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Posted by wonderaz on 06-17-2018 01:09 AM:

Dildo Hitler

Now that is a really stupidfucking name.

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Posted by Dildo_Hitler on 06-19-2018 06:58 PM:

yup


Posted by Large Filipino on 06-20-2018 04:44 AM:

And yet it's quite fascinating.

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 06-22-2018 12:56 AM:

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Originally posted by Large Filipino
And yet it's quite fascinating.
What part of it fascinates you the most, grasshoppa?

Im wagering its the Dildo.

Amen.
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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 06-24-2018 02:48 AM:

That makes sense, considering the pickle fetish.

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 06-24-2018 04:36 PM:

Grasshoppa has a feet fetish, too. Pickled pig feet drive him crazy.

Amen.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 06-25-2018 04:12 AM:

I hope in a good way.

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 06-27-2018 06:51 PM:

Oldie but Goldie



Amen.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 06-28-2018 05:26 PM:

No wonder he went into Poland!

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 07-02-2018 03:34 AM:

Is it true that Polish firing squads stand in a circle?

Amen.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 07-02-2018 07:09 AM:

Yes...with their backs facing each other!

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 07-03-2018 08:31 PM:

Kosinski saved up his money for an excursion to Reno, where he soon found himself at the bar next to a very attractive brunette. "Say, could I buy you a drink?" he asked boldly.

"Forget it buddy," she replied, not unkindly. "I'm gay."

Kosinski looked blank.

"I'm a lesbian," she elaborated.

Kosinski shook his head. "What's a lesbian?"

"See that woman over there?" She pointed at a lovely blond waitress serving drinks on the far side of the room.

Kosinski nodded, perking up.

"Well, I'd like to take her up to my room," the brunette explained, "take all her clothes off, and nibble her tits and lick every curve and suck every inch of that sweet young thing, all night long."

At this, Kosinski burst into tears and buried his head in his arms. "Why the hell are you crying?" asked his companion gruffly.

"I think I'm a lesbian too," he sobbed.

Amen.

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 07-09-2018 04:21 PM:

Re: Dildo Hitler

quote:
Originally posted by wonderaz
Now that is a really stupidfucking name.
No, ya jackass. Its actually a really stupidfucking dildo.

Amen.
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