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Posted by bacidath on 09-11-2009 02:09 AM:

no smoke

4 days without a cig... 3pack of camel wides a day to zero... no gum no patch no nothing... how did you quit and how did you stay quit? need help as I am going to be in reno next week working in a casino for 8 days.

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Posted by lucidnightmare on 09-11-2009 02:11 AM:

Get some gum. There is no need to suffer.

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Posted by GimpyDivo on 09-11-2009 03:25 AM:

if you keep crying like a bitch youre going to fail and relapse. its a conscious decision to redefine cigarettes as a filthy smelly disease causing tube of carcinogenic chemicals instead of a tasty tube of calming good times. also, once you identify the triggers and recognize the circumstances that set them off you can avoid them.

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Posted by billgerat on 09-11-2009 03:47 AM:

I just decided by that phase that I didn't need them anymore, so I refused to let myself smoke another one.

If you go to a casino, go to the non-smoking section. At least my casino has one. If not, don't go.

And stay out of bars for a few months. That is where your greatest temptation will be.

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Posted by Muffy on 09-11-2009 03:48 AM:

I haven't managed to give up myself - so if you work out the secret, make sure you share.

From what I've heard you've basically just got to suffer through the withdrawal - do what you can to distract yourself, and stay away from activities that make you smoke (like going to the pub).

Good luck.

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Posted by Large Filipino on 09-11-2009 04:09 AM:

RIP OPEN YOUR CHEST THEN SEW IT BACK TOGETHER WITH A FUCKING STAPLE GUN!!!!!

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Posted by jeremy_binx on 09-11-2009 05:14 AM:

you have to believe in yourself man!...... you need to reach deep into the soul and use the force.....the power that governs your decisions in common sense situations for example if you were standing too close to a cliff side you would want to be careful.....if that doesn't help........your fucked.........

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Posted by SimpleSimon on 09-11-2009 05:21 AM:

Avoiding the casino isn't an option for him - it's where his job is.


Posted by billgerat on 09-11-2009 06:00 AM:

Well, if he can't avoid the casino, then either stay in a low/no smoke area, or get some nicotine gum to chew while at work.

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Posted by Trenchant_Troll on 09-11-2009 06:05 AM:

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Posted by Large Filipino on 09-11-2009 06:30 AM:

In Colorado the casino's are non smoking.

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Posted by creepy uncle on 09-11-2009 07:31 AM:

swap cigs for cock and keep on smoking.

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Posted by Rokkr on 09-11-2009 11:04 AM:

I smoked over 35 years.
I tried quitting cold turkey many times and failed every time.
I used to sneer at the patch, but I used them and they worked amazingly well.
They reduced the horrible, irresistible cravings to a manageable level.
3 and half years later, I never even think of smoking.

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Posted by Pinecrika on 09-11-2009 03:15 PM:

When I got back from camping, I quit. I made it two days.... I'm sure if I had my laptop it would have been more, as that gave me something to do...


Back to chain smoking the Camel filters....

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Posted by buddha's penis on 09-11-2009 03:28 PM:

3 packs of camel wides? fuck. that's intense. i've never really tried to quit, i just stop smoking when i drink all my money. i figure otherwise i just have to keep busy and not hang around my house reading and playing guitar, but that's probably not true and i will surely come to terms with my actual addiction shortly. when i do try to quit, the fact that i have not smoking 3 packs of camel wides a day will be a big help i think.


Posted by Pinecrika on 09-11-2009 03:37 PM:

Boredom is the biggest killer...... But I can only clean the house so much...

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Posted by Coincidence on 09-11-2009 03:41 PM:

quote:
Officer Robert Keetch said he had to do a double take after seeing the little girl driving. "There were two white knuckles and a little head popping over the stearing wheel," he said.

The woman was sitting in the passenger seat, laughing, when a patrol officer pulled her over, said police. The mother told the Officer Keetch that she was teaching her daughter how to drive.

"Mom made me drive because she was sleepy," the girl told police.

Then police say the aunt asked her niece, "Was your mom smoking that stinky stuff again?" The girl replied "yes," say police.

The woman is being held in Chester County Prison on child endangerment, corruption of a minor and reckless endangerment charges. She will not be charged with driving under the influence because she was not the person driving the car.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32778137
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Posted by Muffy on 09-11-2009 10:19 PM:

I should probably try this giving up smoking thing. I brought some *real* cigarettes yesterday because I left my tobacco at work. Smoked them last night while getting entirely too drunk. Feel like shit this morning. Damn I hate those things. Tobacco just feels cleaner. Now I have an annoying wheezy cough and my lungs feel stuffed with cotton wool. Smoking is evil.

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Posted by DRZ400 on 09-11-2009 10:39 PM:

Well give up then you daft bint!!

although I've put on half a stone, even though I've been exercising my arse off.


Posted by Large Filipino on 09-11-2009 11:27 PM:

Buy this.

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I would throw it in a Orangutan enclosure
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Posted by Large Filipino on 09-11-2009 11:29 PM:

Then when you are craving a smoke take your shirt off pull that out,yell CLEAR and fire away pressing down on your chest .

It works every time.

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I would throw it in a Orangutan enclosure
And watch the orgy.


Posted by Muffy on 09-11-2009 11:33 PM:

I don't think Crika would like my boobs covered with staples.

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Posted by Sookee on 09-11-2009 11:39 PM:

I still pick up a smoke every now and then, it's a social thing.


Posted by creepy uncle on 09-11-2009 11:44 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Sookee
I still pick up a smoke every now and then, it's a stress thing.


fixed.
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Posted by Sookee on 09-11-2009 11:45 PM:

yeah. That's more like it..


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