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Posted by magnolia on 10-17-2014 03:44 AM:

paying $100k for pussy

what would you do?

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Posted by creepy uncle on 10-17-2014 04:10 AM:

I'd only go 3K I reckon...

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Posted by mattdk on 10-17-2014 04:53 AM:

In before-

God damn it


Posted by Muffy on 10-17-2014 05:52 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by creepy uncle
I'd only go 3K I reckon...
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Posted by Pinecrika on 10-17-2014 09:29 AM:

I voted no without reading the story. In hindsight, I suppose I would if the kid liked the cat (and wasn't a psychokid) The 19 year old is fucking off over seas and 100k is a lot of cheddar.

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Posted by FuhQall on 10-17-2014 09:38 AM:

I was offered 1,000 euros for one of my lambs, based only on his build and potential breeding quality. I had no hesitation what so ever about selling the little fella. He was a bottle fed lamb so behaved like a puppy.
If someone came along and offered me 100k to crush its skull with a brick while fucking it, I would probably do it. It's nice to be paid for stuff you never ordinarily get paid to do.

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Posted by Tuba on 10-17-2014 09:39 AM:

$US100,000 for a cat?

Are you people insane? Bye bye kitty. I dont care if it belonged to my 3 yr old daughter and she loved it. "Shut up, you never taw a puddy tat. Now go to your ro...wait you dont have a room either HAHAHAH!"

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Posted by Pinecrika on 10-17-2014 09:44 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by FuhQall

If someone came along and offered me 100k to crush its skull with a brick while fucking it, I would probably do it. It's nice to be paid for stuff you never ordinarily get paid to do.



I really have no comeback for that.
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Posted by FuhQall on 10-17-2014 10:11 AM:

Really, you live in NZ and you can't think of anything? Isn't it the national pastime?

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Posted by Pinecrika on 10-17-2014 10:14 AM:

Its one of those statements that is neither right nor wrong.

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Posted by creepy uncle on 10-17-2014 10:15 AM:

Apparently if you kill someone/thing whilst fucking it, the death grip is exquisite on one's member.
I would say armed with that knowledge (as well as a brick), FuhQall would fuckkill his lamb for loose change.

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Posted by FuhQall on 10-17-2014 10:16 AM:

possibly for less.

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Posted by Pinecrika on 10-17-2014 10:19 AM:

See? No right or wrong, ergo, no comeback.

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Posted by Coincidence on 10-17-2014 12:47 PM:

That's one of them indecent proposals.

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Posted by FuhQall on 10-17-2014 12:55 PM:

Yuk, who on earth would bonk Demi when there are sheep-o-plenty.

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Posted by magnolia on 10-17-2014 11:35 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Tuba
$US100,000 for a cat?

Are you people insane? Bye bye kitty. I dont care if it belonged to my 3 yr old daughter and she loved it. "Shut up, you never taw a puddy tat. Now go to your ro...wait you dont have a room either HAHAHAH!"

as it just so happens, the story originates in australia.

it's YOU people who are insane.
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Posted by Tuba on 10-18-2014 01:01 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by magnolia
as it just so happens, the story originates in australia.

it's YOU people who are insane.


Yeah I read that, by you people I meant people of the asylum... which in and of itself was redundant.
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Posted by Dacarlo on 10-20-2014 01:44 AM:

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 07-23-2018 02:44 AM:

Re: paying $100k for pussy

quote:
Originally posted by magnolia
what would you do?
Mags, to this day I don’t understand the complete failure of any of the posters to pose the ultimate question begged by this thread. So, I will:

How much would you take for YOUR pussy?

Amen.
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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 07-23-2018 02:06 PM:

I saw that cat being sold at a slave auction yesterday.

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 07-23-2018 07:27 PM:

How much did it bring?

Amen.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 07-26-2018 04:47 PM:

A slave should never be referred to as "it".

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 07-28-2018 05:32 PM:

Pardon me, kind sir. Please allow me to try again: How much did it pay for that pussy in the window at the slave auction?

Amen.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 07-28-2018 07:15 PM:

I lost the receipt.

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 07-29-2018 01:40 AM:

Must be good pussy.

Amen.

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