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Posted by loser on 01-25-2005 11:09 PM:

pickles

Recipe for spicy, coldpack dills

2 gallons kettle cukes (tiny cucumbers)
1-gallon white distilled vinegar
1 gallon distilled water
1/4 canning salt
1/4 cup black whole peppercorns
Fresh dill tops
1/2 cup dried whole red peppers
1 cup whole garlic, peeled
15 Habanera peppers, whole
15 jalapeņo peppers whole

Mix vinegar, water and salt, bring to a boil, let cool for 20 minutes, add all the rest, refrigerate for 2 weeks.

you will not be sorry.

and go football...

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Posted by ignatz mouse on 01-26-2005 01:47 AM:

"loser's homemade edible dildos" you. sick. bastard.


Posted by loser on 01-26-2005 02:36 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by ignatz mouse
"loser's homemade edible dildos" you. sick. bastard.


They burn good, too. Yer hole will tingle fer a month.
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Posted by Daniel on 02-10-2005 10:22 PM:

I don't want a pickle, just want to ride on my motorsickle. (sorry...)

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Posted by Large Filipino on 02-13-2005 11:47 PM:

Could you do that with Watermelon rinds?
Heard people are pickling that.

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Posted by loser on 02-14-2005 12:44 AM:

There is no question about it; you, sir, are a grade A freak.

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Posted by Large Filipino on 02-14-2005 11:18 PM:

NANNY NANNY POO POO!!!!!

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Posted by Large Filipino on 02-14-2005 11:19 PM:

I'm a freak.
eeeeee!!!

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Posted by loser on 02-14-2005 11:28 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Large Filipino
NANNY NANNY POO POO!!!!!


Not clicking on that.
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Posted by Large Filipino on 02-15-2005 01:18 AM:

Clicking on that will find this:

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Posted by Large Filipino on 02-15-2005 01:20 AM:

oops...

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Posted by Aydin on 03-10-2005 03:38 PM:

I've seen much stranger things pickled.


Posted by loser on 03-10-2005 04:09 PM:

I think this is the only thread I've ever posted outside the suppository.
Let it die.


Posted by ignatz mouse on 03-10-2005 04:36 PM:

Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be . . .


Posted by Large Filipino on 03-10-2005 11:22 PM:

No. This thread will NEVER die!!
Never!!!
I will post on this thread once a month so it will bring it up front for EVER and EVER!!
(Bookmarking thread....)

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Posted by Large Filipino on 03-10-2005 11:23 PM:

BWHAAAAA!!!!!

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Posted by ignatz mouse on 03-10-2005 11:47 PM:

if you have buttsex alot, I bet your suppositories HAVE to be the size of pickles, so they don't fall out. (do we have any experts on this subject? anyone?)


Posted by Dingle on 03-11-2005 01:31 AM:

Re: pickles

quote:
Originally posted by loser
Recipe for spicy, coldpack dills

2 gallons kettle cukes (tiny cucumbers)
1-gallon white distilled vinegar
1 gallon distilled water
1/4 canning salt
1/4 cup black whole peppercorns
Fresh dill tops
1/2 cup dried whole red peppers
1 cup whole garlic, peeled
15 Habanera peppers, whole
15 jalapeņo peppers whole

Mix vinegar, water and salt, bring to a boil, let cool for 20 minutes, add all the rest, refrigerate for 2 weeks.

you will not be sorry.

and go football...



take out the water and dill and that's damn near identical to my pickled egg recipe.
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Posted by Large Filipino on 04-10-2005 07:01 AM:

NEVER DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by Aydin on 04-11-2005 04:53 PM:

I just bought some Turkish Giardiniera.


Posted by ignatz mouse on 04-11-2005 05:55 PM:

Batampte Half Sour


Posted by loser on 04-11-2005 06:53 PM:

mmmm.... ate about twenty garlic stuffed olives this weekend. apparently, aside from being a tasty snack they are also a completely effective blowjob reppellant. :/


Posted by ignatz mouse on 05-06-2005 10:34 PM:

olives are yummy. (paving the way for LF)


Posted by loser on 05-06-2005 10:50 PM:

He's going to be sad that you beat him here, this month.


Posted by Large Filipino on 05-06-2005 10:58 PM:

I WAS WAITING FOR 5/11 !!!
But it's ok.
eeee!!!

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