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Posted by Dingle on 09-30-2000 09:58 AM:

Post mssphinx and joeycat, if you click this im gonna hurt you...

i warned you you tramps!

/me sekzors mssphinx and joeycat with oversized cucumbers.


Posted by wonderaz on 09-30-2000 12:37 PM:

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Now, that's just nasty, Dingle. Is this another RumQuil 44 induced thought?


Posted by JoeyCat on 09-30-2000 02:29 PM:

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/me giggles


I'm guessing you didn't get your cigarettes?

[This message has been edited by Joeycat (edited 09-30-2000).]


Posted by missphinx on 09-30-2000 11:09 PM:

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Oh, Dingleberry!

I knew you cared, but not *this* much.

*sigh* Dingle *likes* me.

/me giggles with JoeyCat... tickles doesn't it?

missphinx


Posted by Fiend on 09-30-2000 11:41 PM:

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come on!! your leaving out us guys!!


Posted by missphinx on 10-01-2000 01:40 AM:

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I came for back for some more, Dingle.
It hurts so *good*


Posted by JoeyCat on 10-01-2000 02:58 AM:

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I get all tingley when he calls me "tramp"


Posted by missphinx on 10-01-2000 03:21 AM:

Thumbs up

OOOOOH, JoeyCat, you made rhyme!

*tingley* rhymes with *Dingley*!!!

*T*I*N*G*L*E* me *D*I*N*G*L*E*

OOOOoooooooooooooohhhh!

Hey, JoeyCat, maybe it's our turn to use the cucumbers on Dingle! You *know* he likes that...


(note for spelling nazis: artistic license used)


Posted by Dingle on 10-01-2000 10:10 PM:

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wow, i dont even remember posting this. i really need to cut down on the booze...


Posted by missphinx on 10-01-2000 10:46 PM:

Wink

psst, JoeyCat...betcha he doesn't remember what *else* he did!!!

Whew, Dingle, you were *something*!!!

Fortunately for you we have it logged and saved the vid clips, tapes, and assorted other evidence.



(glad you made it back home okay)


Posted by missphinx on 10-02-2000 04:04 AM:

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Hm. Dingle you were absolutely amazing...I didn't know guys could *do* that...and you *are* my idol and all, or one of them...but...

You know, I've calmed down now, and thinking about it, it's a little scary.

Dingle, dead drunk. And what comes to his mind but me and JoeyCat. Together. With him. And with cucumbers.

Hm.

missphinx


Posted by JoeyCat on 10-02-2000 04:18 AM:

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Uh sphinx, I thought we agreed not to discuss this. We didn't want Dingle to get jealous of the cucumbers, remember?

Now he probably won't ask us back and we'll have to live off of the memories and videos. *sigh*


Posted by missphinx on 10-02-2000 04:25 AM:

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Oops. Joey, sorry. I sorta forgot.

Oh well, he'll never see this anyway, somebody as godlike as Dingle doesn't have time to read through silly threads like this.

Even if he does, I bet he'll invite us back. For one thing, those cucumbers are starting to wilt already, so he shouldn't get *too* jealous.

Plus if we bring over your special...um...you know. And a few bottles of choice alcohol. And a carton of cigarettes. Yeah, he'll have us back.

Right, Dingle?

I'm gonna go watch the video again. Yum.


Posted by Dingle on 10-02-2000 08:24 AM:

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well, i know why the cucumbers are wilting *mentions something about douche and looks around* did i say that?


Posted by J E B Stuart on 07-15-2019 02:42 AM:

Heh. Dingle. Cucumbers. He still whimpers and tears-up whenever he wanders into the produce section of the supermarket.

Such a candybutt.

Amen.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 07-21-2019 02:34 AM:

Was he cuckolded by a cucumber?

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 07-23-2019 05:09 AM:

No. He’s single.

Amen.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 07-24-2019 10:51 PM:

By choice?

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 07-25-2019 06:01 PM:

I dunno, but some time ago, he wanted to tie the knot with a gal named Yelyzaveta. He met her through a Ukrainian mail order bride service and he was quite smitten. Unfortunately, marital bliss was not in the cards for our man Dingle because they refused his request for a 30-year installment payment plan. Bastards.

Amen.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 07-26-2019 04:36 PM:

If that's the case, then he should be lucky he's single because she would have cleaned him out by taking all his savings and belongings, including his property. I learned this the hard way -- thanks to my FeFe.

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 08-05-2019 04:20 AM:

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If that's the case ... she would have cleaned him out ... .

Clean out what? Savings? Belongings? Property, you say? Hell, if Dingle was held up at gunpoint, he’d have to give the crook an IOU.

Amen.
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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 08-05-2019 07:43 PM:

Can he spell IOU?

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 08-05-2019 08:07 PM:

Heck yeah. He sings it all the time ~ Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-IOU...🎤🎼🎹

Amen.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 08-08-2019 05:25 AM:

But can he tap dance and sing it at the same time?

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 08-10-2019 12:59 AM:

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But can he tap dance and sing it at the same time?

Of course. Dingle trained with the best:



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