I practically never receive instant gratification of any kind. I'd like to receive some, especially from Karen, Slappy, Hell, or, *thinks* perhaps morgana. Oh yeah, and AmSci, I reckon she could gratify me pretty damn near instantly.
[This message has been edited by Method Dan (edited 10-15-2000).]
There was this one time I was chillin' at my friends house and whilst I was trying to watch the Smurfs he started going down on his girlfriend. I was thinking about giving them some space for the sake of decency, but fuck that, I wasnt about to miss Smurfette (What a cutie!) So I kinda ignored them and they ignored me. Anywho, she's all moaning and stuff when, he stops and he kinda looks up at her. Resting his chin on her pussy he says. "Hey baby, guess what?"
She looks down obviously pissed that her "Death by everlasting cunnilingus" moment is being lost say's.
"What the *pant* fuck is it?"
He says "This is what I look like with a beard" To which she slaps him upside the head and storms off, meanwhile me and him are rolling around pissing ourselves laughing. And who says pot heads dont have a sense of humour?