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HELL
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Arrow DINNER TIME!!!!!!!

go wash your hands, and ill be smelling to see if you used soap.

MstrG untie the nieghbor!

Joey put down that whip!

bunkum, stop feeling every ones zippers!

pangloss, put down that book.

paint chips, stop sniffing the gasoline!

dingle, put on some pants!

kitty give dingle back his pants!

wonderaz ? WONDERAZ!!WHERE THE HELL IS WONDERAZ?!!

devil moon, you can play guitar after we eat.

animal, stop licking kitten.

tack, get your hand out your pants!

boobsnbuds, why are your eyes red?

where are the other kids at, tell them to get their asses in here now!

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HELL
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oh, and stop the yelling rav is trying to sleep!

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JoeyCat
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Ok, I used tangerine antibacterial soap.

Can I at least bring my flogger, I feel so naked without a weapon.

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DramaQueen
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Uhhh...I hope we're not having chicken again. I hate chicken.

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HELL
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quote:
Originally posted by Joeycat:
Ok, I used tangerine antibacterial soap.

Can I at least bring my flogger, I feel so naked without a weapon.




yes put it under your chair.
thats a good girl.

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splAt
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Chicken livers and gizzards

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Roshigoth
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After those pics you posted in that other thread, I think I've lost my appetite.
Thanks. I need to lose weight anyway..



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HELL
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with taters and peas.

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*looks around guiltily

*takes her hands out of everyone's pants

*washes her hands

*decides to fondle people under the table while eating

*ends up under the table giving head to MstrG

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Paint CHiPs
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*huff huff*

*looks up from can of gasoline*

I'm not hungry.

*huff huff*

*Submerges head in gasoline*

*gurgle gurgle get gurgle me gurgle a gurgle beer gurgle*

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...gurgle beer.....

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Pangloss
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quote:
Originally posted by HELL:
pangloss, put down that book.


But I like reading while I eat. And I don't need to wash my hands. Unlike other men, I can piss without getting it all over my fingers.



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well, as long as it isnt one of them nakie books i guess its ok.

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Princess_Chelle
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but mom im not hungryyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!
i dont wanna eat!!!!!!!!!!!!
but
but but
but MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*eats one pea and one bite of tater*

[This message has been edited by Princess_Chelle (edited 08-31-2000).]

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nothing green for me thanks

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ItsJustLogan
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i didn't want any of your stinkin dinner anyway! *sniff*

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/me stares blankly across the table as bunkum performs her magic

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quote:
Originally posted by MstrG:
/me stares blankly across the table as bunkum performs her magic




The blank stare is my daddy stare

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HELL
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quote:
Originally posted by ItsJustLogan:
i didn't want any of your stinkin dinner anyway! *sniff*




awe logan, i didnt forget you, mamma's little sweaty, i thought you went out for the night, come give mamma a kiss.
we saved you some gizzards and gravy.

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quote:
Originally posted by MstrG:
/me stares blankly across the table as bunkum performs her magic



bunkum, keep your feet off of mstr g's penis.
bad BAD girl.

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Jingle Jangles
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Hey wait a damn minute here... where do I sit?

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damn jingle, i thought you were out with your hos, pull up a seat next to paint chips, it doesnt look like hes eating again.
im getting rid of the lawn mower, and all the house hold cleaning supplies, i think he tried to make rush out of the liquid plumber.
make sure his eyes dont roll up in to his head again.

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*staples paints eyes open*

ok now what the fuck is for dinner?

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HELL
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chelle stop hiding your food in pangloss' pockets, that is what your doing right?

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quote:
Originally posted by Jingle Jangles:
*staples paints eyes open*

ok now what the fuck is for dinner?



gizzards, livers, taters n peas, yer favorite.

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