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Posted by J E B Stuart on 01-04-2018 09:36 PM:

Poops McGhee

Hey Poops. Love your alt!

Amen.

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 01-05-2018 01:16 AM:

Has always made me chortle.

Poops!

Amen.

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 01-05-2018 02:20 AM:

Poops for health! Indeed, I do.

Pooooops. Has a comfy roll to it.

Amen.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 01-06-2018 12:29 AM:

Cherry Poopsicles are delicious! Especially on a hot summer day.

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 01-06-2018 03:37 AM:

Fruit Poops - Its whats for breakfast.

Amen.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 01-06-2018 10:38 AM:

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Fruit Poops - Its whats for breakfast.

Amen.


Which I get down the street at my local mom and poop store.
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Posted by J E B Stuart on 01-06-2018 11:28 PM:

Reminds me o' that 60's song, "Hang On Poopy" by The McGees, or sumpin' like that:




Amen.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 01-07-2018 12:01 AM:

Wow! I love "Hang On Poopy." I was expecting it to sound like shit. But, no, it actually is great, and I found it very moving. It moved my bowels.

Here's another good one. It's up for a Grammy this year, too, albeit in the children's category.


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Posted by J E B Stuart on 01-07-2018 08:55 PM:

That really old gal down the hall that the jackass dates once a month when she gets her check is known as Droops McPhee.

No need to spell it out for ya. Gravity eventually wins. Always.

Amen.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 01-07-2018 09:03 PM:

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That really old gal down the hall that the jackass dates once a month when she gets her check is known as Droops McPhee.


You mean the check that somehow ends up in HIS account????
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Posted by J E B Stuart on 01-07-2018 10:06 PM:

Herk, Herk. The only accounts that jackass has ever had, are other wimmens accounts. Droops checks get cashed and are promptly spent on provisions.

Those in-the-know call it the jackass way.

Amen.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 01-08-2018 12:17 AM:

Ya know, sometimes he'd mess with the wrong woman. And if you get the wrong woman all angry and fired up, especially if you're goin' after their savings (as is his wont), then you'd better be on your toes, 'cuz if she comes after you, you'd better have a smart plan of action!

What the hell do you think that balloon was for??

Quick getaways!!!

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 01-08-2018 02:40 AM:

I think I must text too much. Im gonna have to watch more AFV.

Amen.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 01-08-2018 04:26 AM:

Does a tree falling in the forest make a sound if no one hears it?

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 01-08-2018 05:43 AM:

Herk, the deeper question is this: Does no one in the forest hear like a tree if it makes a falling sound?

Amen.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 01-08-2018 05:51 AM:

Like a falling tree, you stumped me!

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 01-08-2018 05:55 AM:

And Fred humped us all. Hes now in the happy humping grounds in the sky.

Amen.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 01-08-2018 06:08 AM:

Yessir, Fred's in heaven humping the angels with The Little Drummer Boy playing in the background.

Hump, hump hump, hump, hump hump hump hump

Well, you get the idea. Frdd always loved that tune.

Of course, you knew who his favorite group was, right?

You got it! The Three Dog Night!

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 01-08-2018 06:21 AM:

He really enjoyed that song called, My Humps.

I miss my dog.

Amen.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 01-08-2018 06:28 AM:

He also loved "Who Let The Dogs Out? Who Who Who."

But his all-time favorite was "How Much Is That Doggy In The Window?"

I would sing him these songs when I was staying in his doghouse, in the room that you built for me, and Fred would wag his tail and lick my face.

Fred was my very best pal.

Except when he'd eat from my bowl!

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 01-08-2018 06:36 AM:

Oh yeah. And Fred loved poop. Gawd, it was nasty, but Fred loved a fresh, chewy turd more than any dog ive ever known.

He woulda really enjoyed Poops McGhee. Poor Fred.

Amen.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 01-08-2018 06:43 AM:

You're right. Fred made me roll that Leg of Lamb in poop before he would eat it.

I rolled it in my poop.

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 01-09-2018 06:26 AM:

Herk? What would Poops do if someone turned you into a fruit 'n' veggie walrus?



Amen.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 01-10-2018 01:26 AM:

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Herk? What would Poops do if someone turned you into a fruit 'n' veggie walrus?



Amen.


Poop himself??
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Posted by J E B Stuart on 01-10-2018 01:39 AM:

Only Poops knows for sure and Poops aint sayin.

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