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JoeyCat
Felis Dominatus

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Delaware
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I want instant gratification dammit!

Where can I get it?

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SocialParasite
wallet.dat is where it at

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: fuck you daaaaaaaaad
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pr0n?

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Wil_Freak
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Registered: Jul 2000
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Well cousin, I dont know about instant gratification, but if I dont get an email from you soon RiZZ man I will kick ur ass.

Im visiting your namesake tommorow ( ur twin) so Ill tell him you say hi.

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Method Dan
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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: San Francisco Bay Area, CA
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I practically never receive instant gratification of any kind. I'd like to receive some, especially from Karen, Slappy, Hell, or, *thinks* perhaps morgana. Oh yeah, and AmSci, I reckon she could gratify me pretty damn near instantly.

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Dacarlo
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Registered: Oct 2000
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There was this one time I was chillin' at my friends house and whilst I was trying to watch the Smurfs he started going down on his girlfriend. I was thinking about giving them some space for the sake of decency, but fuck that, I wasnt about to miss Smurfette (What a cutie!) So I kinda ignored them and they ignored me. Anywho, she's all moaning and stuff when, he stops and he kinda looks up at her. Resting his chin on her pussy he says. "Hey baby, guess what?"
She looks down obviously pissed that her "Death by everlasting cunnilingus" moment is being lost say's.
"What the *pant* fuck is it?"
He says "This is what I look like with a beard" To which she slaps him upside the head and storms off, meanwhile me and him are rolling around pissing ourselves laughing. And who says pot heads dont have a sense of humour?

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MrSherman
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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Elysian Fields, TX, USA
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I wouldn't minding mind having buttsex with morgana.

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