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Posted by Straightman on 05-28-2005 08:19 PM:

"If the whole world decided today to follow you, where would you lead them?" Victor Wooten's Mama.

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Posted by ǵr on 05-28-2005 09:07 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by T
No man/woman is worth your tears, and
the only one who is, will never make you cry.

If you love someone, put their name
in a circle instead of a heart,
because hearts can break, but circles go on forever.

Everyone hears what you say.
Friends listen to what you say.
Best friends listen to what you don't say


there's a job for you right here in the UK, working in Athena, whenever youre ready.

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Posted by Large Filipino on 05-29-2005 08:21 AM:

This should be a quote:

When you find you cannot do your job,Quit.
Don't be an asshole and make someone elses job harder.

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Posted by philjit on 05-29-2005 08:33 AM:

"Men make their own history, but they do not make it just as they please; they do not make it under circumstances chosen by themselves, but under circumstances directly found, given and transmitted from the past. The traditions of the dead generations weighs like a nightmare on the brain of the living"


Posted by T on 05-29-2005 06:43 PM:

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
Albert Einstein


Posted by lanin on 05-30-2005 12:03 AM:

When E. F. Hutton talks people listen

- E. F. Hutton


Posted by lanin on 05-30-2005 12:05 AM:

With a name like Smuckers it's gotta be good

- Smuckers (Jam and Jelly)


Posted by Large Filipino on 05-30-2005 02:44 AM:

Ribbed for her pleasure.

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Posted by Trenchant_Troll on 05-30-2005 04:01 AM:

"When the chieftan entered the hut I strained against the spear tips of the guards and cried, "Eat me!" It was then that I noted the dried ears that adorned his necklace."

~ The final entry in the journal of Lionel Seth Parmiginsenson August 4, 1887

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Posted by Large Filipino on 05-31-2005 05:12 AM:

We are not makers of history. We are made by history.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

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Posted by Large Filipino on 05-31-2005 05:13 AM:

Listen to the sound of water. Listen to the water running through chasms and rocks. It is the minor streams that make a loud noise; the great waters flow silently.

The hollow resounds and the full is still. Foolishness is like a half-filled pot; the wise man is a lake full of water.

Sutta Nipata

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Posted by Large Filipino on 05-31-2005 05:16 AM:

What lay behind us and what lies before us is not important as what is inside us.
-Yoda-

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Posted by Large Filipino on 05-31-2005 05:19 AM:

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. ~ Chinese Proverb

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Posted by Large Filipino on 05-31-2005 05:25 AM:

Look at children. Of course they may quarrel, but generally speaking they do not harbor ill feelings as much or as long as adults do. Most adults have the advantage of education over children, but what is the use of an education if they show a big smile while hiding negative feelings deep inside? Children dont usually act in such a manner. If they feel angry with someone, they express it, and then it is finished. They can still play with that person the following day.

His Holiness the Dalai Lama

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Posted by Large Filipino on 05-31-2005 05:27 AM:

When you make a mistake, don't look back at it long. Take the reason of the thing into your mind and then look forward. Mistakes are lessons of wisdom. The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power.
Hugh White

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Posted by Coincidence on 05-31-2005 12:54 PM:

I couldn't have! She was alive! I felt her! She was alive! It's impossible!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

- Darth Vader

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Posted by Large Filipino on 06-03-2005 06:27 AM:

"Do or do not... there is no try."

-Yoda-

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Posted by Large Filipino on 06-03-2005 06:28 AM:

"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering."

-Yoda-

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Posted by Large Filipino on 06-03-2005 06:30 AM:

"[Luke:] I cant believe it. [Yoda:] That is why you fail."

-Yoda-

He so fucking rules...

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Posted by Goedile on 06-03-2005 09:16 AM:

A sophisticated human can become primitive. What this really means is that the human's way of life changes. Old values change, become linked to the landscape with its plants and animals. This new existence requires a working knowledge of those multiplex and cross-linked events usually referred to as nature. It requires a measure of respect for the inertial power within such natural systems. When a human gains his working knowledge and respect, that is called "being primitive." The converse, of course, is equally true: the primitive can become sophisticated, but not without accepting dreadful psychological damage.
--Frank Herbert

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Posted by Dacarlo on 06-03-2005 11:45 AM:

"We work in the dark, we do what we can, we give what we have.
Our doubt is our passion and our passion is our task.
The rest is the madness of art." - Henry James

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Posted by X MAS on 06-03-2005 05:28 PM:

History shall be kind to me for I intend to write it


Posted by Large Filipino on 06-04-2005 04:20 AM:

Memorable Quotes from
The Karate Kid, Part II (1986)


Daniel: You could have killed him, couldn't you?
Mr. Miyagi: Aiy.
Daniel: Well, Why didn't you?
Mr. Miyagi: Because Daniel, for man with no forgiveness in heart, life worse punishment than death.


