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Posted by Paint CHiPs on 06-04-2001 08:48 AM:

Thumbs up Beer

Speed is a drag it's a big big drag
Set your mind on fire make your organs sag.
Coke is a joke rather take a toke
Than be broken and a chokin' with your brain cells smokin'.
Tripping on acid makes you flacid
DMT too rich for me.
Heroin; aquarium; a nice brown box to bury in.
Marijuana makes me wanna eat candy and screw Madonna
With her hair bleached by peroxide
Huffin' on some Nitrous Oxide.

Well I've tried 'em all and it might sound queer
But my favorite drug is a nice cold beer.

Beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, we love beer.

I get thrills from pills but mostly chills from Robitussin and a bottle of Niquil.
Ecstacy's okay with me
On airplane glue you sneeze I chew.
Mohawk girl with a needle in her neck
Nervous wreck, can I call collect?
Nicotine is so obscene
And caffiene only makes me mean.
Huff a spray paint ain't so quaint
It gives you headaches and makes you faint.
Hash is a gas like a blast from the past
But tryin' to hunt it down is a pain in the ass.

Well I tried 'em all and it might sound queer
But my favorite drug is a nice cold beer.

Beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, we love beer.

*harmonica solo*

*double tempo*

Speed is a drag it's a big big drag
Set your mind on fire make your organs sag.
Coke is a joke rather take a toke
Than be broken and a chokin' with your brain cells smokin'.
Tripping on acid makes you flacid
DMT too rich for me.
Heroin; aquarium; a nice brown box to bury in.
Marijuana makes me wanna eat candy and eat Madonna
With her hair bleached by peroxide
Huffin' on some Nitrous Oxide.

Well I've tried 'em all and it (might sound queer)
But my favorite drug is a (nice cold beer).

Beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, we love beer.

I get thrills from pills but mostly chills from Robitussin and a bottle of Niquil.
Ecstacy's okay with me
On airplane glue you sneeze I chew.
Mohawk girl with a needle in her neck
Nervous wreck, can I call collect?
Nicotine is so obscene
And caffiene only makes me mean.
Huff a spray paint ain't so quaint
It gives you headaches and makes you faint.
Hash is a gas like a blast from the past
But tryin' to hunt it down is a pain in the ass.

Well I tried 'em all and it (might sound queer)
But my favorite drug is a (nice cold beer).

Beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, we love beer.

(We got one!)

Beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, we love beer.

Beer beer beer beer! beer beer beer beer! beer beer beer beer! we love beer!

*everybody solos*

*unintelligable noise*

*lead singer talking to band* Man, I'm so high I could hunt ducks with a rake.

---"Beer" by Asylum Street Spankers




My sentiments exactly

"I've tried a lot of drugs in my day. Pretty much everything. But I've never, ever, found any high as good as being drunk."
---Stephen, old friend of mine, age 15.




[This message has been edited by Paint CHiPs (edited 06-04-2001).]


Posted by RiZZ on 06-04-2001 08:58 AM:

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yeah now tell karen you guys are comming down here soon you bring beer i got *vodka* and drugs and 5gigs of music and 90+cdz and 1000's of records!

now luts go!@



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Words that are strictly true seem to be paradoxical.


Posted by Paint CHiPs on 06-06-2001 02:19 AM:

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Damn, and I had to transcribe the lyrics myself, the old play/pause/type/rewind method.

I'll make it there somebody RiZZ.


Posted by Fiend on 06-06-2001 02:31 AM:

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shouldn't this be moved to the sensory forum

i won't download your dirty music!!!!!!

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"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."
-Ernest Hemingway


Posted by wonderaz on 06-06-2001 02:33 AM:

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Originally posted by Paint CHiPs:


I'll make it there somebody RiZZ.



Is that RiZZ talk or beer talk?


Posted by Paint CHiPs on 06-06-2001 02:37 AM:

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quote:
Originally posted by AlcoholSoopaFiend:
shouldn't this be moved to the sensory forum

i won't download your dirty music!!!!!!




It happens to be a well thought out and reasoned dissertation on drug use and a lyrical cost/benefit analysis of various kinds of drugs, drawing the conclusion that beer is the best of them all.


Posted by Fiend on 06-06-2001 02:38 AM:

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quote:
Originally posted by Paint CHiPs:
It happens to be a well thought out and reasoned dissertation on drug use and a lyrical cost/benefit analysis of various kinds of drugs, drawing the conclusion that beer is the best of them all.




ok with such eloquence, i can't help but agree

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"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."
-Ernest Hemingway


Posted by RiZZ on 06-06-2001 03:11 AM:

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bastid

BIRING THE BEEK HERE!~!


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Words that are strictly true seem to be paradoxical.


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