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Trenchant_Troll
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Hey, Simon, you waste of DNA...

...Happy Birthday, you old bastard. If you are dead (which seems likely given your unusual silence) you may disregard this message.

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J E B Stuart
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Yes, happy birthday ya ol' sod! Unlike T_T, I know yer not dead because yer gonna live forever. After all, heaven won't take ya 'n' hell won't have ya.

Amen.

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Coincidence
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SS is grumbling on a porch somewhere.

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Cruise Director
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Happy Belated my friend!

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SimpleSimon
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I've been busy.

Thnx, but after 60 of the damned things, birthdays are just another day..

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J E B Stuart
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Eh,60 of 'em? You're a pup.

Amen.

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Woah, I also thought at least 70.

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Actually, 61. I just mentioned 60 because I paid zero attention this time.

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So you might be older. I think you're older. When my grandpa got senile he thought he was 34.

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Actually, coinkydink, I think you show more signs of dementia than I ever have. Whether it be senile dementia, or otherwise, demented you are.

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Oh snap.

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Have some mercy, Dane. Oh snap is too edgy for senior citizens.

Amen.

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I'm still reeling from that devastating comeback.

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I'm still on cloud nine, however, I wasn't surprised with the outcome.

Amen.

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Viagra?

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