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Posted by skinny on 01-09-2015 08:38 PM:

big toenails???? how big

mine hurt my bum?????

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Posted by skinny on 01-09-2015 08:39 PM:

no probs skalie but trouble at home, hust call me in Y O!!

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Posted by skalie on 01-09-2015 09:04 PM:

Are you ok old chap ?


Posted by J E B Stuart on 04-13-2015 03:37 AM:

This coulda been THE thread that changed the world, but skinny fucked it up.

Sumbitch.

Amen.

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 04-14-2015 02:45 AM:

This thread needs its own official song:



Amen.

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Posted by theMAC on 04-17-2015 11:12 PM:

if it's about a toe nail in the ass then I recommend this song

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Posted by SimpleSimon on 04-17-2015 11:19 PM:

Re: big toenails???? how big

quote:
Originally posted by skinny
mine hurt my bum?????
Pics or it is just hyperbole.


Posted by J E B Stuart on 04-18-2015 06:27 AM:

"Toenails smell, man!" and other incisive commentary ...

The action starts at about 4:49:



Amen.

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 04-19-2015 04:25 PM:

You, too, can have big toenails like skinny:



Amen.

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Posted by Coincidence on 04-20-2015 10:33 AM:

This subject was mythologized to let human minds deal with reality.

"In Norse mythology, Naglfar or Naglfari (Old Norse "nail ship") is a boat made entirely from the fingernails and toenails of the dead. During the events of Ragnark, Naglfar is foretold to sail to Vgrr, ferrying hordes that will there battle with the gods. Naglfar is attested in the Poetic Edda, compiled in the 13th century from earlier traditional sources, and the Prose Edda, written in the 13th century by Snorri Sturluson. The boat itself has been connected by scholars with a larger pattern of ritual hair and nail disposal among Indo-Europeans-"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naglfar

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 04-21-2015 02:06 AM:



Amen.

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 04-25-2015 11:05 PM:



Amen.

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 04-30-2015 05:47 AM:

Toe No Woe Woe



Amen.

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 06-19-2015 08:17 AM:

Saw this thread 'n' got a hankerin' fer a toe tune:



Amen.

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 06-23-2015 03:36 AM:



Amen.

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" Future years will never know the seething hell and the black infernal background of countless minor scenes and interiors, (not the official surface courteousness of the Generals, not the few great battles) of the Secession war; and it is best they should not�the real war will never get in the books." ~ Walt Whitman


Posted by J E B Stuart on 08-18-2015 05:40 AM:

Re: big toenails???? how big

quote:
Originally posted by skinny
mine hurt my bum?????

The boy with big toenails:



Amen.
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Posted by J E B Stuart on 08-22-2015 04:59 AM:



Amen.

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Posted by Tuba on 08-22-2015 06:01 AM:

Brett, aka Big Toe from Mullumbimby, NSW. He has no arms, uses his feet for everything from a recording studio to earth moving equipment.

Heres the remnants of a page on him. http://brettnielsen.com/Speaking.php

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 08-22-2015 06:46 PM:

Thanks for sharing that, Tuna. I'd never heard of him:



A quick link.

Amen.

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Posted by Tuba on 08-22-2015 11:26 PM:

Who the fuck is Tuna?

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 08-23-2015 07:29 AM:

Thank grasshoppa.

Amen.

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" Future years will never know the seething hell and the black infernal background of countless minor scenes and interiors, (not the official surface courteousness of the Generals, not the few great battles) of the Secession war; and it is best they should not�the real war will never get in the books." ~ Walt Whitman


Posted by J E B Stuart on 09-06-2015 08:36 AM:



Amen.

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" Future years will never know the seething hell and the black infernal background of countless minor scenes and interiors, (not the official surface courteousness of the Generals, not the few great battles) of the Secession war; and it is best they should not�the real war will never get in the books." ~ Walt Whitman


Posted by Large Filipino on 10-06-2015 02:47 PM:

I learned something this week.
Vicks vapor rub can be used to cure fungus in toe nails.

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 10-13-2015 03:52 AM:



Amen.

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" Future years will never know the seething hell and the black infernal background of countless minor scenes and interiors, (not the official surface courteousness of the Generals, not the few great battles) of the Secession war; and it is best they should not�the real war will never get in the books." ~ Walt Whitman


Posted by J E B Stuart on 10-27-2015 05:10 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Large Filipino
I learned something this week.
Vicks vapor rub can be used to cure fungus in toe nails.


Grasshoppa? Commit these words to heart, send a $3 money order to Westboro Baptist, and then report back on big toenails. Don't fuck around. Just do it.

Green of My Pants

In leather weather, leather trees are gone
Does the oriole remember the moss and vulture
Imagine that
To run for cheese
Angels over Bethlehem suspended in the sky are wearing halos

When I go to the Dolman on Sunday
The aisles are leading me to the screen
Balcony behind my back
Exits outside my eyes
Sometimes I catch the matinee and I see the feature twice by staying in there


Amen.
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