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Posted by creepy uncle on 02-26-2013 11:23 PM:

The look of horror on her face...

...as I negotiated the corner in my ute, and proceeded to drive over her iphone. Whoops.

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Posted by FuhQall on 02-26-2013 11:39 PM:

I once took a corner at 50mph, a cop stopped me 100m later and told me to put it back.

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Posted by FuhQall on 02-26-2013 11:40 PM:

I just saw a tall girl outside my window, I knew she was tall because I live on the third floor.

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Posted by FuhQall on 02-26-2013 11:42 PM:

I was at the beach yesterday and I got held up by a girl in a bikini, she pointed two 38's at me and demanded cash, I was really scared because she had a knife.

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Posted by FuhQall on 02-26-2013 11:45 PM:

I was walking around with a shoe going, "squeak, squeak, squeak", until someone told me to shut up and put down the shoe.

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Posted by Coincidence on 02-27-2013 11:56 AM:

What are you finished already?

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