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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 09-05-2018 10:11 AM:

Could it be possible that Dingle is dragging Heffernan's dead body around from place to place never wanting to face the truth?

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 09-06-2018 04:27 AM:

I doubt it. Sounds like way too much physical labor for dingle.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 09-08-2018 06:01 AM:

If he's like me, lifting a toothpick is too much labor.

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 09-09-2018 07:35 AM:

Well, grasshoppa claims that lifting "free" condiments, plastic ware, napkins, etc., from restaurants helps keep him in shape.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 09-09-2018 10:23 AM:

That's because the manager ends up chasing him down the street and he gets a great run.

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 09-11-2018 08:02 AM:

Grasshoppa run? Ha. Ha. Ha. Pernt.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 09-11-2018 04:47 PM:

Well, he calls it a run. Some run. A lady in a walker passed him.

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 09-11-2018 05:48 PM:

Theres one way to make grasshoppa run like hell. If you see him waddling down the street, holler, Theyre givin away FREEEEE stuff!!!, and point in any direction. Hell run til he passes out, which is usually about a half block, or less, depending upon the grade.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 09-13-2018 03:52 AM:

Let's look on the bright side. It's keeping him alive.

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 09-14-2018 02:58 AM:

Alive? Hes a walkin MI.

Plus, hes depressed.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 09-14-2018 08:06 AM:

Am I responsible for his depression?

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 09-16-2018 06:46 AM:

Not in the least.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 09-16-2018 10:17 AM:

This is good to know. My presence on earth depresses many people.

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 09-18-2018 08:08 AM:

How many is many, Herk?

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 09-20-2018 12:49 AM:

How many people are on this side of the grass right now?

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 09-24-2018 06:48 PM:

Depends upon which State youre in.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 09-25-2018 04:28 AM:

I'm in the State of Confusion.

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 09-25-2018 05:57 PM:

Well, look on the bright side. Elvis rescued you from the State of Delusion. Why, I saw him again just yesterday. Elvis cares.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 09-27-2018 04:35 AM:

Costello?

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 09-28-2018 07:19 AM:

Presley.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 09-28-2018 04:46 PM:

Priscilla?

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 10-01-2018 05:18 AM:

Godzilla?

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 10-01-2018 05:56 AM:

Jean Luc Godard?

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 10-02-2018 01:49 AM:

Ummm... I dont think so?

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 10-04-2018 02:47 AM:

Pretzels?

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