[Walking through the Okinawa airport, Daniel and Miyagi find a poster advertising Sato's karate school. The poster shows Sato breaking a log with his bare hands]
Daniel: You think you could break a log like that?
Miyagi: Don't know. Never been attacked by a tree.


Daniel: If you and Sato fought, would your father be the referee?
Miyagi: No referee.
Daniel: Then how do you know who wins?
Miyagi: The one who's dead, doesn't.


Miyagi: Daniel-san, never put passion before principle. Even if win, you lose.


Daniel: Don't those lies bother you?
Miyagi: no
Daniel: Why not? people might think that they are true.
Miyagi: Lies only become true if person choose to believe.
Daniel: Is that another old Okinawa saying?
Miyagi: no. New Okinawa saying.
Daniel: How new?
Miyagi: lets see...
[pauses, pretending to think]
Miyagi: About ten seconds.


[afterDaniel has won his first tournament]
Daniel: Hey Mr. Miyagi, you know I've been thinking.
Mr. Miyagi: About what, Daniel-San?
Daniel: That we should come up with some kind of strategy.
Mr. Miyagi: For what?
Daniel: My future, my whole tournament career.
Mr. Miyagi: Miyagi already have one.
Daniel: Really? What is it?
Mr. Miyagi: Early retirement.


[afterDaniel complains about having to spend the summer in Fresno]
Daniel: Hey, what are you building out there?
Mr. Miyagi: Guest room.
Daniel: Are you expecting company?
Mr. Miyagi: Nah, refugee.
Daniel: Refugee? Oh yeah, that's great. From where?
Mr. Miyagi: Fresno.


Chozen: Your student disgrace me. I have been dishonored all because of him.
Daniel: Hey, whatever happened, I apologized.
Chozen: Apology will not give me back my honor.
Daniel: Well, neither will this.
Chozen: In their eyes it will. No more talk. You cross bridge or I kill her.
[Daniel starts to cross the bridge]
Mr. Miyagi: Daniel-San, this not tournament. This for real.


[after a big fight]
Daniel: Live or die, man?
Chozen: Die.
Daniel: Wrong.
[honks Chozen's nose]


Daniel: Oh no, not again. I'm not looking for trouble.
Chozen: Maybe trouble looking for you.


Sato: So coward, you return...
Mr. Miyagi: To settle affairs with father.
Sato: And with me.
Mr. Miyagi: Sato I won't fight you.
Sato: Then you die as you have lived; a coward. You see your father, then you SEE ME.


Sato: Miyagi, I wait long time for this. No tricks tonight, or tomorrow, everything gone. Their homes. Their church. EVERYTHING. GONE


[after Miyagi's father dies]
Sato: Out of respect for my teacher, I give you three days to mourn. When finish, I come back. You prepare to join him.


[Miyagi has finally succeeded in catching a fly with his chopsticks - outside, Daniel drives up in the car Miyagi gave him for his birthday; it is sputtering and the fender is dented]
Mr. Miyagi: Ah, Daniel-san! Must've been some senior prom. What happened?
Daniel: You mean, what DIDN'T happen. First I let Ali borrow this car and she re-designs my fender. And I don't know what she's done to my engine, but that ain't running right either. You know what else she does? She tells me she's fallen in love with some football player from UCLA. Why couldn't she just lie to me or something?
Mr. Miyagi: Things could be worse.
Daniel: Don't worry, they are. Last night, my Mom tells me she got transferred by her company to their new branch... in FRESNO! I can't believe I gotta spend my entire summer vacation in FRESNO!
[Miyagi is examining the car, reaching under its hood]
Daniel: You're not gonna be able to fix that.
[No sooner are the words out of Daniel's mouth than Miyagi twists something around; now the engine runs perfectly]
Daniel: How'd you do that? What'd you do?


