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Posted by Tefl on 09-28-2012 02:59 PM:

I'm going to blow away in a gentle breeze

I've always been a skinny fucker but these last couple months have scared me a bit. I've went from the steady 128 I've been since highschool (20 years now) down to just 113. Four pounds of that in just the last week.

I'm beginning to freak out. This has me worried.


Posted by PNG on 09-28-2012 03:02 PM:

i blame the ginger hair (extreme sex and the intestine worms

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Posted by Tefl on 09-28-2012 03:05 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by PNG
i blame the ginger hair (extreme sex and the intestine worms


I'm not red headed, having extreme sex requires getting laid, and I'm pretty sure about the no worms thing.


Posted by PNG on 09-28-2012 03:10 PM:

you were never red head? i remember you as one... hmm get another diagnosis.

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Posted by Tefl on 09-28-2012 03:11 PM:

Nope. I've been brown headed since I was shat out.


Posted by karen on 09-28-2012 03:21 PM:

thyroid maybe?


Posted by retroguy_fawkes on 09-28-2012 03:24 PM:

I think it's a couple of different parasites. One of which being a Hamplanetus-Grossmite.

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Posted by Tefl on 09-28-2012 03:32 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by karen
thyroid maybe?


I've actually considered that. My sister does have problems with hers.

Mostly I think it's just food. Namely, just not enough calories. Most of what I've been eating is vegetables but not by choice. Pickings have been slim of late.


Posted by karen on 09-28-2012 03:34 PM:

get thee to a jar of peanut butter, good sir.


Posted by FuhQall on 09-28-2012 03:34 PM:

Eat your cats.

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Posted by fubar on 09-28-2012 03:36 PM:

If you're low on protein, you could go the Aydin route.

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Posted by FuhQall on 09-28-2012 03:37 PM:

Yeah, blow your cats, then eat them!

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Posted by Tefl on 09-28-2012 03:39 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by karen
get thee to a jar of peanut butter, good sir.


That's just more vegetables.


Posted by FuhQall on 09-28-2012 03:42 PM:

Does weight loss affect your IQ.?

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Posted by retroguy_fawkes on 09-28-2012 03:42 PM:

I think this shit is still on sale for $10, and the shaker I have is on sale for $6.


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Posted by karen on 09-28-2012 03:43 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Tefl
That's just more vegetables.


cats it is, then.


Posted by Tefl on 09-28-2012 03:50 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by retroguy_fawkes
I think this shit is still on sale for $10, and the shaker I have is on sale for $6.


I know, I know. When I get some bucks freed up I'm going to get that or something like it. (Or failing anything a goddamned bucket of lard and a table spoon.)

But in that lies the rub. You know what the situation is. Soon as it lands in one hand it flies out the other twice as fast. And tends to fly faster and faster the more time rolls on.

Anyone that doesn't think that there isn't a depression on is living in a dream world.


Posted by FuhQall on 09-28-2012 03:53 PM:

You may have just outlived your usefulness, and this is the conclusion.

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Posted by DRZ on 09-28-2012 03:55 PM:

Drink booze, it's fun + it turns you into a fat fuck in no time.


Posted by Tefl on 09-28-2012 03:58 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by FuhQall
You may have just outlived your usefulness, and this is the conclusion.


Heh. I rewatched a classic Twilight Zone earlier about that very thing. Quoted it in my sig too. Good stuff.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Obsolete_Man


quote:
Originally posted by DRZ
Drink booze, it's fun + it turns you into a fat fuck in no time.


I'd have to make my own pinecone liqueur for that.


Posted by rust on 09-28-2012 05:16 PM:

I'm 6'3 218lbs.
Wanna trade?


Posted by Large Filipino on 09-28-2012 06:32 PM:

I'm 5'8 and 280.

Do YOU wanna trade?

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Posted by DRZ on 09-28-2012 06:33 PM:

6'2 and 175 ...... No.


Posted by Large Filipino on 09-28-2012 06:37 PM:

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Posted by Mordecai on 09-28-2012 06:37 PM:

Beans and rice.

No, it won't help you pack on weight, but if you buy large (and I do mean large) quantities it's cheap and should provide enough calories to keep you from losing more.

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