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Posted by avert_your_eyes on 06-20-2011 05:51 PM:

/clap for beating this with 33 ranks and 14 big, fat % points.

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Posted by SimpleSimon on 06-20-2011 06:17 PM:

Hey, this the land of the fee and the home of the knave.

Got a problem with that? It's your problem, as you damned sure cannot change it.


Posted by Dingle on 06-20-2011 06:39 PM:

I can't control what my fellow Americans eat any more than you can control what your fellow Germans eat. I can only control what I eat, which is why I'm not a fat slob. This stereotype that all American's are obese, creationist, racist republican douchebags is just not true.

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Posted by Trenchant_Troll on 06-20-2011 07:00 PM:

Yeah, some of us are Democrats.

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Posted by Dingle on 06-20-2011 07:10 PM:

* only half of us are obese, creationist, racist republican douchebags

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Posted by avert_your_eyes on 06-21-2011 01:16 PM:

I really don't know how generalizing feels, people look very nuanced at germans.

heil hitler you fat fucks.

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Posted by FuhQall on 06-21-2011 02:20 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by avert_your_eyes
I really don't know how generalizing feels, people look very nuanced at germans.

heil hitler you fat fucks.

no way dude, germans are cool.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENSr...feature=related
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Posted by Dingle on 06-21-2011 03:30 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by avert_your_eyes
I really don't know how generalizing feels, people look very nuanced at germans.

heil hitler you fat fucks.



The difference is, both Americans and Germans are fat. But only one of us are jew gassing nazi fucks.
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Posted by SatansLeftHand on 06-21-2011 04:07 PM:

Yeah, the rest of us are just all about sterilizing retards.

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Posted by Trenchant_Troll on 06-21-2011 10:31 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by avert_your_eyes
I really don't know how generalizing feels, people look very nuanced at germans.




You mean nuances like what shade of grey your lederhosen are, precisely how much wienerschnitzel you have left in the refrigerator after stuffing your zaftig hun face, or exactly how many of your relatives were in the gestapo versus just garden variety mass murderers?
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Posted by avert_your_eyes on 06-22-2011 02:12 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Dingle
The difference is, both Americans and Germans are fat. But only one of us are jew gassing nazi fucks.


Nah, YOU are fat fucks.


Rank Country %
1. Nauru 94.5
2. Micronesia, Federated States of 91.1
3. Cook Islands 90.9
4. Tonga 90.8
5. Niue 81.7
6. Samoa 80.4
7. Palau 78.4
8. Kuwait 74.2
9. United States 74.1
10. Kiribati 73.6
11. Dominica 71.0
12. Barbados 69.7
13. Argentina 69.4
14. Egypt 69.4
15. Malta 68.7
16. Greece 68.5
17. New Zealand 68.4
18. United Arab Emirates 68.3
19. Mexico 68.1
20. Trinidad and Tobago 67.9
21. Australia 67.4
22. Belarus 66.8
23. Chile 65.3
24. Venezuela (Bolivarian Republic of) 65.2
25. Seychelles 64.6
26. Bahrain 64.1
27. Andorra 63.8
28. United Kingdom 63.8
29. Saudi Arabia 63.5
30. Monaco 62.4
31. Bolivia 62.2
32. San Marino 62.1
33. Guatemala 61.2
34. Mongolia 61.2
35. Canada 61.1
36. Qatar 61.0
37. Uruguay 60.9
38. Jordan 60.5
39. Bahamas 60.4
40. Iceland 60.4
41. Nicaragua 60.4
42. Cuba 60.1
43. Germany 60.1
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Posted by avert_your_eyes on 06-22-2011 02:14 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Trenchant_Troll
You mean nuances like what shade of grey your lederhosen are, precisely how much wienerschnitzel you have left in the refrigerator after stuffing your zaftig hun face, or exactly how many of your relatives were in the gestapo versus just garden variety mass murderers?


Didn't understand much, but hey:

Our tanks >>>>> your tanks. always and ever. swallow it libertarian faggot.
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Posted by Dingle on 06-23-2011 05:08 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by SatansLeftHand
Yeah, the rest of us are just all about sterilizing retards.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dy...7111201714.html

USA USA USA USA!!! err, scratch that...
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Posted by Brett on 06-25-2011 04:27 AM:

time to get this thread back on topic:



Posted by Trenchant_Troll on 06-25-2011 05:22 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by avert_your_eyes
Didn't understand much, but hey:

Our tanks >>>>> your tanks. always and ever. swallow it libertarian faggot.



Do you realize that your country has tried to take over Europe (which is essentially the size if the handful of states here in a real country) twice and failed?

They say the third time's a charm.
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Posted by Coincidence on 06-25-2011 12:20 PM:

This time they're using bureaucracy exclusively. Why use a tank when some words on a paper will do?

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Posted by fubar on 06-25-2011 02:07 PM:

Austrian economics FTW!


Posted by Shemp on 06-26-2011 06:59 PM:

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Posted by willimo on 06-27-2011 03:44 AM:

Make American meat 3 times and gasoline 10 times the cost it is now and we'll all lose weight.

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Posted by willimo on 06-27-2011 03:45 AM:

Subsidies make us unhealthy.

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Posted by Coincidence on 06-27-2011 10:29 AM:

Initiate global financial equilibrium.

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Posted by Brett on 06-27-2011 03:00 PM:


Posted by DRZ on 07-05-2011 08:13 PM:


Posted by DRZ on 07-05-2011 09:44 PM:


Posted by Pinecrika on 07-06-2011 07:57 AM:

Say, that's a nice stone.

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