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Posted by creepy uncle on 02-01-2009 11:56 AM:

i have sand in my butt


today i went to the beach again, as it was perfect weather.
it got to about 35C which to me is ideal.

i went back to warnbro sound, the same as last time because goddamn it, it's a fucking great beach.





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Posted by creepy uncle on 02-01-2009 11:59 AM:

no friends





the parasailing crew were out in force



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Posted by creepy uncle on 02-01-2009 12:12 PM:

i think this is a tavern/hotel, i'm not sure. love the stonework though.





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Posted by creepy uncle on 02-01-2009 12:19 PM:

spider intermission:

this fucker is living in my garage.







it's not really the biggest huntsman spider, as you can see. next to the powerpoint it isn't so impressive.

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Posted by creepy uncle on 02-01-2009 12:27 PM:

about 10km north of warnbro sound beach is 'point peron'. most children in perth have spent at least one set of school holidays staying at the various camps there.
i wonder how many of them were sexually abused, whilst in the care of scout leaders?. i remember staying there once as part of a group of cubs (scouts, but younger and tighter), and i had a horrible time. i think i got food poisoning and vaguely remember one of the older boys playing with himself.

point peron is basically a bunch of limestone cliffs and caves.





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Posted by creepy uncle on 02-01-2009 12:30 PM:

salty tidal pool goodness









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Posted by creepy uncle on 02-01-2009 12:37 PM:



there was an observation bridge that jutted out on top of the hill above the cliffs.
the effect of sea water and it's corrosive properties on steel were uppermost in my mind as i
gingerly made my way out onto it. right at the end you could feel the fucking thing sway like
shoreleave sailor at closing time.



my mangled corpse would've ended up on those rocks if the bridge collapsed.





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Posted by creepy uncle on 02-01-2009 12:43 PM:

whilst standing on the bridge i spied on the opposite hill what appeared to be an old military
observation post/pillbox.



what looked like a satellite dish from a distance turned out to be nothing of the sort.



i could have crawled inside the thing, but i'm too fat and too old to be pissing about like that.





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Posted by creepy uncle on 02-01-2009 12:52 PM:

i'm not allowed to post my cock, even though it's beautiful.





on the way home i passed through the shitty industrial area of kwinana. this grain terminal is quite impressive. apparently there are lots of snapper to catch out there as they're attracted to the grain and it acts like berley.
not sure about the mercury and other carcinogens in the local fish though, as there is lots of heavy industry all along that part of the coast.







why do they build this shit on the coast?



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Posted by wonderaz on 02-01-2009 12:55 PM:

Because the ships would have a hard time getting to them otherwise?

You do live in a cool area.

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Posted by creepy uncle on 02-01-2009 01:06 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by wonderaz
Because the ships would have a hard time getting to them otherwise?

You do live in a cool area.


i meant the petro-chemical plants. the grain terminal i understand and don't mind.
perth is fucked in alot of ways. we have alot of industrial plants that could be inland, sitting right on prime coastal land.
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Posted by Large Filipino on 02-01-2009 03:22 PM:

HEY! When I clicked on this thread I expected to see sand in your butt!
You have failed me.
And you could have covered up more of your beautifulness so it can have the illusion of length.

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And watch the orgy.


Posted by creepy uncle on 02-01-2009 03:32 PM:

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Posted by ignatz mouse on 02-02-2009 10:07 AM:

I wonder if the cock rock had fun with the hole when you went to have a piss.


Posted by creepy uncle on 02-02-2009 10:09 AM:

i was wondering if anyone would notice the limestone genitals, and you didn't let me down. you must have a filthy mind.

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Posted by ignatz mouse on 02-02-2009 10:42 AM:

My filthy mind is stuck on that white bulbous suction thingy.


Posted by skalie on 02-02-2009 05:38 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by creepy uncle
i'm not allowed to post my cock, even though it's beautiful.





Wow, cruncle, your beautiful cock must be almost three finger widths long.


Posted by Cherry Yidaki on 02-02-2009 11:51 PM:

But, do you have sand in your twitter?


Posted by creepy uncle on 02-03-2009 07:29 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by skalie
Wow, cruncle, your beautiful cock must be almost three finger widths long.



3 fingers width and the head is at least 2.
it also doubles in size when angry. i could fill your bitch mouth no problems.
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Posted by creepy uncle on 02-03-2009 07:30 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Cherry Yidaki
But, do you have sand in your twitter?

the sand over here is pretty fine, so yeah. i still have sand in my fricken ears from the beach.
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