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Posted by <clever name> on 04-12-2010 05:41 AM:

How many Pollocks....

I'm surprised I haven't seen this on the board yet.
The president of Poland along with quite a few other officials and big wigs were killed the other day in a plane wreck - 96 in total.
Here's the link-
http://www.examiner.com/x-3122-Chic...ian-plane-crash

I'm really hoping for some good jokes.

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Posted by Coincidence on 04-12-2010 06:54 AM:

If anything I feel a slight tingle of satisfaction. I blame liberal consumer culture.

But it is a huge story.

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Posted by Mordecai on 04-12-2010 07:24 AM:

I was expecting jokes about Jackson.

So sad.

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Posted by ignatz mouse on 04-12-2010 07:27 AM:

Polacks. Pollocks are fish.


Posted by billgerat on 04-12-2010 07:29 AM:

It's Pollacks, you pollack.

Pollack

To make a really stupid comment. Comes from the famous comment made by Slovackian althlete James Pollack in the 1800's where he asked 'how can I tell it's daytime?'.

Jesus, I can't believe you just said that, that's a proper Pollack comment.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pollack

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Posted by Coincidence on 04-12-2010 07:42 AM:

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Posted by ignatz mouse on 04-12-2010 07:57 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by billgerat
It's Pollacks, you pollack.




ORLY?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polack


Posted by PNG on 04-12-2010 10:49 AM:

"i've known everyone who has died on that plane" - a polish citizen

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Posted by billgerat on 04-12-2010 01:16 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by ignatz mouse
ORLY?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polack



Oh, don't be a polack. You didn't notice the smiley at the end?
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Posted by skalie on 04-12-2010 01:38 PM:

Heh ?, no poal ?


Posted by billgerat on 04-12-2010 02:15 PM:

Ever since the mods restricted LF from making poals, it's been great.

Or are you a poalack?

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Posted by Large Filipino on 04-12-2010 03:23 PM:

DON'T BE SO HAPPY HAHAHAHAHA

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Posted by Aydin on 04-12-2010 06:27 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by billgerat
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pollack


Urbandictionary is about as reliable a source as...well, most of your sources.
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Posted by lucidnightmare on 04-12-2010 06:28 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by ignatz mouse
Polacks. Pollocks are fish.


LMAO
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Posted by Coincidence on 04-12-2010 07:05 PM:

Ho ho ho.

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Posted by lucidnightmare on 04-12-2010 07:08 PM:

One was being flown by someone trying to crash land it. Level it out. probally dumped all the fuel. The other was being flown nose first into the ground at top speed.

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Posted by Coincidence on 04-12-2010 07:11 PM:

I'm so glad you can tell me these things.

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Posted by lucidnightmare on 04-12-2010 07:12 PM:

No problem.

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