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Posted by Goatboy on 05-06-2002 04:24 PM:

Attack of the Midget Shemale Clones

A few of us are looking to start a Midget Farm and breed specialty midgets.

The trick I think is to find a niche market and monopolise it.

Your input will be taken on board and compiled by the bods at Gallop.

Anonymity is assured.

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Posted by brimstone on 05-06-2002 04:33 PM:

MONKEY MIDGET FOLK

swing from trees only to strike with the tiny hand of death

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Posted by Smug Git on 05-06-2002 04:34 PM:

The advantage of clones will be that their identical appearance will enable the production of shemale midget incest porn.

We can use mord as breeding stock.

This idea is going to fly.

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Posted by scatmonkey on 05-06-2002 04:34 PM:

Bring on the monkey/midgets. Fly my pretties, fly!!!!

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Posted by Chamber Of Opinion on 05-06-2002 04:57 PM:

It's all about the SheMale Midgets. Anyone can do the Elvis Impersonating Midget thing... if you really want to specialize... Shemale Midgets are where it's at.


Posted by Fiend on 05-06-2002 06:07 PM:

I'll buy 1000 shares!!!

We are gonna bank with this idea!!!

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Posted by Sigmund Freud on 05-06-2002 06:42 PM:

A little known fact is midgets can survive a fall from great heights.

We could drop them in cluster bombs and they would sodomize the enemy.

When they return to base they could fetch beers for the pilots.

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Posted by Goatboy on 05-06-2002 06:47 PM:

It's raining Midgets, Halleluja! It's raining Midgets!

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Posted by Smug Git on 05-06-2002 06:47 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Sigmund Freud
A little known fact is midgets can survive a fall from great heights.

We could drop them in cluster bombs and they would sodomize the enemy.

When they return to base they could fetch beers for the pilots.



Everyone knows that the main advantage of midgets is that you can rest your beer on their head while they perform acts of fellatio.
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Posted by Chamber Of Opinion on 05-06-2002 07:32 PM:

I thought this was COMMON knowledge...


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