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Posted by Boobsnbuds on 09-08-2000 09:28 PM:

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I was just totally bored, and wondered how many people would reply to this topic.
No offense intended....unless your sodopigfucker or something.


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Posted by Princess_Chelle on 09-08-2000 09:36 PM:

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i have so many other thigns i have to do today, i dont have time to suck the farts from your ass today boobs...sorry


Posted by Boobsnbuds on 09-08-2000 09:40 PM:

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Ever heard of "snarfing"?

My in laws described it to me as the act of farting under water and trying to bite the bubbles before they burst.

I really didn't need to know that about them.

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Posted by Princess_Chelle on 09-08-2000 09:41 PM:

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my mother told me that a dork was someone who did that. never heard it called snarfing though. haha.


Posted by Boobsnbuds on 09-08-2000 09:46 PM:

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I had different definitions of a dork.
They never involved farts.
black glasses with tape or a band-aid holding them together, but never a fart.

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Posted by Princess_Chelle on 09-08-2000 10:57 PM:

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no, the glassess with the bandaid, and a pocket protector is a NERD. jeezus, you are so ass backwards!


Posted by DevilMoon on 09-08-2000 11:01 PM:

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What's weird is when I was younger I saw the movie "Monster Squad" (remember that?) and they referred to a "dork" and "nards" which was highly confusing to me at the time. They meant "dick" and "nuts" but to me dork was synonymous with nerd or geek.

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Posted by wonderaz on 09-08-2000 11:18 PM:

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Originally, a dork refered to the penis of a whale. So equating Dork and dick is correct, just a really big dick (up to 10 feet long)


Posted by Princess_Chelle on 09-08-2000 11:21 PM:

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wow wonderaz! that is amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*faints*


Posted by J E B Stuart on 09-08-2000 11:24 PM:

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quote:
Originally posted by wonderaz:
Originally, a dork refered to the penis of a whale. So equating Dork and dick is correct, just a really big dick (up to 10 feet long)


Ol' pal, that's the first time I've ever been called "a whale". Amen.


Posted by Paint CHiPs on 09-08-2000 11:34 PM:

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Moster Squad rulez.

That is all.


Posted by Paint CHiPs on 09-08-2000 11:36 PM:

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And by the way, Keith just spelled out "JAP" with his alphabet blocks. Then he put the rest of the blocks away. So now, everytime I look down, I see the word "JAP" staring me in the face.

I hope it replaces "COX KIT", which is another thing he likes to spell out, and I have no idea what it means.

Maybe it means "dork".


Posted by Fiend on 09-08-2000 11:36 PM:

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did someone say pigfucker??????


Posted by memdink on 09-09-2000 12:14 AM:

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What's that like?


Posted by J E B Stuart on 03-13-2018 02:56 AM:

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What's that like?
Hahahaaa!!! You deserve a pernt. What do they say? Better late than never?

That jackass wonderaz said he’ll give you a couple after he finishes his snarfing therapy. Of course, probability is high he’ll have forgotten by the time he finishes. But, what do they say? It’s the thought that counts.

Amen.
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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 03-18-2018 05:27 AM:

I don't think it's the thought that counts. If so, then why is it only a penny for your thoughts?

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 03-22-2018 04:06 PM:

That was my two cents worth. You owe me another penny.

Amen.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 03-25-2018 11:07 PM:

Hey Grasshoppa!! Can you help out here a little?

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 03-26-2018 12:11 AM:

Heh. Two cents is too steep for grasshoppa. He won’t do diddly unless it’s free.

Amen.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 03-26-2018 12:19 AM:

But I only owe you one penny!

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 03-26-2018 12:44 AM:

Plus interest. Don’t forget interest.

A penny saved is a penny earned, by golly!

Amen.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 03-26-2018 06:21 AM:

You want interest on a penny? Are you trying to break me?

Grasshoppa!! Where are you? Don't you want to help your BFF?

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 03-27-2018 02:30 AM:

Herk? What I can’t get off my mind is BnB starting a thread with a “suck my ass” command and then claiming he was just “bored.” Frankly, I suspect BnB is one of those brutes who’ve been preying on Bruce Heffernan for years.

I’m surprised Heffernan hasn’t gone stark raving mad. He needs protection.

Amen.

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Posted by J E B Stuart on 10-01-2018 05:52 PM:

On the other hand, it’s possible BnB and Heffernan are in cahoots.

In any event, think the thread would’ve been more productive had he said something like “Suck my nose”. I mean, really. His nose? Think about it.

Amen.

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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 10-02-2018 08:00 PM:

Doesn't poop come out of there????

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