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Posted by melon on 08-16-2000 12:32 PM:

Post logico fli fe.

if a man has to go pee, why are there somtimes situations where, he can NOT?

why is the system set up like this? i say we should pee when we need to go. like a dog.
in fact, there is alot of stuff we can do just like dogs. we can give up school and work, and just go around sniffing the ground before we urinate on it.
damn straight.

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Posted by Satan on 08-16-2000 12:37 PM:

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a man has TWO sphincter muscles in his urinal tract whereas women have only ONE.

maybe it`s not that easy to control both of them while distracted?


Posted by absolut on 08-16-2000 12:38 PM:

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quote:
Originally posted by melon:
i say we should pee when we need to go. like a dog.




Umm...so you're saying...men DON'T???


Posted by VKL on 08-16-2000 12:38 PM:

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Damn straight.

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Posted by melon on 08-16-2000 12:41 PM:

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quote:
Originally posted by absolut:
Umm...so you're saying...men DON'T???




i wish we would. i wish i could get up in the middle of math class, and pee on the floor. or on the teacher, or one of the kids. i wish, but socity is keeping me down.


Posted by absolut on 08-16-2000 12:45 PM:

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Hmm...we had a student who used to like cupboards for awhile...but it SMELLS melon!!


Posted by memdink on 08-16-2000 12:46 PM:

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why are so many of you awake?


Posted by absolut on 08-16-2000 12:51 PM:

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It's 9.54 pm in Sydney memdink..I like to live on the edge.


Posted by VKL on 08-16-2000 12:53 PM:

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I've only been up for 6 hours, it's 5 AM. I WISH MORE PEOPLE WOULD LOG ON TO THE #WOTA!!!

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Posted by memdink on 08-16-2000 12:53 PM:

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You should really think about hitting the sack. Look at the time.


Posted by memdink on 08-16-2000 12:54 PM:

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No IRC for moi. Work blocks dat action.


Posted by MstrG on 08-16-2000 03:45 PM:

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Even the java chat memdink?

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Posted by memdink on 08-16-2000 05:30 PM:

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even java, G.


Posted by J E B Stuart on 04-18-2018 07:24 AM:

Re: logico fli fe.

quote:
Originally posted by melon
if a man has to go poop, why are there somtimes situations where, he can NOT?

why is the system set up like this? i say we should poop when we need to go. like a dog.
in fact, there is alot of stuff we can do just like dogs. we can give up school and work, and just go around sniffing the ground before we defecate on it.
damn straight.

FTFY.

Amen.
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Posted by Coincidence on 04-18-2018 03:01 PM:

Gotta say your correction is more apt.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 04-20-2018 04:47 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Coincidence
Gotta say your correction is more apt.

Jeb is a corrections officer.
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Posted by J E B Stuart on 04-20-2018 08:30 PM:

Heffernan must be an erections offerer.

Amen.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 04-21-2018 04:17 PM:

Hillary Clinton is an elections sufferer.

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 04-21-2018 07:16 PM:

Monica is a suctions pufferer.

Amen.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 04-22-2018 07:00 PM:

Demosthenes was an elocutions stutterer.

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 04-24-2018 04:00 AM:

Although I expect hell deny it, Im pretty sure that jackass wonderaz met him one time. Its been quite a while ago.

Amen.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 04-24-2018 05:48 PM:

How do you think Demosthenes got those pebbles in his mouth? The Jackassaz was trying to choke him and steal his coins!

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 04-25-2018 08:14 PM:

I wonder what the ancient jackass wonderaz wore back then, since his notoriously nasty red brassiere hadnt yet been invented?

Amen.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 05-05-2018 07:40 PM:

Coconut halves.

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 05-05-2018 07:53 PM:

Chamber pots.

Amen.

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