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Posted by Large Filipino on 10-22-2010 10:32 PM:

My med minder

Today is friday.
I just took my meds.
I am awesome.
I hope I didn't fucking take it this morning.
But for now on
I'll be good.
All because of the asylum.

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Posted by Aydin on 10-23-2010 02:33 AM:

If you don't notice a difference within 24 hours, they're probably not that important.

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Posted by Large Filipino on 10-23-2010 02:35 AM:

One is for Diabetes. One is for high blood pressure. One is for Cholesterol. Then I take fish oil. And an aspirin. And some red wine.

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Posted by cruncle on 10-23-2010 03:32 AM:

what you should really be taking, is that fucking motor off your bike. get fit and you'll only have the diabeetus to worry about.

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Posted by Large Filipino on 10-23-2010 03:41 AM:

But I ride to Bally's then use the recumbent stationary there.

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Posted by cruncle on 10-23-2010 03:57 AM:

i just ate a packet of chocolate biscuits.

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Posted by Large Filipino on 10-24-2010 04:09 AM:

Holy Shit! Thanks to the Asylum I just discovered that I actually DID NOT take my meds today!
So I will take it now.
Excuse me...
Yes.
This is Saturday...

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Posted by cruncle on 10-24-2010 09:40 AM:

pearly penile papules.

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Posted by Mordecai on 10-24-2010 08:29 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by cruncle
what you should really be taking, is that fucking motor off your bike. get fit and you'll only have the diabeetus to worry about.


Again.
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Posted by Large Filipino on 10-25-2010 03:28 AM:

Okay! Damn it. Right now though I'm too fat.
When I get this thing figured out....
Will now take my meds.
Excuse me...
Yes!
Today is the day of the Sun.

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Posted by Large Filipino on 10-26-2010 05:45 AM:

I nearly forgot today.
Damn.
Monday.
Good Night Asylum!

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Posted by Large Filipino on 10-27-2010 10:36 AM:

Fuck. I forgot.

Leg cramp.

Taking now.

Counting this as tuesday.

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Posted by cruncle on 10-27-2010 11:17 AM:

elephants never forget.

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Posted by Large Filipino on 10-28-2010 05:56 AM:

Yes but can he pick stuff up?
I bet he can't.
I would win.

Wednesday.
I took my meds.
Yay!

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Posted by Large Filipino on 10-29-2010 05:13 AM:

Thursday!
Meds!
This is awesome.

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Posted by GimpyDivo on 10-29-2010 11:19 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Large Filipino
One is for Diabetes. One is for high blood pressure. One is for Cholesterol. Then I take fish oil. And an aspirin. And some red wine.
stop being fat and quit eating shit foods and i guarantee you will not need these meds anymore. you flips dont have the genetics required to handle white people food. eskimos and canadian indians (essentially the same race) have the same problems so its not just your racial background.
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Posted by Large Filipino on 10-29-2010 11:24 PM:

But they are my friends. They talk to me.

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Posted by Large Filipino on 10-30-2010 03:44 AM:

Was invited to see a buddy's Reggae band tonight. But I have my boys. Don't think they can handle the environment. So here I am like every Friday night at home with my boys.
Taking meds now.
Friday.

Here's that band.

http://www.iriestill.com/

The singer is my old friend.

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Posted by Aydin on 10-30-2010 04:36 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by GimpyDivo
stop being fat and quit eating shit foods and i guarantee you will not need these meds anymore. you flips dont have the genetics required to handle white people food.


Apparently most white people don't have the genetics to handle white people food. (whatever that is)
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Posted by Dingle on 10-30-2010 05:25 AM:

fsadf

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Posted by GimpyDivo on 10-30-2010 02:47 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Aydin
Apparently most white people don't have the genetics to handle white people food. (whatever that is)
heres how it breaks down....eskimos have basically evolved for thousands of years to survive on blubber and protein (pretty much an atkins diet). here comes white man with potato chips and fire water and their system gets fuckered from the excess carbs and booze. fatness, diabetes and an earlier grave soon follow. indians are of the same stock having migrated to warmer lands after figuring out that living in snow sucks shit.

i have theories that polynesians (flips and the like) came from the americas as opposed from asia.
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Posted by GimpyDivo on 10-30-2010 02:48 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Large Filipino
But they are my friends. They talk to me.
die then, fatty. im just showing you the door its up to you to walk thru it. im sure your new grandchild will understand that you would rather eat doritos and die and early death than see it get married.
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Posted by Aydin on 10-30-2010 04:14 PM:

Filipinos aren't Polynesians, they're Austronesians (with some European and Chinese mixed in). Austronesians came from Taiwan. Arctic people have very different diets from Native Americans of more temperate climes, despite shared ancestry. Climate and lifestyle have a lot more to do with what foods our bodies can use than genetics. Or are you implying that human races should be redesignated as "Ricer, Beaner, Porker, et al."?

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Posted by Large Filipino on 10-31-2010 03:55 AM:

I had a honey crisp apple today. Earlier it was a Granola cereal breakfast. Lunch was a salad. And a pork chop for dinner.
But that lemon cream pie is talking to me.
NO! I'm gonna eat some frozen grapes.
Fuck it. Gonna take my meds now.
Saturday.
Thanks for caring Gimpy.

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Posted by GimpyDivo on 10-31-2010 06:03 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Large Filipino
I had a honey crisp apple today. Earlier it was a Granola cereal breakfast. Lunch was a salad. And a pork chop for dinner.
But that lemon cream pie is talking to me.
NO! I'm gonna eat some frozen grapes.
Fuck it. Gonna take my meds now.
Saturday.
Thanks for caring Gimpy.

honey crisp apple: not bad
granola cereal: full of sugar
salad: probably had fatty dressing on it
pork chop: fattiest of the meats
lemon cream pie: full of sugar

fail.
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