Daniel: [presenting Miyagi with a rosewood display case, obviously for Miyagi's WW2 medals] I got something for you here... see, it's rosewood. For your medals. I thought it'd be nice to... like, show 'em off or something.
Miyagi: Why, Daniel-san... Thank you for gift. But why show off?
Daniel: Well, you know, winning the Medal of Honor and all... It says something about you. Like, you're brave. And all that stuff.
Miyagi: [puts hand to Daniel's chest] THIS say you brave.
[motions to medal]
Miyagi: This say you LUCKY.
Daniel: Just what did you do to earn this, anyhow?
Miyagi: ...Not important anymore.
Daniel: ...Was it scary for you?
Miyagi: ...Miyagi knees no stop shaking for whole week after.
Daniel: ...Did you have to kill a lot of people or something?
Miyagi: Hai, unfortunately.
Daniel: But they were, like, the enemy... weren't they?
Miyagi: They were also PEOPLE, Danielsan.


[Daniel is at the airport, trying to talk Miyagi into taking him along to Okinawa]
Daniel: Come on, it'll give me a chance to study Okinawan History... like up close, you know.
Mr. Miyagi: Daniel-san, you never tell Miyagi you study Okinawan History before.
Daniel: Well... I just started.


[at the cannery. Daniel has ripped his shirt, and almost gotten himself killed, while perfecting Miyagi's "Swinging Drum" maneuver]
Mr. Miyagi: Daniel-san, you all right?
Daniel: Yeah... I'm sorry; that was pretty stupid, wasn't it?
Mr. Miyagi: [with a grim smile] Miyagi say that to father when same thing happen. Father agree, was stupid. Father was right.


[Chozen, wielding a butterfly knife, has crashed the O-Bon dance and taken Kumiko hostage]
Sato: Chozen, don't do this. I was wrong! HATE IS WRONG! The feud is OVER.
Chozen: [with scorn] I cannot hear you, Uncle. I am dead to you now, remember?


[showing Daniel around the Miyagi Family Dojo]
Mr. Miyagi: Aha... here are the Two Rules of Miyagi-Ryu Karate. Rule Number One: "Karate for defense only." Rule Number Two: "First learn Rule Number One."


[Miyagi has given Daniel a drum toy]
Daniel: This is the secret of your family's karate?
Mr. Miyagi: Hai.
Daniel: I don't get it.
Mr. Miyagi: Practice, you will.


[the day after Miyagi's father's funeral]
Daniel: I don't get something. If Sato hates you so much, why does he give you time to mourn?
Mr. Miyagi: Because, Daniel-san, Miyagi father was Sato teacher. Deep in heart, Sato still know right from wrong.
Daniel: Then why does he still want to kill you?
Mr. Miyagi: [shrugging] ... Because sometimes, what heart know, head forget.


Miyagi's father: [upon seeing his son again after so many years] If I am dreaming, let me never awaken. If I am awake, let me never sleep.


[Miyagi is sitting by himself near the beach after his father's funeral; Daniel comes and sits with him]
Daniel: You know... When MY father died, I spent a lot of time thinking I hadn't been such a great son. It seemed to me like I could have listened to him a little more, spent a little more time with him... I felt so guilty, you know, like he did everything for me and I didn't do anything for him. Then one day it occurred to me... that I did the greatest thing of all for him just before he died: I was there with him, and I held his hand, and I said goodbye.


[Kreese breaks both hands after throwing missed punches at Miyagi; Miyagi forces him to his knees and draws back his hand for a death blow to the face]
Mr. Miyagi: [repeating Kreese's words] Mercy is for the weak. We do not train to be merciful here. A man face you, he is enemy. Enemy deserve no mercy.
[He lets out a karate yell and throws the chop, stopping his hand an inch away from Kreese's face. He honks Kreese's nose, then walks away. Kreese collapses]


Kumiko: [after Daniel offers to take Kumiko to America with him] But this is my home.
Daniel: Home is where you hang your hat.
Kumiko: Do you think that I would like America?
Daniel: I think you'd love it.
Kumiko: Do you think that it would love me?
Daniel: Well, I know one part of it that already does.

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Posted by Hawley Griffin on 06-04-2005 03:04 PM:

failure

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Posted by SimpleSimon on 06-04-2005 03:19 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Hawley Griffin
failure


Agreed. The quotes are trite crap, from two seperate movies.


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