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Posted by creepy uncle on 01-20-2014 11:44 AM:

Tasmania 2014

I spent 2 weeks in Tasmania recently. I arrived on the 30th of December and had a jolly good time...

Leaving, on a jet plane..

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Posted by creepy uncle on 01-20-2014 11:47 AM:

I managed to time my trip to coincide with both the Sydney to Hobart yacht race and the 'taste of Tasmania' food festival. Wild oats won the race, and promptly fucked off after 2 days. The rest of the flotilla stayed for about a week, which is customary.

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Posted by creepy uncle on 01-20-2014 11:49 AM:

I bought a ticket to win this beautiful handbuilt Huon pine boat. Valued at about 22k.

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Posted by creepy uncle on 01-20-2014 11:49 AM:

Some of the yachts in Constitution dock.

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Posted by creepy uncle on 01-20-2014 11:52 AM:

Being an isolated state with excellent growing soils allows Tasmania to produce some of the best foods on the planet with full organic credentials.
The oysters are sublime.

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Posted by creepy uncle on 01-20-2014 11:53 AM:

I've been nonplussed about the salty little snots in the past, but this trip has opened my eyes to the glory of freshly shucked oysters with lemon juice. $14 a dozen, which is very reasonable.

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Posted by creepy uncle on 01-20-2014 12:05 PM:

The east coast of Australia is currently employing daylight saving. The fireworks on NYE (kiddy version) had to start at 9:30pm because it was still light.



Mum and I took in the early show and then she left me to my own devices at the pub.

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Posted by Trenchant_Troll on 01-20-2014 12:07 PM:

Oysters are awesome.

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Posted by creepy uncle on 01-20-2014 12:08 PM:

Tassy has some draconian liquor licensing laws. Pubs shut at 12pm without exception. Luckily I grabbed a fresh pint at 10 to, and was able to ring in the new year with a cold ale. I had a fairly subdued NYE and was home by 1am.

The next day I spent some time checking out the taste of Tasmania.

You can charter this ship if that's your thing.

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Posted by creepy uncle on 01-20-2014 12:09 PM:

Hey Santa...

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Posted by creepy uncle on 01-20-2014 12:10 PM:

Tasmania prides itself on its green credentials and does the recycling thing really well.

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Posted by Coincidence on 01-20-2014 02:42 PM:

Nice pics. I never tried oysters.

But I had slugs once, does that count?

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Posted by creepy uncle on 01-20-2014 09:19 PM:

Slug is slang for penis. So no.

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Posted by Coincidence on 01-20-2014 09:52 PM:

I guess learning never stops.

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Posted by creepy uncle on 01-23-2014 10:36 AM:

Hobart was rocking out with lots of activities and street performers to coincide with the Taste of Tasmania.
This duo of silver people were really, really good. The man had insane balance skills and must have been covered in something slippery, as his glass ball was doing cray cray shit. The creepy girl on stilts following him added to the Lynchness of it all. I'm guessing the council was paying them to perform.

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Posted by creepy uncle on 01-23-2014 10:51 AM:

The park had a mobile tv to watch the cricket, and haybales to sit on.

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Posted by creepy uncle on 01-23-2014 11:19 AM:

Balloon girl was brain-meltingly adorable. She had a sexy Canadian accent and the dexterity of her hands made my cock twitch with fuck-tourettes. I'm pretty sure she was one of the hippy chicks that hang out at a place south of Hobart called Cygnet. Mr Freign would do well there, in fact I'm sure he could propagate his own cult with his musical skills and sexual voodoo alone.

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Posted by creepy uncle on 01-23-2014 11:22 AM:

Day 3 of my stay had us travelling west to New Norfolk to feed the ducks and see the oldest inn in Tasmania. My mum has stayed there with husband 2.0



From there it was on to Russell falls...

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Posted by creepy uncle on 01-23-2014 11:25 AM:

We stopped to grab some berries from one of the many roadside stalls that pop up all across the state. Tassy has berries I've never even heard of - these were 'youngberries'. Were they delicious?
Does your mother suck cock in bus stations?

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Posted by creepy uncle on 01-23-2014 11:28 AM:

Russell falls.



It was blowing a fucking gale and I managed to get something right in my goddamn fucking eye as I walked to the waterfall. It hurt like a cunt and spoiled my day. Pretty sure it scratched my cornea. You're lucky I even took any photos...

The top of Russell falls.



Lucky for me mum is a former nurse. We bought some honey and that night I put some in my inflamed eye and it was back to normal next morning. Honey is magical shit.

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Posted by creepy uncle on 01-23-2014 11:31 AM:

If you can be fucked walking a little further, Horseshoe falls is nearby.

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Posted by Tuba on 01-28-2014 01:30 PM:

Does your mum have a map of Tassie? Can you post it?

Tassie is awesome IMO. Would like one day to go back there and do it on a bike. Weird though for Aus, had snow on Mt Nelson in November.

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Posted by Coincidence on 01-28-2014 03:11 PM:

Honey, remember to read Royal Jelly by Roald Dahl.

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Posted by creepy uncle on 01-28-2014 09:31 PM:

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Posted by Trenchant_Troll on 01-28-2014 09:35 PM:

Fantastic photos, Cruncle! [p]'s

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