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Posted by slappy on 08-24-2000 06:29 AM:

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ok everyone... how big are you all?? i wanna know... and i wanna know before sesame street starts ok?

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Posted by Danielle on 08-24-2000 06:32 AM:

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I wear a 42C or D cup

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*edited because I hit 5 instead of 4 *

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Posted by Postmodgirl on 08-24-2000 06:32 AM:

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40 DD

(See I be Honest and Shit!)


Posted by CAL on 08-24-2000 06:32 AM:

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My boobies aren't very big..

I don't measure them.

CAL

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Posted by slappy on 08-24-2000 06:35 AM:

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*kicks CAL in the nads*

i want your cock size biatch!

*kicks herself for forgetting to put her boob size in*

i am a lovely 34C... woohoo!

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Posted by JoeyCat on 08-24-2000 06:35 AM:

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36C


and CAL...measure a little lower hun

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Posted by SocialParasite on 08-24-2000 06:37 AM:

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Well, my penis is about this big when flacid: | |, and about this big when erect |-|.

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Posted by CAL on 08-24-2000 06:40 AM:

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Okay. Like I said...

About 7"-7.5" in length (depending on the time of day and what's going on).

And about 5.5" in circumference.

CAL


Posted by brimstone on 08-24-2000 06:49 AM:

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still working on the training bra i'm afraid

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Posted by Wil_Freak on 08-24-2000 06:57 AM:

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8"-8.5" and 5.3"arround


Posted by Anti-Stile on 08-24-2000 07:00 AM:

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quote:
Originally posted by Wil_Freak:
8"-8.5" and 5.3"arround


Bullshit wil emma told me you told her you doctored your pic so stop fucking lying.


Posted by Wil_Freak on 08-24-2000 07:24 AM:

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quote:
Originally posted by Anti-Stile:
Bullshit wil emma told me you told her you doctored your pic so stop fucking lying.

*YAWN*

As I stated in the other thread for you man, doctoring the pics would be impossible.

and as for your so called testimonial? If I was sooo trying to get my love onto Emma, why would I be telling her I faked pics? I mean think about it. If i faked them, it would be surly to get girls, so why let the secret outta the bag?

Man, im sorry but you are getting really weak....


Posted by Anti-Stile on 08-24-2000 07:40 AM:

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quote:
Originally posted by Wil_Freak:
quote:
Originally posted by Anti-Stile:
Bullshit wil emma told me you told her you doctored your pic so stop fucking lying.

*YAWN*

As I stated in the other thread for you man, doctoring the pics would be impossible.

and as for your so called testimonial? If I was sooo trying to get my love onto Emma, why would I be telling her I faked pics? I mean think about it. If i faked them, it would be surly to get girls, so why let the secret outta the bag?

Man, im sorry but you are getting really weak....


Why would you tell her it was a fake? Havent you said in the past its hard to get girls with a dick that size? I think it just you being you trying to endear yourself to every woman on this earth. You cant help it...its who you are.


Posted by Method Dan on 08-24-2000 07:40 AM:

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*looks down* last I checked, about 7" and a fraction, probably about 2" around. *giggles like a schoolboy* That's one of my only macho traits, I think that's big, I think I have a big cock. Though I'm sure I can't top "Hammerhead" Wil.

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Posted by Wil_Freak on 08-24-2000 07:57 AM:

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quote:
Originally posted by Anti-Stile:
Why would you tell her it was a fake? Havent you said in the past its hard to get girls with a dick that size? I think it just you being you trying to endear yourself to every woman on this earth. You cant help it...its who you are.
OH yeah... I really endeared myself to her with my cock. Most of the people who actually care about me either havent seen it, or dont care about it....

Oh, and Anti? for someone who does flash and HTML for a living, cant you at least do the fucken UBB quote tags right? I mean I know you're a simpleton, but cummon, this is rediculous.

Away with thee... pitter patter of those little feet... Your presence makes me wish to vomit.... At least vomit smells fresh compared to you pungent odour.


Posted by Anti-Stile on 08-24-2000 08:06 AM:

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quote:
Originally posted by Wil_Freak:
quote:
Originally posted by Anti-Stile:
Why would you tell her it was a fake? Havent you said in the past its hard to get girls with a dick that size? I think it just you being you trying to endear yourself to every woman on this earth. You cant help it...its who you are.
OH yeah... I really endeared myself to her with my cock. Most of the people who actually care about me either havent seen it, or dont care about it....

Oh, and Anti? for someone who does flash and HTML for a living, cant you at least do the fucken UBB quote tags right? I mean I know you're a simpleton, but cummon, this is rediculous.

Away with thee... pitter patter of those little feet... Your presence makes me wish to vomit.... At least vomit smells fresh compared to you pungent odour.



WHen you click on reply with quote thats what happens sometimes you illiterate, teefless fuck. Here ill show you some spelling errors since you want to try the newbie ubb shit with me.

Wil-I mean I know you're a simpleton, but cummon, this is rediculous.

cummon=come on
rediculous=ridiculous

You speel lyke a forf gradar.

Anyhow


Posted by Wil_Freak on 08-24-2000 08:10 AM:

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Yes Anti... I use something else to spell. its called SLANG. ppl (aka PEOPLE) can understand it, if they have half a brain.

as for the UBB Quote tags? I know it does it, but since you have always been such a perfectionist, why not delete the earlier tags? I do to make things run more smoothly... it is not that hard, I mean if we can train a monkey to do it, Im sure you can learn within a few weeks...


Posted by Anti-Stile on 08-24-2000 08:17 AM:

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quote:
Originally posted by Wil_Freak:
Yes Anti... I use something else to spell. its called SLANG. ppl (aka PEOPLE) can understand it, if they have half a brain.

as for the UBB Quote tags? I know it does it, but since you have always been such a perfectionist, why not delete the earlier tags? I do to make things run more smoothly... it is not that hard, I mean if we can train a monkey to do it, Im sure you can learn within a few weeks...



idiot


Posted by Boobsnbuds on 08-24-2000 01:02 PM:

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awww...geeez....

I'm only 5"

Course most women don't like'em that thick.

Woderaz's woman does though. She likes it alot.

So does my inflatible Atom Bomb doll.

hehehehehe

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Posted by aminal on 08-24-2000 01:30 PM:

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"smaller than average"
is the only reference i have - never measred it i am afraid

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Posted by Princess_Chelle on 08-24-2000 01:31 PM:

Thumbs up

i am a 38 C
my husband is eight inches.


Posted by memdink on 08-24-2000 01:44 PM:

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I measured the other night, but got two different sizes. One's when you push it down from the base, that adds at least an inch and makes it super hard. Then, there's like normal. Which is what a woman gets most of the time. The big way is 8.5" and the other is 7.5". I haven't been able to give it all to a woman without hurting her since I stopped growing . You can see it if you want.


Posted by Princess_Chelle on 08-24-2000 02:19 PM:

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memdink


Posted by memdink on 08-24-2000 03:49 PM:

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Can I get "sex" points? I want a sex point.


Posted by Pangloss on 08-24-2000 03:51 PM:

Wink

Could he also get some 'making Pangloss want to hurl his lunch up after those nasty pictures in that nightmare of a website' points too? Is that possible?

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