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Posted by philjit on 04-02-2004 06:48 AM:

Kompressor For President!

http://www.kompressorforpresident.com/


Posted by DevilMoon on 04-02-2004 06:55 AM:

"He has worked tirelessly in the entertainment industry to push for decentralization of resources"

what does that mean in English?


Posted by tack on 04-02-2004 07:01 AM:

it's a trick to sell cds :S


Posted by missphinx on 04-02-2004 07:03 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by DevilMoon
"He has worked tirelessly in the entertainment industry to push for decentralization of resources"

what does that mean in English?


Does this help?: http://www.kompressormusic.com/

Phil, you have found gold.

Check out KOMPRESSOR's blog:

this morning we arrive to work. our office is very clean and neat every day but today. someone who also works at this company has put many things into the office.

we demand to know who does this and one man tells us "april fools". i tell him to remove all these items from the office. he puts a hundred rubber balloons in the office for no reason.

then i tell him "you must clean bathroom now." he starts to tell us that he is landscaper and does not need to clean bathroom. then i tell him "april fools. you do not have to clean bathroom. instead you are fired. leave the building now and your personal items will be shipped to you."

perhaps he does not understand that business needs to be run without idiot balloons or child games. the office is quiet now, i am at the desk, preparing to landscape for another day. the only sound is drum machine which runs all 24 hours in the office, always on, always set to SAMBA pattern.

tonight at dusk we go to the house of this former landscape employee and use bricks to remove his car windows. if we are questioned, we tell the observers, april fools, and leave the area before you are also fooled by this day with our bricks.


Posted by DevilMoon on 04-02-2004 07:05 AM:

Ah that clears it up.


Posted by tack on 04-02-2004 07:07 AM:

he steals tunak tunak tun and pretends he wrote it, what a jerk:S tunak tunak tun is a good song


Posted by ItsJustLogan on 04-02-2004 10:29 AM:

kompressor is great. KOMPRESSOR BREAK YOUR GLOW STICK! KOMPRESSOR EAT YOUR CANDY!

he did a track with the mc front, "rappers we crush." great stuff. http://www.frontalot.com/ /promote

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Posted by ponyslayer on 04-02-2004 05:21 PM:

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!

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