At the last A Perfect Circle (APC) show I went to, Maynard (the lead singer)was going off on one of his usual rants. As is the case at all rock concerts, many people were talking and interacting as he went on...and on...and on... Finally he stops and screams:
"Shut the fuck up! Can't you hear me talking, assholes?"
Needless to say, a deathly silence fell over the room. No one fucks with the God of rock, or something.
"If any of you has a sheep and it falls into a pit on the Sabbath, will you not take hold of it and lift it out? How much more valuable is a man than a sheep! Therefore it is lawful to do good on the Sabbath."
quote:Originally posted by wonderaz "Military operations have commenced in Iraq"
The President after he was heckled by Saddam.
quote:Originally posted by Trenchant_Troll “I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it.”
Kerry when heckled by a supporter.
quote:Originally posted by Trenchant_Troll I dunno, but I've a mighty hankering for a sandwich right now.
quote:Originally posted by Trenchant_Troll "If any of you has a sheep and it falls into a pit on the Sabbath, will you not take hold of it and lift it out? How much more valuable is a man than a sheep! Therefore it is lawful to do good on the Sabbath."
And who ever said right-wingers have no sense of humor?
quote:Here is another example of British humour. "That depends upon whether I embrace your principles or your mistresses," replied Benjamin Disraeli when Gladstone, who was known for his witty remarks, said "Disraeli, you will end up either in the gallows or with some loathsome disease."
I was sitting behind the counter in my shop having a sandwich and some guy walks in while talking on his cellphone, I heard him say something like "the attendant is sitting behind the counter stuffing his face...". He walked around and asked some questions about a windsurfer to which I answered, we then walked outside. On the way out I took an energy drink out of the cooler and when outside I lit a cigarette. He said in a condescending manner "does the boss mind you drinking and smoking on his account?" to which I replied "I dunno, ask him, he was the dude sitting behind the counter stuffing his face..."