Registered: Jun 2008
insists that Dreamcatcher is the best movie adaptation of Stephen King's work.
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Registered: Mar 2004
Doesn't realize that it was.
Registered: Jul 2001
Secretly supports NPR during the pledge drives.
had to settle on cap guns while in NZ.
Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
Was held up with a cap gun and gave up his wallet.
Chris Brown and Rihanna's matchmaker.
Registered: Jan 2011
Is going to apologise to ALL black people, with his anus.
jerks himself off because he never gets a reach around.
Registered: Apr 2005
Is learning to like the sound of background banjo.
has a pink cowboy hat.
Has a Pillsbury butt plug.
plaster casters his own buttplugs.
Prefers the basement area of a port-a-potty.
Closet accordion player.
successful sperm bank robber.
Has a Swiss sperm bank account.
has downloaded every song from America's Next Top Model.
Shaves his kitty.
Caboki scalp model.
Slept with a pillow over his head then woke up with money in his mouth and no teeth.
Wears his Christmas stockings to bed.
raped his body pillow.
Wears an American flag scarf
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