas fail to introduce their children to America
*Protestors outside the DNC are ill-kempt, ill-fed, or ill-mannered
*Congressional spouse wears plain band aid to protect actual cut
*Too many dark skinned speakers are heard from
*Lights dimmed during playing of National Anthem
*Convention floor feed briefly interrupted for FOX News
*Chinese-made trinket pinned on lapel slightly askew
*Lights not dimmed during playing of National Anthem
*If even one person in the crowd does not put their hand over their heart during the National Anthem or Pledge of Allegience, it is proof that all Democrats hate America
*At the Big Tent, bloggers are less than polite to some interloper
*Bill Clinton is obliged to speak for less than ninety minutes
*Bill Clinton speaks for more than ninety minutes
*Bill Clinton is introduced as President Bill Clinton
*Anything that Hillary says MUST be a slam at Obama
*Anything Obama says MUST be a slam at Hillary
*Overexposed radio personality believes vociferously his Ffreedom of speech was impinged by DNC floor rules
*Nominee's children seen drinking orange juice

Any other predictions of Republican/FOX Outrage™?

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Posted by Large Filipino on 08-26-2008 12:59 AM:

What a bunch of shit. It's fucking happening out here,yo.
It's goddamn festive and shit.

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Posted by billgerat on 08-26-2008 01:08 AM:

*Flooding of FOX skybox is a dirty trick by the DNC

Well, the flooding part is true......

Part of Pepsi Center flooded by sprinkler system

DENVER - A sprinkler system partially flooded part of the Pepsi Center Monday morning.

The Denver Fire Department, which has a crew stationed at the center all week, was able to respond quickly before 5 a.m. when the sprinkler went off.

The sprinkler was located on the club level in a skybox which had recently been renovated to host a news crew. It appears the skybox belongs to Fox.

After going off, the sprinkler released 50 to 100 gallons of water per minute and 9NEWS crews estimate it was on for around 5 minutes.

The cause of the sprinkler is under investigation but early reports indicate it was likely bumped or the heat sensor may have been affected by equipment in the room.

Water leaked down to the first level concourse and crews are mopping up that area. A significant amount of water filled the club level and DFD used shop vacuums to remove the excess water.

All of the equipment in the skybox had to be removed quickly due to the possible electrical issues. No one was injured.

http://www.9news.com/news/article.a...98286&catid=188

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Posted by Large Filipino on 08-26-2008 01:32 AM:

That's nothing. Cops blew up two suspected packages this morning because someone left it.
KABOOM!!
Shit. There could have been a wad load of money in there or a whole lot of weed.

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Posted by Large Filipino on 08-26-2008 01:35 AM:

I'll post more when I take more this week.

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Posted by Fiend on 08-26-2008 03:38 AM:

OOOOh the outrage!

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Posted by Fiend on 08-26-2008 03:45 AM:

what can you be outraged about?

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Posted by loser on 08-26-2008 04:28 AM:

The liquor store is closed?


Posted by Large Filipino on 08-26-2008 04:40 AM:

The protesters crack me up. It's like they can actually change everyone's view on things like we can all actually write in Ron Paul's name on our ballot and he has a chance.
I told this one dude college looking guy that we already blew it when most Ron Paul Supporters didn't change their affiliation to Republican. We had already blown it when even if you did everything by the fucking book the caucus is a joke because you STILL cannot give a bonified vote.
So when he asked me who I was voting for I told him that I'm voting to keep McCain away. I told him Obama is the only person now that can do this. Then I told him to get real.
I gotta give them some credit though. Some of them camped out to do this.
But I really don't think they will make any kind of difference,except to help McCain when these fools write in Ron Paul's name thinking millions will follow.

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Posted by Large Filipino on 08-26-2008 05:17 AM:

It's a party,yo.


Aren't these guys far right?

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Posted by billgerat on 08-26-2008 05:19 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Fiend
what can you be outraged about?


How about McCain being so presumptuous as to sending his wife to Georgia? What is she going to do there? Knock back a half-rack with Saakashvili? She's not a diplomat, and he ain't president. She's a fucking beer heiress, for God's sake!

It couldn't be a publicity stunt; a campaign photo-op, could it? I mean, McCain lived five years without going to Georgia - as a POW!
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Posted by Mugtoe on 08-26-2008 07:23 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Large Filipino
It's a party,yo.


Aren't these guys far right?




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I agree.
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Posted by SocialParasite on 08-26-2008 07:42 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Large Filipino
The protesters crack me up. It's like they can actually change everyone's view on things like we can all actually write in Ron Paul's name on our ballot and he has a chance.
I told this one dude college looking guy that we already blew it when most Ron Paul Supporters didn't change their affiliation to Republican. We had already blown it when even if you did everything by the fucking book the caucus is a joke because you STILL cannot give a bonified vote.
So when he asked me who I was voting for I told him that I'm voting to keep McCain away. I told him Obama is the only person now that can do this. Then I told him to get real.
I gotta give them some credit though. Some of them camped out to do this.
But I really don't think they will make any kind of difference,except to help McCain when these fools write in Ron Paul's name thinking millions will follow.



Yeah it's a conspiracy, and not that DOCTOR CONGRESSMAN RON PAUL was about as appealing of a candidate as a sulfuric acid and salt water enema to anyone with more than two brain cells to rub together.
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Posted by Jeitarium on 08-27-2008 04:03 AM:

"DON'T YOU BELIEVE IN FREEDOM?"

I love that shit


Posted by Large Filipino on 08-27-2008 04:38 AM:

http://cbs4denver.com/video/?id=45884@kcnc.dayport.com


YEA!!!!

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Posted by Large Filipino on 08-27-2008 06:15 AM:

oh noes.

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Posted by mmmtravis on 08-27-2008 06:24 AM:

I think if Obama were to eat a fetus on stage on Thursday, he would win for sure!

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Posted by Large Filipino on 08-27-2008 06:50 AM:

Hell yea!

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Posted by Mugtoe on 08-27-2008 07:56 PM:

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quote:
Originally posted by Smug Git
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Posted by Mordecai on 08-27-2008 09:30 PM:

Man, I've been in the springs, missing all the fun.

That video was hilarious, I haven't seen fox news in so long I'd forgotten how shitty it was.

-m

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Posted by Large Filipino on 08-29-2008 04:00 AM:

WOW.

The Obama speech was pretty amazing.

Now it gets entertaining.

I want to see McCain come back to that.

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Posted by Large Filipino on 08-29-2008 05:18 AM:

God approves Barrack Obama because the weather was perfect.

I bet that McCain will see rain because God cries when McCain speaks.

Wait.

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Posted by SimpleSimon on 08-29-2008 11:22 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Large Filipino
God approves Barrack Obama because the weather was perfect.

I bet that McCain will see rain because God cries when McCain speaks.

Wait.

Who is it that is the "Prince of the Power of the Air"?


Posted by wonderaz on 08-29-2008 12:14 PM:

Santa Claus


Posted by Pianomahnn on 08-29-2008 12:43 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Large Filipino
WOW.

The Obama speech was pretty amazing.

Now it gets entertaining.

I want to see McCain come back to that.


I'm more interested in the debates. Hopefully they're allowed to engage a debate format that doesn't suck balls. But my guess is the McCain camp won't allow any topic that is too difficult for the old fuck to understand. Agenda items: Matlock, defending one's lawn, importance of afternoon naps.


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