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Posted by Danielle on 01-23-2009 07:59 AM:

Ridiculous

http://www.pjstar.com/archive/x6268...tolen-in-Peoria

The father of one of my best friends house got burgled for the second time in a month. He had a lot of guns, and some feel that he should be punished for the guns getting stolen and possibly put back out on the streets.

The guys had been watching them for awhile, the second time they broke in, one of the dumb fuck idiots pissed in the backyard. We also had a hellacious snow recently, and the idiots left a trail of footprints leading to a neighbors house.

Is it right for a man to be punished for someone stealing weapons from their own home? Apparently one idiot thinks so.


Posted by SocialParasite on 01-23-2009 08:06 AM:

Should have kept them locked. Bonus points for keeping them loaded and unsecured.

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Posted by Danielle on 01-23-2009 08:09 AM:

they were in a locked gun cabinet...the guys tried carrying the gun cabinet out, moved it a few feet, then pussed out and smashed it open.


Posted by SocialParasite on 01-23-2009 08:13 AM:

Then I guess he's learned a valuable lesson.

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Posted by Danielle on 01-23-2009 08:17 AM:

yep. the lesson is....don't live in the ghetto


Posted by skalie on 01-23-2009 08:19 AM:

uh huh


Posted by Large Filipino on 01-23-2009 12:52 PM:

Where is Horachio when you need him?

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Posted by PNG on 01-23-2009 01:06 PM:

thats fucking scary, i would re consider if i have the opportunity to move some other neighborhood

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Posted by billgerat on 01-23-2009 01:14 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Large Filipino
Where is Horachio when you need him?


Where is a Hooked on Foniks book when you need one?
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Posted by Large Filipino on 01-23-2009 01:41 PM:

Fonics.

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I would throw it in a Orangutan enclosure
And watch the orgy.


Posted by torque on 01-23-2009 03:42 PM:

There's always some tard that thinks the victim of gun thefts is always to blame no matter what steps were taken. They are usually broke-wrist liberals.

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Posted by Hawley Griffin on 01-23-2009 03:59 PM:

those who think otherwise are usualy far right tyrants

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Posted by skalie on 01-23-2009 04:23 PM:

Torque the super sniper, when are you coming back to the 'dam ?


Posted by J E B Stuart on 01-21-2018 07:26 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Danielle
yep. the lesson is....don't live in the ghetto

Happy Birthday, Danielle!

Okay. You say the ghetto’s out. Well, I used to live in a shithole and I rather enjoyed it. Does that count?

Amen.
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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 01-22-2018 02:13 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by J E B Stuart
Happy Birthday, Danielle!

Okay. You say the ghetto’s out. Well, I used to live in a shithole and I rather enjoyed it. Does that count?

Amen.


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Posted by J E B Stuart on 01-23-2018 04:03 PM:

That’s the absurdity of it, Herk. One doesn’t have to go outside the USA to have the shithole experience. I have no doubt our resident authority on all things American - yes, the one, the only, the Dencey Dane - deems the USA prime shithole. And when the Dane speaks, disagreement is futile.

Thusly, would The Dane sayeth.

Amen.

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 01-23-2018 07:03 PM:

And, above all else, I have my precious shithole memories, which not even a whole legion of Danes can ever take them from me, nyah, nyah, nyah!

Alzheimer’s, on the other hand ....

Amen.

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