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Posted by DRZ on 08-02-2011 11:03 AM:

Blitz 2011

A watchable 6.2/10 is all I have to say about Blitz.


Posted by Large Filipino on 08-02-2011 01:22 PM:

But it's Jason. He's a badass.

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Posted by Brett on 08-02-2011 02:24 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by avert_your_eyes
he's fucking right, worst tarantino ever.



hit a little close to home?



quote:
Originally posted by DRZ
I was expecting a decent war film and got a shitty musical.



you watched The Producers instead?


Posted by Rokkr on 08-02-2011 03:35 PM:

The fact is, there is a miniscule number of people who post here I would ever trust to recommend a good quality movie.

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Posted by avert_your_eyes on 08-02-2011 05:58 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Rokkr
The fact is, there is a miniscule number of people who post here I would ever trust to recommend a good quality movie.


Hey, thanks for just threwing that in without anyone questioned.

people who obtrude themselves upon others are keeping the asylum alive!


quote:
Too close to home eh? hahahahahaha rofl lol0r


Yeah.
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Posted by Rokkr on 08-02-2011 09:42 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by avert_your_eyes
Hey, thanks for just threwing that in without anyone questioned.

people who obtrude themselves upon others are keeping the asylum alive!


You are absolutely correct in thinking that you would be one of those, and that rather than take your advice on a movie (or almost anything else), I'd more likely seek the opinion of a mouth breathing denizen of a home for the mentally impaired.
How shrewd of you to realize this!
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Posted by SocialParasite on 08-03-2011 12:21 AM:

plagues and pleasures on the salton sea

i really want to see salton city. one day i will do this.

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Posted by bacidath on 08-03-2011 12:48 AM:

ive only seen it from the airplane


Posted by Brett on 08-03-2011 03:32 AM:

The Adjustment Bureau


Not bad for what it was, though a bit overly serious. Kind of felt like someone optioned the short story ages ago and some producer said "Fuck this shit!" to the Sci-Fi elements and combined it with a chickflick script he had kicking around.


Posted by ignatz mouse on 08-03-2011 05:10 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by SocialParasite
plagues and pleasures on the salton sea

i really want to see salton city. one day i will do this.



Take me.


Posted by CRSR on 08-04-2011 03:55 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Brett
The Adjustment Bureau


Not bad for what it was, though a bit overly serious. Kind of felt like someone optioned the short story ages ago and some producer said "Fuck this shit!" to the Sci-Fi elements and combined it with a chickflick script he had kicking around.



I agree ...sci-fi/rom-com
the comedy was nearly slapstick even.
I wonder how many re-writes it actually went through? I'm guessing somewhere near 20.


Posted by ignatz mouse on 08-04-2011 04:56 AM:

I saw Cowboys & Aliens. It was exactly what I thought it would be. No more, no less.


Posted by Large Filipino on 08-04-2011 05:01 AM:

When they rode the Alien was it hot?

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Posted by Cockney_Rebel on 08-04-2011 08:18 PM:

Captain America.

Awful, predictable and so poorly executed.

I couldn't even finish watching it.

Also...

Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 1.

Absurd. I couldn't help but feel that some of the ideas in this movie where somewhat plagiarized...






Posted by Coincidence on 08-04-2011 10:32 PM:

A bit late here, but re: worst Tarantino - Kill Bill is really awful. I.B. is high art compared to that.

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Posted by avert_your_eyes on 08-05-2011 01:00 PM:

Kill Bill is nice, Kill Bill 2 is a little gem.

But I can comprehend why people could dislike KB.

But IB is really shit. Everything, but the scenario, The Nazi Antagonist and some dialogues.

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Posted by SocialParasite on 08-05-2011 06:30 PM:

well it has your lederhosen in a knot so it can't be all that bad.

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Posted by avert_your_eyes on 08-08-2011 10:04 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Rokkr
You are absolutely correct in thinking that you would be one of those, and that rather than take your advice on a movie (or almost anything else), I'd more likely seek the opinion of a mouth breathing denizen of a home for the mentally impaired.
How shrewd of you to realize this!




couldn't you show us that trick, where you swallow a whole, fried pig in 1 piece, instead of bore me to death you uninteresting fucker?
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Posted by Brett on 08-08-2011 02:04 PM:

Apes-a-poppin' (airline version)


better than it really deserved to be, if only because it didn't completely insult the viewer by throwing in a tacked on ending like the previous film.


Posted by avert_your_eyes on 08-08-2011 04:02 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by SocialParasite
well it has your lederhosen in a knot so it can't be all that bad.


It's a shit movie. I rather watch the Al-Kaida Anime of 9/11. Best show Peking financed lately..
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Posted by Large Filipino on 08-09-2011 04:26 AM:

My son turned me on to the cartoon. It makes Speed Racer my once favorite cartoon look really gay. Just finished watching the movie.
Asian Drift movies are amazing.



100

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Posted by Tefl on 08-09-2011 06:55 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by avert_your_eyes
I rather watch the Al-Kaida Anime of 9/11.


Afghanistanimation?


Posted by ignatz mouse on 08-09-2011 07:26 AM:

I just finished watching To the Devil a Daughter. Love me some Hammer Films.


Posted by Cockney_Rebel on 08-10-2011 06:53 PM:

Super 8.

Crap. Crap. Crap.

Yet another pile of shite from Hollywood I couldn't even finish watching.


Posted by SimpleSimon on 08-12-2011 03:35 PM:

The Gods Must Be Crazy

Still funny, and still a true showcase for the beauty of the Kalahari.


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