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Asp
Fluffy Bunny

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Abby, BC, Canada
Posts: 69
Post Every Poster Is Needed

Lurking is not a sound practice at this time. This forum and the experiment-one forum are in need of post's (I can't sustain my lurking ways with such slim pickings.) Thus, I urge all lurkers like myself to come out of the shadows and take part in these fantastic forums! Join me my brothers and sisters in making these forums bloom into the stinking roses they should be!

Lurkers of all forums UNITE!

You may applause or boo, I care not. Though, applause would be nice.

I hope I'm not the only lurker *looks around* if so, I just made a fool of myself.

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DevilMoon
passive stalker?

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: zanzibar
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We need to feed Wonder, he's hungry.

Step forward and be heard.

DM

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flocat
PINKO

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: East Bay
Posts: 3588
Angry

I'm here, letting my gift of anger speak for itself. How's everyone doing? I just found out about these forums today so don't expect much from me until the next couple of days. Now, I'm off to do my thing.

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Asp
Fluffy Bunny

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Abby, BC, Canada
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Ah yes! Wonder... I too shall step forward and accept a flaming for the forum as absolut did. I would suggest that you stick to mindfucks though since I am into s&m. You wouldn't want me to get horny now would you? Hmm?

" I'm a newbie here and I would like to meet all of you! " *starts layering himself with asbestos* " I hope that I fit in here, you guys see to be such a close group of nifty friends! "

There. That should be enough ammo for ya.

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wonderaz
Sarky Bastard

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona... No no Cornville!!
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You want to meet me? Are you out of your fucking mind? You waltz into my forum and think that I would waste one second of my time on a lowlife scumsucking bag of newbie queef such as yourself? Did you fucking smack your head on the ceiling of your trailer this morning or what?. Just because AOL banned you from Idiotchat again for making pinheaded posts like this one, you presume that it was OK to clutter up my screen, you penclinecked, bottomfeeding, smegmabreathed fucknozzle????
I have one thing to say to you...
Welcome Asp, glad to see you here. Have a seat, Anti is preparing your asylum enema right now. Join the havoc.

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MstrG
The Talamasca

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Upstate NY
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Hey wonder, is the opposite of poster: imposter?

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wonderaz
Sarky Bastard

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Hmmm...
If it's not, it should be.
For the sake of clarity, we should use that from now on.
Which, of course, will just confuse the hell out of anyone who hasn't read this post.

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Asp
Fluffy Bunny

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Abby, BC, Canada
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Well, in that case.. I've been an imposter on spf, e1f and Asylum. Oh no! I've been an imposter for months and months and months! Nooooo!!! I've wasted my time

Aww fuck it. I posted enough during my lurking to break whore status before every wipe and make it here and to E1. I remember when the Asylum was just a thought in the chatroom.. *realizes how long he's been here...* Holy shit! You people have taken up so much of my time. Uh... I'm trying a "no sleep" thing not unlike Touchs fiasco. Wouldn't be the first time, but my posts are getting lengthy and rather pointless. My standing record for days without sleep is 3 and a half, I'm just too damn lathargic to go longer. Well, I guess it won't be long now before I start sucking on 9 volt batteries to keep from falling asleep. I'll keep you posted on my crazy antics if you want to hear them or not now, so shut up. I fear that even flaming is losing it's power with me. Calling and being called a "roting puss-filled maggot-infested tampon-sucking roadkill dryhumper" has just lost it's flavor. Tah.

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MstrG
The Talamasca

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quote:
Originally posted by wonderaz:
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For the sake of clarity, we should use that from now on.
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We'll put it in the official Asylum Lexicon.



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wonderaz
Sarky Bastard

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a "roting puss-filled maggot-infested tampon-sucking roadkill dryhumper" That's beautiful.

You lost your lurkcherry so long ago, I doubt it will ever grow back. Keep up the sleep deprived posts, Asp, I can't wait for the mindless babbling on day 5. lol

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Touch
Fluffy Bunny

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Australia
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why is a lack of sleep now thought of as touch syndrome? its flattering, and sure its about 2 in the morning here where i am and im not even close to be tired...

but im sure the board has much worse insomniacs than me

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wonderaz
Sarky Bastard

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Your famous now, Touch.
It is the ultimate coolness to have a disease, mental condition, or character disorder named after you, didn't you know that?

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stormydoctor
Gay homo sewing fag

Registered: Aug 2000
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Angry

"applause"

why not just spam this forum everywhere possible....

Nevermind Spam sucks ass....

Britney Spears sucks worse everyday.....

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morgana
THE Bitch

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: my mother's bloody womb
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i'm not lurking, i'm waiting for something completely senseless to reply to, which is why i reply now. haHA! blah, i'm so bored...entertain me...*grabs popcorn and waits*...hello?....

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Yo momma
Adorable Pussycat

Registered: Aug 2000
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Your momma likes her pits to be cleanshaven. Your momma is looking for a groomer.

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Danielle
Runs with scissors

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: B.F.E, Illinois
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*yawn*

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Asp
Fluffy Bunny

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Abby, BC, Canada
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Yo Momma

That was the most pathetic thing I've ever read.

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Liquidnight
Breaking Like Dolls

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Seattle
Posts: 14
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"Dear Sir,
--I am in a madhouse and quite
forget your name or who you are."

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Touch
Fluffy Bunny

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Australia
Posts: 470
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quote:
Originally posted by wonderaz:
Your famous now, Touch.
It is the ultimate coolness to have a disease, mental condition, or character disorder named after you, didn't you know that?



looks like im set for life then

its strangely flattering that you guys actually know me at all... i can still remember being a scared and timid little newbie, too scared to post on that certain forum (let it rest in peace) because of the inevitable flaming i was sure i would receive... one day i built up the nerve, snuck in, posted a bit, then posted alot and have never looked back



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Dead_Inside
Joey's Head Bitch

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: NH
Posts: 6093
Smile

Who the fuck are you?

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Touch
Fluffy Bunny

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Location: Australia
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hey dead inside look in your sig... im the fucked up guy

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Dead_Inside
Joey's Head Bitch

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: NH
Posts: 6093
Wink

I was beginning to wonder what my sig meant. Thanks.

And then I went and forgot to check my sig box, dammit. Ok, Ill use a different one for this.


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opus
shhh,listen

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: albany
Posts: 1387
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Alright,alright im out of lurk mode.though i agree both forums are taking a hit.each may have to recruit new blood to liven up the respective forums.maybe you could converge the two,though that probably wouldnt make much of a difference since both members seem to float back and forth.just a thought.
btw-how did you now i was molested as a child.

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wonderaz
Sarky Bastard

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That is an excerpt from Dingle's diary, Opus, it's not directed at you. He was molested again the other day by Jeb's dog, so he put that up in a fit of angst.

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Muppet
Time to start the music

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Right there beside you..
Posts: 1156
Question

/me scratches her head in confusion ..

erm.. i'm lost.

me not imposter! me just slack!

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