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rachel
Adorable Pussycat

Registered: Dec 2001
Location: indiana
Posts: 41
bah humbug

sorry. i just had the urge to say it.

so how was everybody's sexmas?


mine was eh.

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opus
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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: albany
Posts: 1387

i got socks

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Venus
Goddess of Whore

Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Denver
Posts: 2532

I had a pretty ok Christmas. Family was boreing as usual, friends were great as always. Now if only someone would get online...it'd be better.

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crazy_wacky
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Registered: Dec 2001
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Mine was nice.

Kids behaved.

Parents behaved.

And I got Return to Castle Wolfenstein !....my wife really loves me!

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Skeet
barrel of fun

Registered: May 2001
Location: Africa
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I went into work at 2, was supposed to get off at 6.

I was the only Manager there. I had to wait for another to come in before I could leave.

She was supposed to be there at 6.

She got there at 11:30.

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Mordecai
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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Denver
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ANd you still didn't get to leave because you strung her up by her toes?

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Skeet
barrel of fun

Registered: May 2001
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She started bitching when she got there.

I threatened to shoot her. She didn't believe me.

I removed my the magazine from my pistol, took a bullet out, replaced the magaine. Loaded the firearm. Threw the removed bullet at her REALLY hard and told her to try me.

I left 5 minutes later.

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DevilMoon
passive stalker?

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: zanzibar
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quote:
Originally posted by Skeet
She started bitching when she got there.

I threatened to shoot her. She didn't believe me.

I removed my the magazine from my pistol, took a bullet out, replaced the magaine. Loaded the firearm. Threw the removed bullet at her REALLY hard and told her to try me.

I left 5 minutes later.



There's the christmas spirit!

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Dingle
Gay for Mugtoe

Registered: Jul 2000
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i wouldve at least smacked her up a bit

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SocialParasite
wallet.dat is where it at

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: fuck you daaaaaaaaad
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Where the hell do you work?!

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Skeet
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quote:
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i wouldve at least smacked her up a bit


I bruised her arm with the bullet I threw at her. I threw it REALLY fucking hard.

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Skeet
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quote:
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Where the hell do you work?!


I'm an Assistant Manager at a movie theatre.

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SocialParasite
wallet.dat is where it at

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What do you have a gun for?

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Skeet
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Registered: May 2001
Location: Africa
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Self defense?

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Dacarlo
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Registered: Oct 2000
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Bah humbug movies and media go here:

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Coincidence
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Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Sun
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This article wants to be here: http://www.theguardian.com/commenti...gs-nobody-wants

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rust
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As does this doodle:

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Dacarlo
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http://metro.co.uk/2013/12/05/chris...gamers-4216830/

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creepy uncle
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Registered: Apr 2006
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That's a cross section of your colon
Also, vomit.

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My anus is bleeding.

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Pinecrika
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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Aotearoa
Posts: 19810

Just looking at that makes my bowels do the flip-flop.

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Dacarlo
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Gotta be a wind up. I may be tempted to try it just to say I had.

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J E B Stuart
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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beyond Mason-Dixon Line
Posts: 33933

Looks like loaded can o' violent fart fuel.

Amen.

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http://m.theatlantic.com/infocus/20...mpanion/100639/

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Coincidence
Counterfeit

Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Sun
Posts: 33004

A very photogenic demon. He has existed for hundreds of years but this year the intertubes are FILLED with Krampus. I wonder why. Stock up on stockings I guess.

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http://gawker.com/man-commits-suici...dium=socialflow

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